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We have one in every household. thats your fathers child. no one was to take credit for theirs and unfortunately they gave theirs a microphone. >> greg: you know what julie though here life is set. because if youre a doom sauer on the right continuing to shell always have speaking engagements. >> julie: thats why lube rails love her because they can listen to stupidity and follow it. if i was her, mother i would b like i dont know who your baby daddy is and i have nothing to say about what she i...

Companies i posed the question who would win zucc or musk on on twitter 87% of you on musk would win and even on instagram 90% of you said musk would win. elon and mark make this happen please invite the graham angle staff to come. and happy birthday to our wonderful producer sam fox. gutfeld is next. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. happy almost friday. yeah, we can hang on one more day if we just believe. especially if its red meat thursday. ♪ ♪

>> greg: i edited mens health. >> tyrus: you would have fired the person. >> greg: i would have probably dismembered the person and then fired them. keep them alive for a while. tyrus? >> tyrus: i just -- oh, man. im just going to let the dude come out. im going to be a guy. im not a gynecologist, i just like [bleep]. whatever that is. >> greg: there you go. >> tyrus: whatever that is, ive been chasing it my entire life, but its just, you know. >> greg: there you go, man. theres no word for that...

I can braking news in boston and im going to get through this. this is called this used to be me, sox pitcher notices a kid practicing in the yard gives him a free bat. so a young ball player playing in the minor leagues saw a kid playing in the why ared and it reminded him when kids used to play outside so he got him a bat and gave it to him. but he messed up after the free bat he told him to shoot him a dm on instagram promising the future for a future sox game. i cant even -- the celtics trad...

Anything. >> julie: i applaud his they are exist but his orthopedic shoes probably help with that. >> greg: these are not orthopedic theyre prada. >> julie: for the height impaired. >> tyrus: he prefers pigme. >> greg: paul you have a pretty good poker face, what about this finding that liberal men have better poker faces the doesnt he have to agree and lie all the time. >> paul: ill tell why you agree with this study. consider the fact that ai was constructed by a whole slew of soy boys out in ...

Front of your colleagues? >> oh, well, i will say this mr. gutfeld, it feels wonderful. i was just listening to my colleagues chanting shame, shame, shame. its music to my ears. yesterdays hearings, i had so much fun. ha ha. im back baby. pretty soon ill have my high back chairmans chair again. >> greg: i dont understand. youre happy? i didnt realize -- dont you realize you were censured by a majority in congress? >> yes. isnt it wonderful? im very pro censorship. excuse me, censureship. oh, my ...

Im bothered. finally congressman youre running for an open u.s. senate seat in california. whats your message to voters who might be skeptical of your agenda. >> i think you mean my again-da. thats how i say it now. i like the hard g because thats what ill do. do you like impeachment? thats my agenda. vote for me and ill do it again-da. and i have one man to thank for all of this, the orange man himself. if you excuse me, im going to go celebrate with a glass of wine and some trump stakes. good ...

A problem with that. >> greg: maybe the punishment is he has to be trapped in the life of adam schiff. i dont know if he has any -- does he have family or friends? i dont know. he doesnt seem like he would. >> kat: yeah, i dont think hes bothered by it. again, i do agree, i think that he just loves to be on tv again and when you kind of set it up as he has that all republicans are evil horrible people being censured by evil horrible people he sees as a win and like tyrus said whether somethings ...

They all say the same thing t you okay? >> kat: that would be the funniest continue der bio ever. im into astrology and reparations. >> tyrus: and some dude will be like me too, kat. >> greg: so if youre into astrology and reparations would you only give reparation toss virgo. >> tyrus: a dude would be like youre right well played. >> greg: i was going to do this on the monologue to show the before and after pictures of people who go woke. you see this young beautiful girls that deliberately des...

[cheers an [cheers an [cheers and applause] >> greg: he frisked and cuffed hundreds sometimes as a police officer. former nypd inspector and attorney paul mauro. [cheers and applause]. >> greg: shes cheerful only when shes giving you an ear full, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: and his fanny pack sleeps seven. my massive side kick and the nwaworld champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: julie, it is quite obvious that youre far better looking than anyone o...