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[cheers and applause] >> greg: i tell gene, could you just put something together, and thats what he does. a sick little boy. yeah, its red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true, and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. tonights red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, knew that already. youve seen the view. but now science is bearing it out. its amazing, begins with a new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a countr...

Like hes just been lying the whole time. so what does this mean for the future? if ai is this good telling the difference between a liberal and a conservative based on a photo whats next. knowing leftist theyll use this to identify conservatives. the life of anyone who criticizes a democrat. they enjoy anyone who stands in their way of progressive but holy miserable society. what accidents next, perhaps we just i had the happy people and let sky net do the rest. >> period! >> greg: lets welcome ...

Scare. you should never give an exact date. who gives a [bleep]. >> paul:t k. >> tyrus: are you talking to me? calm down. ill be the parent. why in the blue hell have we ever listened to this child one time. >> paul: exactly. >> tyrus: im sorry. did i miss something? did we she graduate from college? is she a genius? no. she basically doeseniu what my daughter does every time i take away one of her toys, youve ruined mr y childhood and ill hate you forever. you closu foe the door and an h later,...

>> shame, shame, shame! >> the house will be in order. i have all night. >> greg: i have all night. if i had a nickel for every time stuart varney told me that. but dems wouldnt shut up for a party named after democracy itself they do sure hate it when people vote on stuff. but he did have to go to the front of the chamber, known as the well. think of it as like, you know, like a walk of shame, and not the kind i did this morning leaving hemmers place. i only had one shoe. to discuss this furthe...

Better than anything else weve come up with, lets hang on it to. progressives the idea is were going some place else, shangri-la, theres a city on the hill, youre never going to get there. so youre always going to be dissatisfied. it is alike taking a very long car ride with a bunch of apparently very cranky women. weve all been through those, you know, college years, and its not a pleasant experience. >> greg: no, it isnt. but i think if you believe theres nothing positive in life, then all you...

>> paul: >> kat: because you have to be happy for people to want to bang you, my life doesnt make any sense. >> tyrus: shes got a point. >> greg: are you saying youre miserable today? >> kat: i dont think i give off a sunshiney vibe. and also its funny to me because now like conservatives like biassed ai. we did weeks on like ai is woke and now that it tells you youre hot its all over? >> greg: yeah, thats human nature, once you get a compliment you forget about everything else >> kat: i dont th...

Conservatives are less angry and if youre less angry youre more attractive. and theres a lot of scowling from the left and angry liberals and that does make them ugly. i believe it makes men more trafficked too t you identify as, what, a conservative? >> greg: i dont know. i change my mind a lot. right now im a forest pigme. >> julie: so whats your sdmoous i dont know. being happy just makes you better looking. >> julie: you look better now than when you started at fox. >> greg: really? >> julie...

Through my garbage. >> paul: exactly. >> greg: some of it in there, some i is still living >> kat: those needles are sharp. >> greg: you knew i had a porcupine. >> tyrus: hes big cross stitcher, makes socks and scarves in the winter. >> greg: true when im not shooting up. >> tyrus: wasted my breath. >> greg: last word to you kat, whats your story make it a great one you could win >> kat: its great. this lady in ohio is refusing to remove a 9.5 wolf statue in her front yard. she put it up for hal...

Well, no,, if you go in the publicth square, paul, and you decide to scare the ship out of every child for five years, de dont say we cant make fun of you. >> paul: no, of course. and then they made her like a messiah, but what does it say about a movement wherein the world doesnt end and theyre disappointed. right? they would ratheisapr we have a noahs flood so as were all going down forfo the last time l they can say, i told you, its going to go this way. doesnt she prove the a block, the ange...

For that role? >> kat: today. >> greg: yes. how many videos did you watch? >> kat: i watched the same video over and over again. look, she seems like pretty et upset. and her tweet, i saw some people saying that people were saying she meant the world was going to eng,d in five years if we kept o using fossil fuels are dumb and we misinterpreted it and what i she really meant is if we kept using fossil fuels in five years then the world would end at some point. but that alsno kind of means we sho...