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A debate. we have to stabilize our hemisphere if we want this problem to stop at our border. violence, corruption, joblessness and hunger wont win you asylum at the border. thats why the congresswoman from here in my home city of new york is upset or disappointed in vice president harris. this is going to take some more thought. i hope we approach this like henry kissinger would approach tough national security issues. one as a national security issue. two be unemotional about it and three figur...

Payoff and legal ramifications for the president. the first lady literally said she found it unpleasant to have these headlines and allegations made. shes sticking with the first lady weve seen so far, holder her cards close to her vest. interesting to hear her speak out and be honest and touch on these topics. >> you traveled with her every step of the way, including egypt where she showed up at the pyramids, she seemed to be very, very self-confident. >> she was. when shes outside of washingto...

Stock all over the world. >> theyre laughing at whats going on in our country. >> welcome back to the 11th hour. you saw there the idea that the world was laughing at the united states came up a time or two during the trump campaign stump speeches and as president trump seems to believe thats a problem that is now fixed, here he is two weeks ago announcing that the u.s. would be leaving the paris climate accord. >> we dont want other leaders of other countries laughing at us anymore. and they wo...

The world is laughing at us. >> the whole world is laughing at us. >> our country is a laughing stock all over the world. >> theyre laughing at whats going on in our country. >> welcome back to the 11th hour. you saw there the idea that the world was laughing at the united states came up a time or two during the trump campaign stump speeches and as president trump seems to believe thats a problem that is now fixed, here he is two weeks ago announcing that the u.s. would be leaving the paris clim...

Came up a time or two during the trump campaign stump speeches, and as president, trump seems to believe thats a problem thats now fixed. here he is announcing the u.s. would be leaving the paris climate accord. >> we dont want other leaders of other countries laughing at us anymore. and they wont be. they wont be. i was elected to represent the citizens of pittsburgh, not paris. >> as a "washington post" column puts it, trump says foreign leaders wouldnt laugh at the u.s., now theyre laughing a...

What made it especially gratifying is that if you could somehow make the king laugh, you know, but you learn pretty quickly that if the king didnt laugh, much of the court wouldnt laugh, either. but the kings not there tonight. >> yeah. >> but he is. hes more there than if he were there. its not like hes not watching, right? >> its pretty brilliant counterprogramming by his team to -- they want that split screen. they want the opposition party all in their ball gowns. so, talk about the comedn w...

The kid is muted, quiet, tamed. joan walsh, this is the novel. this is the stuff you read about in a separate piece by john knowles. this is the stuff we all remember in school, the cruelty of school, how cruel it can be. your thoughts? >> well, i really appreciate michaels candor about the way the campaign handled it, but i think it goes slightly deeper than that, chris, because when you listen to mitt chuckle, he dhubl chuckles after he hears -- >> four times. >> exactly, he chuckles after he ...

You think im defensive? >> do i. >> i got killed yesterday. >> i think hes going to run, at least early on. >> i hope he z. i think it would be awesome. >> i wouldnt laugh. >> it would be awesome. >> sign me up. >> the republican primaries are always fun. >> patrick, you going to run again? >> thinking of it, carl. can we sign you up, carl? >> absolutely. ill be your manager. >> oh, good lord. we have pat buchanan in washington. and joining the table -- oh, mikes still here. senior political cor...

I would say, how come im on that late? the whole industry is gone, because it was the comedy boom. she says, because nobody wants to follow you. i said, -- i got banned from some diners, six shairves came to put me in jail. i was with a william morris agent, and i got up in the booth, and that place was packed. so i got signed the next day. then the movie theaters were packed, and i would give the guy running -- the manager ten bucks to shut the music, so i could go up and have full audiences. >...