WARNING: Tongue-in-cheek alert Inspired by comedian Mel Buttle's hilarious take-down of Brisbane suburbs, we've delivered a blunt appraisal of many Coast suburbs. Here it is, and sorry, we still love you, we live in these suburbs too.
BUDERIM: Jaguars in the garage, gloves on to drive. Top of the hill is grey rinse heartland.
GLASS HOUSE MOUNTAINS: That place the SES crews are constantly climbing to rescue stricken selfie-takers off cliffs. Also pineapples.
NOOSA HEADS: High-rolling egos incapable of looking at each other to drink a coffee. Only rule is you must record every movement on Instagram while in the suburb.