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for: >> if youre obsessed with crime, its the perfect time ♪ youll get off scott free ♪ in every dem city ♪ and for all you squares out there ♪ stay above the fray ♪ let summarize it in a roundup way ♪ its crime roundup thursday ♪ ♪ . >> greg: its crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first lets go to the view. where id like to report a murder. >> i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. >> whi...

for: >> if youre obsessed with crime, its the perfect time ♪ youll get off scott free ♪ in every dem city ♪ and for all you squares out there ♪ stay above the fray ♪ let summarize it in a roundup way ♪ its crime roundup thursday ♪ ♪ . >> greg: its crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first lets go to the view. where id like to report a murder. >> i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. >> whi...

is that still apply? isnt that typical government? sometimes your days late and a trillion dollars short. but a huge relief for new yorkers. we can return to wearing masks just to block the smell of ur urine. so for the most of us that stuff in the long time ago when we decided to stop living in fear and get back to doing the things that we love. eww. about the end of the emergency also brings with it the end of title 42. no, not level 42 ♪ this is over ♪ i aint coming back 61 righ...

of the first time i saw kim kardashians butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] >> greg: im behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondents dinner. i havent gone since because how could i top that. this weekends version of the event also reminded me why i havent been back either. main stream media s...

♪ >> greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, its kennedy. [cheers and applause] >> greg: hes so sharp were handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] >> greg: shes so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog...

batteries. >> bret: okay. >> greg: dagen mcdowell is here. i know because i can smell the craw fish in her purse. so as the country reels from a bizarre historic raid of a former presidents house our current president leaves for vacation. lets hope he tries para sailing or face jumping or even more dangerous, takes the stairs at the hotel. but he curves a break for as you know hes done so much. first he put on his jacket. this after he slow danced with it for 15 minutes first. that was...

enjoying an afternoon snack. ♪♪ [laughter] ♪♪ >> greg: you know i hope ultimately the extensions come out okay. either way i think kats going to be a brunette for a week. disgusting. which reminds me, do you know what its time for? send the writers home, this next story writes itself. seriously youre all fired. pack your things and get the hell out. >> greg: this will make your blood boil if you have any blood left after it shoots out of your eyeballs. this is an unbelievable s...

Angeles with a fox news update on the war in israel. Pro Testifyings Erupting across the middle east and in the u. S. Tonight. Some even turning into riots as tempers flare over the explosion at a hospital in gaza. President biden during his trip to israel says he believes the militant Group Islamic jihad is to blame for the deadly blast. Bidens comments are based on independent analysis by the pentagon. The president also announcing a deal with israel and egypt to allow humanitarian aid into ga...

Loud. i dont really get that one. [cackling] tgif, which means tall gekkos in france. byob means its almost time for your meeting with nancy pelosi. and fjb means ill be president soon enough. [cackling] [cheers and applause] >> greg: kat, is it her fault that she cant really explain ai? shes lazy. its not her fault that shes lazy >> kat: is she, though? >> greg: yes >> kat: is any of this real? like stuff like that makes me feel like were living in a simulation because, you know, were just havi...

Otherwise really dont have a lot of fans see what i said thi before, you are my favorite local because you probably to the best bedtime stories she forgot to mention that she said greg had muppet arms and was good with it see what she can tell me my face looked like a giant bowl of poop and ogle, "that sounds so nice." i also know thats a lie. all right, can, michigan it is. >> kat: no and im a little hur you didnt congratulate me on m promotion, to midwest correspondent soon oh, really? >> kat:...