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Allowed to say this. the swedes have no sense of humor. there is not one person in the country with a sense of humor that suggests this couldnt be satire because that word doesnt translate into swedish. >> yeah, thats possible. im with you. i know i feel like we have got to be getting punked here. we have to be. so i cant really take this at face value. i would say that it fits into the current climate hysteria. when you were showing those clips of you who the democrats are one upping each other...

Before you answer. that is critical. >> judge: how do we know if you are finished? >> tucker: because i will say your name and i will say you got it. every correct answer is worth one point. you get it wrong, you lose a point. best of five wins. make sense? >> jesse: yeah. >> judge: good luck, jesse. >> jesse: you need it. >> tucker: you have to be quick on that buzzer. here it is multiple choice at new hampshire campaign event this week which 2020 democrat stopped his own speech to scold a cryi...

Bring us back to parity, two-pointer, and last multiple choice, and its this. a maid of honor showed up at sisters wedding wearing unusual costume after the bride told her she could wear whatever she wanted. what did the maid of honor wear: a, space suit, b, a taco shell, or c, a t-rex costume? >> t-rex. >> tucker: t-rex? was it a t-rex costume? >> is it? >> a bride to be in nebraska told her brides maid, you know what? wear whatever you want for the big day. she thought she was nice and flexibl...

Made of starch and potatoes. those meatless burgers you are no better off eating those. you are just not eating meat. >> tucker: wouldnt it be easier to go to church pick your local methodist or episcopalian church and just go? wouldnt it be simpler? >> another thing they could be doing i think the folks behind this could be extreme vegans and so theyre saying like if its so gross to eat humans, why is it not gross to eat animals. thats another possibility. or, or, tucker, they are saying why do...

Countries are at risk of vanishing in low-lying areas what do you suppose god thinks of that? i bet he thinks its messed up. at least one way of talking about this is that its a kind of sin. >> tucker: hear that? disagreeing with saint pete is a sin, or as episcopalians like saint peter put it, a kind of sin. whatever, its bad. what apparently is not a sin is flying on private jets, which st. peter does more than any other democratic candidate in the race. of course, if you did it, if you end up...

Prols about our naughty plastic straw habit. >> i think we are thinking about it mostly through the perspective of guilt, you know, from using a straw to eating burger. am i part of the problem? in a certain way, yes. the most exciting thing is that we can all be part of the solution. >> tucker: you just heard it. when you use a drinking straw, says saint pete of south bend, you are part of the problem. unless you happen to be pete buttigieg himself, and you find yourself at the iowa state fair....

>> tucker: read the rules. hands on buzzer. first one to buzz in gets to answer the question. youve got to wait until i finish asking the question before you answer. that is critical. >> how do we know if you are finished? >> tucker: because i will say your name, and i will say you got it. every correct answer is worth one point. you get it wrong, you lose a point. best of five wins. make sense? >> yeah. >> good luck, jesse. >> yeah, you need it. >> tucker: question one. you have to be quick on ...

Thee. dont like it, tough. stop your whining and eat your insects, or your pets, or your neighbors. were heading out for a cheeseburger. melissa francis cohost, among other things, "outnumbered." one of our favorites. she joins us tonight. melissa, as im reading this script, im thinking to myself, is this story real? i hope we havent been punked. i always count on you for due diligence. this is a real out of sweden about the cannibalism. >> very hard to believe its a real story. it seems like it...

On the book. i hope its read my trillions. >> thank you. >> tucker: its friday time for our favorite secret service agent who joins us in a moment. this weeks top stories a an appearance by bill de blasio. final exam jesse watters vs. judge jeanine pirro. amazing matchup. well be right back ♪ ♪

Them for you. we ought to ask ourselves a moral question. is that really what this is all about? or should we have a system, medical system that is more based on mutual gain? i would like something fixed, doctor and would you help me? that is a more humane, in my opinion, more humane system for getting our needs and wants satisfied with turning it over to this utopia almost heaven on earth kind of thing is really childish almost to present this. mark: wouldnt it be better if we embraced our stre...