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KENNEDY: This story is a cautionary tale. A fable for the digital age. And it stars the most annoying professional attention-seekers you can imagine.

>> he was dancing. a youtube channel thats been around for a year has been getting some big-time hits. >> this one is our, boom, favorite story of the day. the channel is called bad lip reading and it spoofs clips from movies, tv shows and songs. and now the presidential inauguration. >> okay, repeat after me. im proud to say yo momma took a cosby sweater. >> im proud to say yo mama took a cosby sweater. >> ill do the spaceman boogie. >> ill do the spaceman boogie. >> ill brush on my sassy fac...

First time ive ever uttered, give me a taste of yo mommas big fat booty band. that may be the last time i ever say that sentence. i know what some of you are anying, he did predict that the world was going to end in 1994, back in september, and yes, technically he was wrong. but this time hes really, really sure. sure enough to collect $18 million in donations in 2009 alone. and this time he has more of the specifics, the gory details, if you will. >> and simultaneously, as the graves are thrown...

♪ and yes, i think that is the first time ive ever uttered, give me a taste of yo mommas big fat booty band. that may be the last time i ever say that sentence. i know what some of you are anying, he did predict that the world was going to end in 1994, back in september, and yes, technically he was wrong. but this time hes really, really sure. sure enough to collect $18 million in donations in 2009 alone. and this time he has more of the specifics, the gory details, if you will. >> and simulta...

building. the media, in large part, were camped out at another location, believing that was going to be the place he would be staying. they camped out into the evening. he wanted to stay here, uptown, at his wifes apartment on the upper east side, but the apartment building said no, not wanting a 24-7 media circus, as you can imagine. dsk is facing sex crime charges, seven counts in connection with the alleged attempted raich of a hotel raid. he allegedly phoned the front desk and invi...

>> he forced her to perform oral sex on him. >> reporter: just 25 minutes later at 12:28 p.m., strauss-khan checked out of the sofitel hotel. prosecutors contend he was rushing to get to the airport. the defense says he was rushing to have lunch with his daughter before heading to the airport for a previously booked flight. >> he was scheduled to leave jfk at a flight for paris on that day, and i also have the documentation from air france which shows that the ticket was bought on may ...