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Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them c...

They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their High School Year books. They thought they were the [bleep]. But you knew no matter what like an sand l sketch it wasnt going to end well. For them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. What happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the wal tons. So lets start wi...

for: >> if youre obsessed with crime, its the perfect time ♪ youll get off scott free ♪ in every dem city ♪ and for all you squares out there ♪ stay above the fray ♪ let summarize it in a roundup way ♪ its crime roundup thursday ♪ ♪ . >> greg: its crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first lets go to the view. where id like to report a murder. >> i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. >> whi...

for: >> if youre obsessed with crime, its the perfect time ♪ youll get off scott free ♪ in every dem city ♪ and for all you squares out there ♪ stay above the fray ♪ let summarize it in a roundup way ♪ its crime roundup thursday ♪ ♪ . >> greg: its crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first lets go to the view. where id like to report a murder. >> i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. >> whi...

>> greg: yes, its friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but im not. im going to wait until its over. lets welcome tonights guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: believe it or not, hes the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [c...

♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! yes! yes, indeed! ha ha ha ha! happy monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your home and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood. now imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice? if the answer is yes, then youre normal. if the answer is no, youre joe biden. [laughter] >> greg: because how the hell did he not know his secretary of defense was missing for four full day...

>> greg: were going to have a good time. yes, yes, keep going. dont stop you bastards. all right. thank you. happy, happy new year, everyone. wow. its been quite a year, cue the nexio. >> 2024 a look back. >> greg:. >> greg: its been some year that 2024. it went so fast. so lets look back, shall we? well, first theres this from last years new years eve. ♪ im not a part of the maga agenda ♪ >> greg: i didnt know green day tribute bands were a thing and they all and to be middle-aged...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we dont have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat ...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes, yes, yes! happy tuesday everybody. so really it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. they seem to be everywhere blocking traffic, closing bridges, chanting at train stations. but the jokes on them. i travel only by helicopter. but, oh, how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are, mayor pete? idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings and super gluing themselves to the wall. remember that knucklehead who glued his hand to a...