Gifts from space. Kelso eric, no earth air toxic choking god bless us, everyone. Announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents out of office 2017. Translating donald trump is a real challenge as our very own desi lydic reports. America hears trump in english. I know words. I have the best words. Well, sort of. But the rest of the world doesnt hear trump. [speaking arabic] [speaking french] the rest of the world hears. The translators. We assembled five translators from all over the world to hear their experiences when it comes to translating trump. Of all the people youve had to translate, where does President Trump fall . Hes probably the worst that ive ever translated. Trump is incoherent. And he changes his mind in the middle of a sentence. Sometimes his message is not quite grammatical and seems a little bit uneducated. I would say its not particularly difficult to translate trump. All right, get the [bleep] out of here. Get this guy out of here. Russian kramer aside, how does one translate trump with all these obstacles . Sometimes i lie. You lie . I have to. No, no, no, but you cant do that. You cant do that because, see, we are counting on you to translate President Trump accurately to the rest of the world. Okay. I am accurate 97 of the time. 97 you translate trump correctly . Yeah. Yeah. But the 3 3 you have to fake it. 3 of the time you have to fake it. To makes sense, otherwise youre gonna look like an idiot yourself. It makes us sound stupid. Bingbing. Bongbong. Bingbingbing. How would you translate that . Bingbing. Bongbong. Interesting. Okay, maybe that was a softball, but how about this memorable quote . A total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the United States until our countrys representatives can figure out. What the hell is going on. What the hell is going on. Theres no equivalent to what the hells going on in arabic. Thats unfortunate cause that would be a widelyused turn to phrase. Thats one of the main issues. Trumps special vocabulary doesnt always exist in other languages. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Grab them by the pussy. Is there a japanese word for this . Sure. Thats [speaking japanese]. No, thats not gonna work. Its too cute. Its too cute. Okay. How about this . Roast beef . Kind of. Beef curtains. Beef curtains. Mmhmm. Beef curtain [speaking japanese]. Try that. We will build the wall, and mexico is going to pay for the wall. [speaking spanish] okay, that isno, there is warmness in your eyes. Youre smiling. That is not the way he said it. You have to do it like he does it. People at home are gonna think hes joking. People have a sensitivity, so you dont want to offend them more than he already has, you know . No, you got to give them the trump. Whos gonna pay for the wall . No mexico. Yeah. No, i know mexicos not gonna pay, but trump believes that mexicos gonna pay for the wall, so if youre gonna translate him, you have to believe it too. Whos gonna pay for the wall . Nobody is gonna pay for that wall in mexico. I know. I know. I know. What is wrong with these translators . No one is capturing the true trump. Its not just his words. Theres something more. The poor guy, you got to see this guy. Oh, i dont know what i said. Ah, i dont remember. Hes going, like, i dont remember. Well, maybe thats what i said. Yeah, thats pretty accurate. I think you kind of got the gist of that. Im trump for the moment while i am interpreting his words. This beautiful mime was right. Thats what these translators were missing. They needed to embody trump, his tone, his mannerisms, his sexism, the whole package. And down with a dumb face. Uh. Uh. Grab them by the pussy. Grab them by the pussy. Sad. Sad. Triste. Triste. After a grueling seven minutes of training, these translators were ready. With cojones. [speaking spanish] there you go. Muy bien. [speaking japanese] nailed it. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Okay, thatsthats good. Thank you. Thank you. You can cut. [dramatic music] i know what youre thinking. How did my incredibly chiseled body end up here . Enjoy your drugs. Next. Pickup for ronny chieng. Right. 25 milligram daraprim. Thatll be 45,909. 10. Wait, did you say 45,909 . And 10 cents. How is that even possible . How did this medicine become so expensive . I went home to do some research. Yes, this is how i do research. Its the future, okay . Deal with it. One tablet of daraprim used to cost 13. 50. The drug maker recently increased the price to 750. Apparently in america Drug Companies can do whatever the hell they want, and thats exactly what this asshole did. Remember Martin Shkreli . He was the one who raised the price of the lifesaving drug, daraprim. In response to all of this attention, are you gonna change the price . No. I also found out that a group in australia managed to replicate the same drugs for just 2 bucks a pill. At that price, its cheaper for me to fly to australia than to buy it in america, so i did, and guess what . The scientists responsible were. These high school nerds. Meet the young chemists from sydney grammars all boys high school. Man, i love it. All that time you couldve wasted going on dates and having a life you guys channeled in to your science. I guess. Yeah. What were trying to do is just to demonstrate that this drug doesnt deserve to be pricehiked to 750 a pill. Except for one guy who went on a tweeting rampage against them when their success started to make headlines. We were able to do this in a school lab with cheap School Equipment compared to a fullyfledged facility that he has, and when you compare the spectroscopy, we got very high yield, very high purity, so our synthesis game is also on lock, shkreli. Oh, snap. They talk science and trash, and they can back it up. Wheres this magic stuff you made . There it is. Wonderful little beautiful white powder. Thats it . Yep, thats it. And how much is that worth . Its about worth a bit over 100,000. The street value of that is 100,000 . In the u. S. , yeah. So how did you guys celebrate your newfound wealth . We didnt make money from it. Were just making it to prove a point, really. Hang on. Wait a second. So you created a drug, and you made no money from it . No. No. What are they teaching you at this school . Sciscience . Which takes us back to where we were. [dramatic music] i needed a large supply of pharmaceuticals to bring back to the states to make milli mean, save millions of lives, and i knew just the people to make it happen. All right, listen, you australian genius brats, i need drugs, lots of drugs. Keep mixing that. Go. Why are you in underwear . 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Well, to find out, of course the daily show sent its only brown correspondent to the heart of coal country im sure ill fit right in. [country rock music] one Government Agency working to revitalize coal country is the appalachian regional commission, or arc. The commissions Economic Development philosophy is based on simple principles. New industry requires a healthy, skilled workforce. One of the arcs many efforts is a Software DevelopmentTraining Program called teky. To make teky happen, the arc partnered with local firm interapt, so i met with kentucky native and interapt ceo ankur gopal. Wait, hold up. This dudes name is ankur gopal . You know this segment is called brown in town . Oh, i did i did not know that. Im supposed to be the one brown in town. Ah. Well, now we got to do the song again. [country rock music] so some people say these reTraining Programs that are funded by federal agencies dont work. Look, i wouldnt have done this if i didnt think this would work. Weve seen people already move off of food stamps because of our program. Weve seen people already improve their health and improve their lifestyle, so were seeing this Ripple Effect occur by the work were doing. So my kentucky doppelganger believes in teky, but what about an actual trainee . Meet alex hughs who used to install Office Equipment at coal mines. Here was a guy with zero coding experience who now works fulltime as a Software Developer at ankurs company. Coding was something that was always fascinated me. The teky program took all the roadblocks out of the way and said, okay, heres your opportunity to learn how to code, and wed never had that before. Even if all the coal jobs came back magically today, it still doesnt change that we were dependant on a single industry. I mean, you know, this is great, but its not something that we can continue to depend on because weve now seen how quickly this can go away. Okay, so it sounds like arc initiatives like teky can help here, and we know President Trump wants to help this region. Ah, coal country. What theyve done were gonna take care of a lot of years of horrible abuse, okay . Were gonna take and you can count on it. So im sure trump also supports the arcs efforts. Among the things on the chopping block in trumps new budget, the appalachian regional commission, or arc. He wants to eliminate the arc which is vitally important to these small communities in appalachia. Oh, never mind. He doesnt give a [bleep], even though the arc has bipartisan support in congress, and its helped create or retain over 100,000 jobs in the last five years, including the one held by alex. How do you personally feel about the arc being on the chopping block . I think its a huge mistake. What ankur is doing and what interapt and arc are partnering to do is change me and people like me, so even if something were to happen and they leave, i still have the tools. So trump says he cares about coal country but wants to cut a program that helps people who dream of pursuing something other than coal. Its almost as if my fellow brown in town knows whats better for the region than the orange man in the hardhat. Ankurs the son of immigrants, and he insourced jobs, instead of outsourcing them. Thats right. An american citizen providing jobs for americans in his community. Yeah. What were doing here is very american. So. Youre saying brown people make America Great . Of course they do. Heres hoping that the arc doesnt get cut. Not only is it helping people get jobs. Its a really long time for a hug. Its okay. Im here now. All right. Its also helping brown people get some love. Yeah, this is getting weird. Now, why does facebook make those friendship moments without asking first if we still tight . I log on, and it says you and jamia have been friends for eight years, and it starts showing pictures and [bleep], but i hate her now. 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