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Hey glut of lonely single women, but fortunately they cant do math. >> oh. >> a sexist would say. >> we have to get rid of that sexist whos on our staff [laughter]. >> tyrus: whose last names temp. >> greg: the eyed-potato says hot weather will mean price hikes in this years potato crops. the good news, brian stelters never been more in demand. looks like a potato. you have kansas week in cnns to cut costs and carbohydrates. with seltzer gone the question is, who will they find to fill seat? aft...

Important. this show is so important of fighting back against the culture movement too. but the biggest part of hunter biden that concerns me, i know we make jokes and it is rich in content, theres no question. the problem is, though, i think this guys a real national security threat. this is the son of the president of the united states, and what the movie should be renamed is the ultimate liberal privilege, because thats what hes experiencing. nobody gets privilege like hunter biden. [cheers a...

Cushions. the network said stelter will make an excellent anchor somewhere else, possibly for a cruise ship or a tug of war team. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i want to remind everybody, this guy had been trying to get fox news entirely cancelled, the entire network cancelled, so i dont give a [bleep] if you find weight [cheers and applause] >> greg: speaking of cnn, two years after exposing himself to co-workers on a zoom call legal analyst jeffrey toobin has left the network. he says he does...

>> im a professional sourcer. sorcerer? >> greg: write that down! im going to make me some extra money. all right, my favorite topic. up next, if youre not getting your sleep nightly, we hit the bike trails every weekend shinges doesnt care. i grow all my own vegetables shingles doesnt care. weve still got the best moves youve ever seen good for you, but shingles doesnt care. because 1 in 3 people will get shingles, you need protection. but, no matter how healthy you feel, your immune system dec...

Say they agree with you isnt the same as getting them to understand or accept you. so thats your ultimate goal, then thats the last thing you should be doing. >> greg: tyrus, i thought this stuff would die down, but why does the nfl have to participate in everything? >> isnt nfl baseball? they all deal with corporations, sponsors. because i find it laughable that you want to attack a player whos basically saying that while i accept the lifestyle, i just dont want to wear the patch. but you will ...

So i grow a beard to rebut you. and then you dont even make the joke. >> it looks like a halloween costume. >> its just painted on. this is real. >> greg: like youre trying to sneak into an r-rated movie. [laughter] >> ive done that. last weekend, actually. the other thing is your little fake poll that you just referenced in a monologue, ive never said this before, but stop this deal. outrageous. >> greg: you dont know if thats fraudulent. you cant say anything. >> many people are saying. >> gre...

You are so big, everything is behind your back. [audience reacts] >> each one of you kiss my -- [laughter] you want to get involved. [applause] >> greg: i bet, guy, it is not just lack of sleeps, it is what you do instead of sleep, right, you know what im saying? [laughter] its a good joke, gary. >> i dont understand this story at all. i can understand if you get less sleep, you look less attractive. >> greg: right. >> which is what i thought the story would say, because i can sleep in and expen...

>> greg: thats exactly what i said on "the five" today. like you know what, she shouldnt care about baby formula it either if she doesnt have a baby, right? its not a problem. >> i dont doubt that she doesnt have a lot of problems that other people have. >> greg: exactly. she shouldnt talk about her own personal lives, i told my masseuse that this morning. >> uncles batteries made in china? >> greg: which one? the electric babies? >> i think the patent is still pending on that. solar power where...

Pick out like those guys because they just -- they support it, they just dont want to wear it. thats like me coming in here every day in february going to come all right, tell me something great about my blackness. im still waiting for my tribute for the 28 days of black history month. i assume that because we get along and we talk over time you didnt have to acknowledge my blackness every after a while, to be honest, gets annoying, you know what im saying? it would be different if they were lik...

Won a wave of victories in 2019 vowed to reform the criminal justice system that they deemed racist and unfair and what happened after that? while, crime shot up like at time square junkie. his reign was a bigger bomb than the ones his mom whipped up in the family kitchen. if the radical change they pushed ending cash bail, no longer prosecuting crime, reducing sentences, ended up creating more crime and misery for everyone else, especially minorities, so whos system ended up as more racist? its...