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[ laughter ] >> lets welcome tonights guests. her favorite government program would be one that eliminates government programs. host of kennedy on fox business. kennedy. [ applause ] >> many new yorkers have remorse, because they backed the wrong horse. congresswoman lee zeldon. [ applause ] >> she knows more jack ass than a donkey. co-host on "fox business,". [ applause ] >> if the world was her oyster, she would probably get food poisoning. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause...

> > [ applause ] > >> not cha-ching. the wub - u think the nwa stands for national wrestling alliance but really it stands for no women allowed. [ applause ] >> sources say the wwe would work in an accounting firm to keep a scripted matches secret, so leaks of winners would not happen and betting would be fair. we reached out the mafia for comments but a spokesperson says they dont exist. wrestlers would not know whos going to win until right before the match to make the leaks even less likely,...