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Protect fuen sanchez from any attacks by feral cave-dwelling hippies who might attempt to sell her jewelry or other things of little value?" [ zack laughs ] >> fuen: thats actually a very bold vow. >> anthony: i figure now that zack is marrying into a spanish family, i can piggy-back along for a bit, suck up a little of the magic, live a little bit of what has often been my dream, too. >> zack: but if we can get weird for a second here, man. >> anthony: uh-oh. >> fuen: oh, boy. >> zack: some pla...

Golden unicorn that shits money. both of those scenarios are equally likely. [ zack laughs ]

>> zack: you can sit here all day, just ordering a couple drinks and -- >> anthony: right, no rush. i plan on spending some time here. red wine ordered, tripes to follow. tender, spicy, delicious tripe. >> zack: sun, plaza, guts. pretty -- good. >> fuen: hello. hello. youre --, no? >> anthony: not too long ago, before zack basically defected to spain, he met fuen. the next thing you know, hes living here, part of an extended andalusian family, eating the ham, drinking the wine, living the life o...

Cinematographers paradise, cause everything is about light and math. obviously, they werent cinematographers, but everything is framing for them. >> anthony: how long did it take them, uh, to build this? >> zack: hundreds of years. >> anthony: thats why it takes so long for you to get the shot? oh, snap. [ zack laughs ] >> anthony: in the builders time, engineers, astronomers, mathematicians were like priests. magicians. possessors of divine knowledge. how the universe worked. did they want to c...

Entire day from the minute you get up in the morning in america -- you nap in the afternoon? are you out of your mind? >> zack: i want to be able to go down, walk to my bar, i want to have a little beer. >> anthony: yeah, i want a golden unicorn that shits money. both of those scenarios are equally likely. [ zack laughs ] today is the day youre going to get motivated... get stronger... get closer. start listening today to the worlds largest selection of audiobooks on audible. and now, get more. ...

Feral hippies? [zack laughs ] >> fuen: for example -- you know? or -- >> anthony: i would love to do the vows at your wedding. "do you, zack zamboni, swear to protect fuen sanchez from any attacks by feral cave-dwelling hippies who might attempt to sell her jewelry or other things of little value?" [ zack laughs ] >> fuen: thats actually a very bold vow. >> anthony: i figure now that zack is marrying into a spanish family, i can piggy-back along for a bit, suck up a little of the magic, live a l...

>> anthony: a plan, man. this was a place for reflection. each element of design presumably intended to have effects both psychological and religious. >> zack: its really a cinematographers paradise, cause everything is about light and math. obviously, they werent cinematographers, but everything is framing for them. >> anthony: how long did it take them, uh, to build this? >> zack: hundreds of years. >> anthony: thats why it takes so long for you to get the shot? oh, snap. [ zack laughs ] >> an...

"do you, zack zamboni, swear to protect fuen sanchez from any attacks by feral cave-dwelling hippies who might attempt to sell her jewelry or other things of little value?" [ zack laughs ] >> fuen: thats actually a very bold vow. >> anthony: i figure now that zack is marrying into a spanish family, i can piggy-back along for a bit, suck up a little of the magic, live a little bit of what has often been my dream, too. >> zack: but if we can get weird for a second here, man. >> anthony: uh-oh. >> ...

>> anthony: no, never. >> zack: really? >> anthony: we will never have it in america. never, ever. >> zack: really? come on. >> anthony: ever. youre looking to change the entire day from the minute you get up in the morning in america -- you nap in the afternoon? are you out of your mind? >> zack: i want to be able to go down, walk to my bar, i want to have a little beer. >> anthony: yeah, i want a golden unicorn that shits money. both of those scenarios are equally likely. [ zack laughs ] from ...

>> zack: i think the best assumption is nothing is random. they came here and laid out everything according to some -- >> anthony: a plan, man. this was a place for reflection. each element of design presumably intended to have effects both psychological and religious. >> zack: its really a cinematographers paradise, cause everything is about light and math. obviously, they werent cinematographers, but everything is framing for them. >> anthony: how long did it take them, uh, to build this? >> z...