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Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth a...

How else Couldhow Elseou Explai indictment so lame and overtly i political that its guaranteed to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stoc k race . Theres less meat on this indictment than a turkey carcases lesshis s. Enjoy backyards, trash can. Stelter hastelter s a better cht winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont bothershir reading it. I can sum it up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the electiondonald t outcome. E wo oh, you thought thered be more . Sorry, these are democrats. ...

since his music has been selling about as well as a hunter biden painting, white decided to make headlines the old fashioned way. by reminding people that you are evil if you ever shake trumps hand. disgruntled grunt wrote on instagram anybody who normalizes or treats this disgusting racist con man disgusting piece of [bleep] trump with any level of respect is also disgusting in my book, and thats you joe rogen, you medical gibson, you mark wahlberg, you guy fieri. guy fieri. he went t...

this music has been selling as well as hunter biden painting, wife decides to make headlines the old-fashioned way. a disgruntled grunter wrote anybody who normalizes or creates this racist conman, disgusting trump with any level of respect is also disgusting and my book. that is you joe rogan, mark mark wahlberg and you, guy fierri. he went there. white includes pictures of evil selel rities at fridays ufc event. sounds like hes listing people way more successful than him. the photo i...

youre happy tuesday, everybody. its good to be back.gning >> so last night, after all then campaigning and spendingspendi,, nikki and vin baker on the receiving end of yet another trump thumping, the three finishing second, third and fourth, just like women at a womens swim meet. sd because the dude wins.a >> they join a long list of trump thumpers. remember the big stage back in. 2015? what a photo. thats like justin timberlakeho with theto rest nsync.e in the end, trump bumped each o...

♪♪ >> greg: feds are hot. imagine if they did this to hillarys closet. what do you think they would find there? true. shes killed more people than alec baldwin. oh, stop it. of course, the new angle for the media is the president raids his opponents home but its the republicans who pounce. so its now you whos the threat. forget people trying to kill supreme court justices or killing cops, they forget the culprit to their fancy stereotypes which often look like this. thats actually,...

matter to them. heres a fun story about new york. a thug knocked out a diner in an unprovoked attack leaving him in a coma with a fractured scull. i told you it was fun. the attacker recently got out of prison for rape. i know hes probably a victim of the system. and by system, i mean what we used to call law and order. so where is he now? well, after his charge for accidented murder was downgraded to a misdemeanor, hes out on no cash bail. because trying to kill someone isnt that much...

politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesnt involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. whats wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now im about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i k...

for gregs icy trim thats worthy of a fantastic monologue. >> greg: wait. thats not what i ordered. you left something out. >> sorry, greg. yes, you dont get this brilliance on special report. in your face bret baier. gutfeld rules. >> greg: yeah. thats more like it vocal guy. still there are big changes afoot and not just ainsley earhardt quitting smokeless tobacco. heres not watching. boils down to one word, limit. weve reached that. yep, weve put our foot down like a drunk paul pelos...

children high chairs. they thought they recalled those. i remember the nasty fall i took at applebees my 40th birthday. [laughter] when something hurts society, you got to take it off the market. for some reason, the view, the only exception. who could forget my company fiery lawn darts it sounded like a good idea. >> back yard toys making you john? your imagination and your lawn using gregs fiery lawn darts, all the dangers 70 toys. >> thats awesome. ou miss the tn still set your [ble...