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Have let my country down but im not ending up as a bloody meme hide my face laughter i dont think you understand how big an upset this was. This was the first time iceland ever qualified for the european cup. Nobody ever expected them to get this far. Unlike england whose manager has millions, icelands manager is a dude who works a parttime dentist. In england, went home crying, he gave them sugarfree lollipops you were very brave applause my favorite part wasnt the parttime dentist manager, ult...

Trumps private country club. 350,000 for the private jet. 72,000 on trump tower. 35,000 on trumps florida golf courses and another 29,000 on another Trump Florida golf club. Perfect sense, people thats all this is. Its a Money Laundering scam. A Money Laundering scam in a president ial campaign which appears to be a human shapes piece of Hickory Smoked bacon. Thats all. My favorite expenditure was this. 201,000 on hats . [laughing] [cheers and applause] trevor 200,000 on hats. Yes even free land...

Please have a seat. Thank you. So kind. Youre so kind. Last night we just did that the whole show. [laughter] i didnt even get the. It was good but i think we did all the work. I dont know. June has always been a proud month for the Lgbt Community. This week alone, Marriage Equality turned a year old. Obama named the Stonewall Inn a national monument, and at new york pride, Hillary Clinton marched among rainbow flags, which if you think about it, hold as many different colors as hillary has held...

Okay, ill work on that. First, breaking news. Euro 2016 soccer tournament is happening now in france and it is bleep getting crazy. Violence among football fans for a Third Straight day in france and english and russian fans who met in the europe 2016 championship clashed again thursday. This is a thugs eye view of violence. A russian hooligan filming his rampage through the streets of marseilles. Trevor i am shocked and disgusted green striped shorts, people this is france. You have to up your ...

From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everybody, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight from orange is the new black laverne cox is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause . Trevor but first up, the brexit fallout continues in europe this week, particularly for bore is johnson, the former london mayor who looks like a done donald trump hairchg an allergic reaction...

Days after voting to get out of the e. U. , england is out of the european soccer tournament. One of the greatest days in the history of football. Iceland are in the quarter finals. 21 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in englands football history. Trevor wow the worst moment in englands football history. Theyve had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment . That is a smart move crying into the ground. The guy is just, like, i may have let my country dow...

The front of the bus. I mean nobody cool sits up front that is nerd central. Yes. Well, i think there is some nuance there. I have been to the mountaintop, specifically my parents have a ski chalet there, its awesome. I think are you getting offer track here. Thats right. This Election Year white people are the key to everything. Everyone on both sides wants a piece of us. Now of course for Hillary Clinton support from white voters has been like her emails, hard to track down. Hillary clinton ha...

That is an amazing cast pain lot of good acting in that. But, first, after the heartbreaking shooting in orlando last week, i had hope that something might finally happen when it comes to gun legislation. And, yesterday, finally, members from both sides of the aisle joined hands and voted on legislation in the hopes of securing a safer future for our nations children. Im just kidding. Its congress, for christs sakes. Its congress, you guys they aint gonna do nothing which means its time for our ...

Air there was another Brutal Police killing going viral, this time the shooting of 32 year old philando castile. Thats how fast these things are happening sometimes here in merica. By the time we have gotten angry about one, its already over. But im still angry. And we should all be angry and were going to discuss this on our panel tonight. Please stick around for that, all right . Well go from one abusive power to another i want to talk about, lets go on to fox news. Yesterday, yesterday Greche...

Million people at once. Now pornhub is apparently leaving the video up which i think is kind of mean. Because you know there are some people who are going to be watching the video and not getting the joke. And theyre just going to be sitting there like come on, come on. K come on where is the pizza guy, come on come on thats mean, pornhub. Lets move to our pain story. The hillry clerch ton campaign. Ever since she clinched the democratic nomination, she has slowly been building up steam. Her pre...