Its a day off work, yes, a day off school. But holidays are also meant to be a time to reflect. Today, im happy to announce that the School Calendar committee is reinstating the day off. [ cheers and applause ] but instead of glorifying anyone, let us make it a holiday about the negative feelings that we all sometimes feel, say what were really thinking so we can move on. And so, the second monday of october will still be a holiday. But instead of columbus day, it will be for ripping on each other and tearing each other down, and we will call it Indigenous Peoples day. For, perhaps, if we all do it at the same time, we wont be so indigenous the rest of the year. And since this is the second monday of october, lets all embrace the new meaning of the holiday starting right now. Do you even know what indigenous means, you frickin idiot . Thats the spirit, dave come on everybody, lets just all be totally indigenous come on who the hell let this guy talk to the School Counsel . Good one, kurt. Your wifes a whore. Come on, everyone Indigenous Peoples day lets go for it woman shut up, and get off the podium okay. I will in a second, fatso. All right. Who else . Come on get it out of your system happy Indigenous Peoples day, everyone. Suck my asshole. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central were Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york thrk is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, the brilliant mind behind the heat movie get out jordan peel se joining us, everybody. But first, but first, the Worlds LargestChristian Church is also about to become the fastest. The pope was pictured special edition lamborghini huracan, donated by the luxury sports car maker. Trevor oh yeah, the next fast and furious is going to be lit you know, its a nice gesture from alam bore genee to the pope but st a little weird to have his hoaliness driving a supercar because i dont care you who you are, that [bleep] changes you, im not saying the pope will stop doing his good day, im like where is the pope, there he is. Hes going like fourth lets see that, come on, come on, wouldnt it be fun if he still watches fees feet but now uses crystal, oh yeah, bring out the feet, bring out the feet. Now unfortunately, unfortunately that wont happen because the pope being the pope, hes auctioning off the car to charity, yeah. Which is great. And it is a little suspicious that the charitys name is cars for popes. Im just saying. Now to be honest i feel like the pope should have kept the lamborghini because with so many Sexual Harassment stories coming out it is the only way he will make it to all of the confessionals. Breaking news democratic senator al franken is being accused of groping a radio news anchor in 2006. There is is a picture of that, and also she says that he kissed her without her consent. Trevor al franken, hashtag youtoo . And that face doesnt help. Like he clearly thinks its funny in that moment. Shes not in the joke. Shes asleep. And to be honest, like even if there wasnt a woman in that picture, that pose is its own crime. Like if i saw franken doing that in the supermarket i would be like hey, leave that fruit alone. If i saw him in hitly i would be like get away from that to you we are, you creep, you okay, pisa, all right, man. So al, what do you have to say for yourself. Franken released a statement reading in part, i dont know what was in my head when i took that picture and it doesnt matter. There is no excusement irlook at it now and i feel disgusted with myself. It isnt funny, its completely inappropriate. Trevor you know what, at least he apologized and that apology seems sincere. I just didnt like the accompanying photo. Im not going to lie. But you know the story, the story is another example of how at all levels, at all levels we men have been complicit in perpetuating the culture that devalues women. I dont care who you are, democrat, republicans, black, white, rich, poor, men. Because you forget, its not just al franken in the picture. Its the guy who is taking the picture. You know, his billy bush, who is that guy. And now this story, is bad on its own. But its em lebad in the context of the weak that weve been having. Which until today was dominated by the man most wanted by mall cops, roy moore. At bama Senate Candidate who is facing multiple allegations including Sexual Harassment, Sexual Assault and misconduct with underaged girls. And every day the list just keeps getting longer. Nine women have now come forward publicly with varying degrees of allegations against roy moore ranging from inappropriate flirting to Sexual Assault. Gena richardson worked at the mall and she said moore hit on her. Telling the Washington Post, moore called her at her high school, gena, this is roy moore. I was like what . He said what are you doing. I said im in trig class. Trevor that is the strangest conversation ever. Yeah, shes right to be like what . That poor girl by the way this was in 1977, dont forget no cell phones. Like she probably got called to the Principals Office to take this call. Yeah, they probably told her hey there is a call for and she is like oh no, did my grandmother die, no, its roy moore and shes like oh man, i wish my grandmother died. Like this guy was analog creeping in her dm. Dude was probably fa dprksing, dick pics back in it the dayment and now even with all of these accusations, there is at least one person still out there fully defending roy moore. The person he pays to defen him, his lawyer. Trent garmon, remember roy moore himself was a chief justice of the Alabama StateSupreme Court so when he hires a lawyer, its not going to be some ambulance chase we are cable tv ads like have you been hurt in a dog attack. Im trent garmon, have you been hurt in a dog attack. laughter applause . Trevor thats his lawyer. Which is probably why this afternoon moore chose to speak for himself. The day we got a call from one big magazine that yall recognize if i say the name, i dont want to say it. But they got a call that said, asked me to step down from the campaign. Well, i want to tell you who needs to step down. Thats right. S that a mitch mcconnell. Come onk. Trevor yeah whooo get em, roy whooo now you see that is another way to do it. Yeah, al franken is going with the whole im sorry, im going to look at myself. I understand this disgusting, thats so boring. This guy is like you know who needs to step down for what i did, someone else whooo thats living life. And i wish i could say that what roy moore is trying will never work. But it has already worked. Lets be honest t is pretty of the trump play book. You blame your accusers, you claim sabotage and then you [bleep] on mitch mcconnell. That will work forever. Like 2,000 years from now alien politicians will be like mitch mcconnell. A oh and by the way, by the way, alabama voters theyre not going to ditch roy moore. One of the biggest reasons is because his people have used another trick from the trump play book. Make all of the news fake news. Mudding the waters even more in alabama, a bogus robo call. This suspicious message pretending to be from the the Washington Post which broke the story about moores accusers. This is Bernie Bernstein im a reporter for the Washington Post. Calling to find out if anyone at this address is female between the ages of 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging remarks about candidate roy moore for a reward of between 5,000 to 7,000. Trevor all right, im going to go out on a limb and say this Bernie Bernstein is not a real Washington Post reporter. I dont even know what that accent was. It sounded like a guy trying to do a new york jewish voice based on hearing a friend describe a woody allen movie. Like obviously there is no Bernie Bernstein from the washton post. Like people are being paid for this, really . Someone who is out there is paying people to make up stories about roy moore. Like what is phone ringing . Trevor i dont know who this is. Hello . Hello, trevor boychik. How can you say that Bernie Bernstein isnt real, its me oy vez mear. Trevor im sorry who is it. Its the Washington Post reporter Bernie Bernstein, who else should it be . Trevor im sorry, something is not right about this, hold on, you sound like are you nearby, where did you say were you calling from. Not all all, friend. Im calling from the Washington Post. Im Bernie Bernstein. Im a real person. I am a very jewish person. applause . Trevor really . applause really . Trevor, may i Say Something to start off. Trevor using a flip phone, jon. Im old. I was actually just trying tro promote night of too many stars on hbo and its a benefit to raise money for Autism Services and there are a lot of great people and i i just wanted to come by and thank you for doing something to help raise money for the autism benefit as well. Trevors actually doing something for it as well. applause . Trevor i feel like we can all do something. You dont need antisemmityism to come on the show, could you have just asked me. I dont need it, i just like it that way. Its how i function best. Trevor but thats right, like here is the daily show we decided to ravel off a chance for someone at home to be interviewed by me here on our set. What . Trevor yeah, thats right. What . Trevor i will fly you and a friend. A friend. Trevor a friend. I will put up in a hotel and then we can sit down at this very desk and talk about anything you want. Just go to omaze. Com trevor and make a donation. Thats an unbelievable prize. And i will tell you why. I watch this show. And youre very good at it. Trevor well, thank you. applause . Trevor if you dont mind me asking, like what have you been up to. I live out there in the wilds of jersey, raising the animals, doing the thing there, so its you know, the badlands as it were. Trevor so you are raising animals so you are basically in africa and i am in america. Like we flipped lives, thats what happened here. I have to take this. Yes, hello, this is Bernie Bernstein. applause . Trevor john stewart, aka Bernie Bernstein, everybody. 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That is because both of lions were male, the head of kenya film Censorship Board ease eke yal matua called for the lions to be isolated on noafer 2 he told the nie robi news these animals need counseling because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the National Parks and behaved badly. Trevor this kenyan politician thinks that these lions learned this from gay people . Like this is either homophobia on another level or gay people are incredible animal trainers. I cant even get pie dog to sit and theyve got these lions 69ing, really . Or maybe, or maybe hes just jealous because i know im jealous. I mean look at that guy, huh . Look at that guy. I ever been so satisfied you lost control of your tongue laughter what kuna matata. I would love to be on that safari. Mommy, are those lions making babies, no, sweetie, theyre just having a good time. Now, now, kenyan politicians have actually threatened to isolate these lions. Thats what they said. Arrest them and isolate them from one another. But i say why not just send them down under. Big celebrations celebrationa today as parliament votes to legalize samesex marriage, more than 60 of answers voted yes to gay marriage in a survey, that would make australia the 26th country to formalize samesex unions. Trevor yeah, whooo applause give it up for australia. But at the same time, its like only now . How could a country who invented the hemsworth not be cool with men admiring men. And whatever theyre putting in the water in australia is clearly workingment because it is even making rappers woke. Rapper drake up there on stage killing it in his show in australia and all of a sudden he stops. And he does it to call out an audience member who he believes was groping a woman. Watch it. If you done stop im going to come down there and [bleep]. Wow. applause wow. Drake, stopping a concert to stop a man who was har wassing a woman. Im not going to lie, like im impressed. Its a little weird though for a rapper to be doing this because hes like stop disrespecting women. All right, now where was i, all my bitches all my horks, hoe, and my hoe and pie bitches and my hoes. I would be like this is the ultimate paradox for being woke and rappingment but still, kudos to drake for leading by example. If you see someone [bleep], dont just Say Something, do something. You know yeah. applause to all men. There were two things that surprised me about this story. One that drake stopped his performance to call out a man who was groping a woman. And two, that al franken goes to drake concerts. Yeah. Well be right back. Work. School. I think its time we mixed things up. Oh yeah, in your face and in conclusion, cats. Four flavors, four shapes. Cheetos xtra cheesy mixups. Honey barbeque, and hot. Asian zing, its a great time to be a fan, when youve got 21 sauces and seasonings to put on your wings. Dont take it for granted, because in medieval days. 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Those quick selfsniffs to check the ol smell levels. But this thing weve all done doesnt need to be a thing. Theres a smart way to stay fresh. Hanes, with freshiq advanced odor protection technology. Get a free cool comfort breathable boxer brief. Only at hanes. Com. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a comedian who wrote and directed the critically acclaimed movie get out. I know what you are thinking. What . I get it. White family, black servants. Total cliche. I wasnt going to take it there. I hate the way it looksment by the way, i would have voted for obama for a third term if i could, best president in my lifetime, hands down. Trevor please welcome jordan peele. applause thank you. All right, that was nice. Trevor welcome to the show. Thank you. Trevor i feel like we all miss you man, we miss you everywhere. Yeah. Trevor we miss you on key peele and now are behind the camera so we miss your face, how is your face doing. My face is okay, im keeping it together. I have a five month old year old so there is vomit on it sometimes. Trevor you have a five month old. Have i a five month. Trevor like your own. I have my own. Trevor kus you never know, could be like i just have one, found one on the street. Congratulations, give it up for the man. Im a daddy. Trevor wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you this, you have a five month old. Yes. Get out is a. Trevor get oul cost four and a half Million Dollars to make and went on to make 253 million. So you you had an amazing 2017. This was, its never going to beat 2017. In deficit or in fun. And the best of course was having my son. Trevor right. Baby beau but the second best was hearing audiences respond to this movie that you