Well, we all learned something recently. You can get yourself a seat inside the U.S. Capitol building these days easier than you can at a Chuckie Cheese. The lines are long at both funhouses but the people at the Capitol are better at getting you in and out. Trouble is the minute you walk in, all the zany characters you came to visit get out quick themselves, leaving you with nothing much to do other than run about the place and maybe jump up and down on the couch. Iâve never had the energy to be a conspiracy theorist, but if the events of last week in DC werenât preplanned by professional protesters, as it appeared, we are indeed doomed. Iâve been pushed back harder than that trying to squeeze through the side door at a Molly Hatchet concert. So given the antics of Washington Democrats and their media over the last several years, does one really have to be nuts to suggest this to be yet just another staged stunt for the cameras? No says I.