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Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, everybody, im trevor noah. Great show for you tonight. We have two guests joining us, connecticut congressman jim himes will be here to talk about Gun Legislation and congress and musician jack garratt will also be performing. Give them a round of applause, everybody. cheers and applause . Trevor but first, first, big congratulations to the new nba champions. The cleveland cavaliers, what a great moment for the city of...

British blonds [bleep] 15 Million People at once. Now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. Because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. And theyre just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. K come on where is the pizza guy, come on come on thats mean, pornhub. Lets move to our pain story. The hillry clerch ton campaign. Ever since she clinched the democratic nomination, she has slowly been ...

I dont see anything. [chuffs] its close still dont see anything. Its coming right for us. Oh, yeah, i see it. I dont see [bleep], man. Goddamn crackhead stole our computers. No he took my desktop. And my printer you cant trust crackheads. If that crackhead is watching, please delete my browser history. Now before we end the show, linda, tell the studio audience what theyll be going home with tonight. Its a prize you can pee on its a pregnancy test good night. From comedy centrals world news head...

Christians should apologize to gay people and every single Minority Group they have ever oppressed. My question is, how . I mean its not like hallmark makes sorry i oppressed you for centuries cards. Roses, red, violets are blurks sorry we said that jesus hates you. How do you start . I mean this is so insane when you think about it the pope is flying home. This isnt the first time the pope dropped a progay bombshell while on a plane. Remember three years ago he said this. The pope giving a pres...

This is a contest for the presidency of the united states. Kennedy exactly, hope and change. Its a contest. At least Donald Trumps pageants consultant Paul Manafort gets it. This is the ultimate reality show, the presidency of the united states. Kennedy when marco rubio and Chris Christie first went eight what we saw was this. Under Chris Christie in new jersey they have been downgraded five times. Kennedy in our hearts and minds we were really watching this. You are [bleep] 19 times . Tbleep [b...

Johnny depps divorce bombshell. Estranged wife amber heard fighting back. The new images showing injuries allegedly from depp in december and the incident that she says made her fear for her life. What really happened behind the scenes of their marriage. And good morning, america. Boy, so much happening this wednesday morning. Lets start out with those devastating scenes still playing out in texas. You see those floodwaters rising above 54 feet and horses stranded on a porch. Helicopters deliver...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 474. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that makes me feel so good, right there. I love you. I love you right back. Sending the love energy right back at you guys. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, you made it, this is your show, too. [ cheers and applause ] this is the whole point. This is the fun of it. Its a good show tonight. Get ready. Its funny. Its gonna be good. Some silly stuf...

Musical guest phantogram, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 490 woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] woo woo, doggie hot crowd tonight hot crowd welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. This is the show that youre here for. We have a great show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, its the election....

Ahd take cuthe giants ve o okay, its friday night. You want to tell him who you were hanging out with earlier tonight . I was just hanging out with some olympic gymnasts, thats it. Name dropper. If you were hanging out with brandon belt, you would be hanging out with an allstar, because he won the final vote for the midsummer classic. He received 10 million votes. Lit be belts first time at the allstar game. Giants taking on the diamondbacks. Had some fireworks in this one. Buster posey getting ...

Bryan kranston, buses busy fphilipps and a performance by blink 182. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thanks, everybody thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. cheers and applause . Stephen hey nice to see you. Hey, kris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thats all for tonight. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert, your host for the evening. I want to just thank jake a...