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Over the past three decades. which proves again stanfords got the hottest researchers in the business. [cheers and applause] >> greg: meanwhile scrotums are apparently shifrnging according to a study from the college of researchers with cold hands. cover your ears, shannon. what would the women of the bible think? this is not in the bible. oh, god, it gets worse. a german ballet director was fired this week for rubbing animal feces on the head of a critic. but he claims it was all a mistake as h...

Its the first time you were working with people that were older than you and you realize that theyre not smart. as a kid you always thought adults were smart and you get to a workplace and youre sitting next to a 50 year old dude whos just like an idiot. and im not talking about >> kat: you said it, not me. [cheers and applause] >> greg: just go ahead, clap, clap. she wont be here monday. [laughter] >> greg: what if these kids are right? maybe were overemphasizing work. huh? maybe because of oug...

Get kat to try some free weights. [cheers and applause] and if youre at a gym with her make sure you put your weights away when youre done or she might just beat your ass. what do you say kat? what did you see when you watch this. were you like i could never do that? did you see her body strength? she was tossing that guy around >> kat: the first thing i thought is i was so disappointed to see that hes a red wings fan. and, yeah, i dont know how you could tell i dont lift weights. >> greg: does ...

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A psych ward without really ever uttering a word. >> greg: yeah. >> dagen: hed quit in a day >> greg: i find him entertaining kat but i love his defense. did you hear his defense? some of his best friends are women. he said that. and he mentioned a couple women, dana bash and somebody else. imagine if somebody said to don lemon oh, yeah, some of my best friends are gay or some of my best friends are black he would say thats exactly what a bigot would say. hes using a sexist argument, some of my ...

Wave and its like, you see this stuff. what are you thinking? >> lee: i remember here in manhattan there was a rape, a sexual assault that took place on the east side. so the next day were doing a press conference and were getting heckled. were talking about all the ways to make women running for, you know, at 6:00 a.m. for a jog to be safe in their journey and theyre yelling at us like as if its fake news. this actually happened. >> dagen: i was there. i ran by when you were giving that press c...

>> shannon: its in the bible. look it up. [cheers and applause] >> greg: that is shannons way of saying google it. >> shannon: right, goaling it. >> greg: the bible was the original google. >> shannon: i know. everything you need to know about your life is there. >> greg: i interrupted. >> shannon: thats okay. my late father was a law enforcement officer so he made sure at a very early age i had my own 38 special knew how to clean it take care it and properly store it. in florida she probably co...

Join tens of millions of people making the easy switch by downloading the app today. duckduckgo, privacy simplified. (upbeat music) >> greg: a chat about spy balloons and a teachers a enormous bazooms. its time for, yeah, when balloons collide. pop me, daddy! [cheers and applause] >> greg: i know. we are the only show in history that would do this. covering cartoonish canadian knockers and mysterious flying objects in the same segment. take that bret baier. so im going to give equal time to both...

Mignon. mignon, is that what i said? i dont care. lemon and his cohost were chatting about nickys suggest about politicians over the age of 75 should take mandatory competency tests which would be a good idea for cnn hosts as well. then this happened. >> nikki haley isnt in her prime. sorry. when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> prime for what. >> we need a qualifier. you talking about prime for child bearing or are you talking about prime for being p...

Ill tell you what, trump made some in interesting distinctions because he said biden is mentally weak and he blasted his support for the hyde amendment that lasted a few hours, he couldve just logged onto twitter and not had to change his mind and he made a difference between china and biden. biden said there are friends and china is building military installations on artificial islands. they were even using islands that were already there. there like we need more islands. [laughter] that is sca...