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Our parent company hormel. but, okay, maybe ill go to you kat. this is what you call the summer story. when anybody sees these stories, be reminded that theres nobody working that day and they just, they need to fill buckets so they create these kinds of stories and then we pretend its real >> kat: yeah, i think thats true. but i also think that men shouldnt wear shorts, i think they should wear full tuxedos to work every single day. >> greg: why not make it formal >> kat: i have to spend eight ...

Got at the gap, right, and then they wore flip flops. it was disgusting. mens feet noty, lets talk about memberships feet for the next, i dont know, 20, 30 minutes. >> mollie: i was just thinking there was an office headline hastily rewritten to exclude unitards. and im thinking as long as its not unitards. >> greg: thats just one tard. >> mollie: as long as theyre wearing something over their leg toward pants thats good. >> greg: rob youre dressed quite nattingly. >> rob: somebody, you moved to...

Really think that theyve ever changed. i think they only virtue signal. speaking of old con --. >> jimmy: oh, here it comes. >> greg: no, no, old content. do you miss new series because theyre on strike? >> jimmy: no, because there was sufficient a proliferation of shows. theres show many shows out there at this point. i spend more time reading about my options than i do watching stuff. i read about series and then log off. >> greg: 45 minutes you go like this, hit it and it takes forever. >> ji...

Job wasnt to fight crime, her job was to reform justice. >> okay. >> so they were perfectly okay in -- >> or in oakland where they said try having better reinforcement of your top doors to stop theft. like thats not how this is supposed to work. >> greg: yeah, whats the problem, your doors are weak. >> if only someone in san francisco had your door. >> yes, your doors are weak and your underwear is all loose and blipy. pull yourself together. come on. its america with spandex and like ra. >> but...

>> mollie: its good to have a partner and young people arent getting married >> kat: i got married at the ripe old age of 32. >> mollie: and isnt it wonderful >> kat: theyre like we like that you did that. >> greg: jimmy? >> jimmy: heres the hook and everybodys forgetting this point, the whole goal of the bachelor is to find marriage, is to find love and this show will 100% of a higher marital success rate than the regular age bachelor, why? because till death do us part is a lot shorter for the...

>> jimmy: people wonder if im for real. when im walking the streets like this, people dont know if im selling drugs to fox talent or i am fox talent. obviously its both. >> greg: i wouldnt go that far. >> rob: thats a great jacket. and looked really good on judge jeanine. >> love it. >> greg: pow. kat, are you excited for the snow white remake? >> kat: i dont get excited for anything. i was -- they keep doing remakes, its funny they said that they consulted with the dwarf community, the dwarfism...

Is pothole pete you dont get left in charge of every road as the transportation second. you cant hire the secretary of transportation as summer school steve. >> greg: theres a difference between mayor pete and this fellow, this fellows a complete whack job but he was living his life in plain sight which was basically telling you, keep a warix cant question me, how dare you accuse me of that. >> jimmy: think about this, would you let that watch your kids? no chance. but hes in charge of nuclear w...

Or there this unlikely trio prove love can work out anywhere. find out this summer in continental breakfast [cheers and applause]. >> greg: you dont need people. but if hollywoods looking for love theyve come to the wrong school board meeting. regular people are tired of being talked down to about their beliefs, their jobs and most of all how they raise their dwarves. >> period! >> greg: lets welcome tonights guests. whether its radio, standup or driving a cab, people say he stinks. host of fox ...

>> greg: its not even his own age its 65 but they dont even do that >> kat: maybe if he sends all the women home and runs off with a producer in her 20s, then it would be reality. >> greg: thats exactly whats going to ham. all the dating shows something happens where somebody hooks up with somebody on the crew >> kat: the shows are going on all these fancy helicopter dates and goes back home and date night half price apps at applebees, im into that but sometimes the magic is gone. >> greg: all t...

Progress brings new options and you try to bring us old stories married to lectures. everything out of tinsel town is a more putrid version of something we used to appreciate. they take something good and they turn it bad. like what kat did to her husband >> kat: im cold. >> greg: and its not like the audience needs more content. every year hollywood churns out more crap than the view during broccoli season. in 2022, they produced 599 scripted tv shows. if my mathis correct, thats almost 600. >>...