You. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with a crazy video from an airport in atlanta because we all hate going through the security line at t. S. A. But one toddler found an interesting way around it. A toddlers wild ride at atlantas hartsfieldjackson international airport. This twoyearold climbs on to the baggage belt and disappears in an instand. He caught up with the other bags where he enters and passes through an xray machine. His horrible travels send him into a massive bag room where workers quickly find him riding on a belt and rushed to his rescue. The boy passed by a section of the ticket counter that was not staffed or open at the time. I was just freaking out and im, like, oh, my goodness, i hope hes okay, i hope hes just enjoying the ride. Trevor yo, that momma is really chilled, i hope hes having a good ride . Because if i was a parent, that experience would have terrified me because the airline could have charged me for extra checkin luggage, like thats scary. If i didnt see that video, i wouldnt believe the story at all because it sounds like a lot of one of the babys day out movies. The kid goes in, in the cargo, ends up in paris, and somehow a cat burglar at the louvre gets stopped committing the crime and make the baby the president of france, like french accent you did it, baby laughter honestly, i got scared when i saw the boy going through the xray machine. Its not that dangerous, and its how they found out he was full of cocaine. laughter by the way, raise your hand if you were not surprised at all when they said it was spirit airlines. laughter of course it was spirit. I bet this wasnt an accident. I bet the kid found out his parents were flying spirit and said, oh, hell no, ill take my chance with the luggage. With spirit airlines, our cargo hold is our first class. cheers and applause moving on, if you saw the video of that toddler and thought i dont ever want the stress of having kids, turns out you arent the only one. The fertility rate in the United States falling tune alltime low. The number of births nationwide has been on the decline in recent years. The study by the centers for Disease Control says the general fertility rate developed for girls and women between 15 and 44 between 2017 and 2018. That is the lowest number of births in about three decades and according to the c. D. C. , the fertility rate is now below the level needed to replace the existing population. Trevor thats right, fertility in america has now reached an alltime low which means people arent having kids. More people arent having kids. More people arent having multiple kids. I bet when donald trump saw this he said, yeah, many of us dont have kids. Many of us, no kids. Eric was, like, dad, you have me like i said, we dont have kids, no kids laughter i have a few theories about why this is happening. First of all, climate change. Its getting way too hot to have sex. Honestly, i spent last weekend spooning my ac. Yeah, just me and you. laughter but i think another problem is the memoriology that scientists use. Could you hear them . There isnt enough kids born to replace the Current Population. Thats us. What do you mean replace the Current Population . Sounds like if you have a baby the baby will look at you in the Maternity Ward and be, like, times up, old man laughter and finally, pretty crazy story, being a policeman can be a really stressful job. You have to chase criminals, solve crimes and you have to help white people ask their neighbor to turn down their volume. But for cops in new york, now theyve got a whole new worry thats disturbing the cops. Outrage among nypd Union Leaders and the mayor after nypd officers were doused with buckets of water during an arrest. Oh a crowd in harlem throws buckets and pours water on officers in the middle of making an rest. In a separate incident, another video shows it happening again. Bystanders laugh and record videos, but no one helps. The man dumping the blue bucket is a known gang member. He since turned himself in to police. Trevor okay, i dont even know how to process this information. laughter people are pouring buckets of water on the police. Firstov all, can we commend those police for being way calmer than any of us would have been in that situation . cheers and applause thrilled, thrilled, kudos for them this. Because weve seen people get shot for doing much less than this, and also those gang members are lucky the police were calm and werent black women. You pour water on a black womans hair, my friends, she will shoot you and then read the miranda rights to your dead body. Your dead ass has the right to remain silent laughter this is a messed up story but its a testament to new yorks strict gun laws because think about it, these gangsters had water. Wouldnt we all want to live in a world where gang members only had access to water . It would be a completely different world. Thats it for the headlines. Lets move on to our top story. cheers and applause in the democratic primary campaign, each candidate is trying to carve out a signature issue to run on. Kirsten gillibrand is talking about gender equality, climate change, and beto is doing the best kick flip youve seen. One issue theyre all talking acts student debt. One of the biggest issues on the campaign trail, Student Loan Debt affecting millions of americans struggling to keep up with their payments. This is a national crisis, student loan crisis. Student loan debt is something weve got to deal with as a priority. Elizabeth warren is officially proposing a bill to eliminate student debt for millions of americans. Bottom line, we shouldnt punish people for getting a higher education. It is time to hit the reset button. Trevor i love bernie so much, man. Time to hit the reset button which is what it looks like hes doing when he speaks. Time to hit the reset hit the reset button on the wifi hit the reset button on student debt we have to hit every button within arms length, all of the buttons all of the buttons hit them all cheers and applause but yes, the Democratic Candidates led by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are all proposing different ways to combat student debt, and the reason this is such a big issue is because america is drowning in student debt like never before. This year, Student Loan Debt reached an alltime high of 1. 4 trillion. Nearly 70 of students had to take out loans to make it through college. On average, each student graduated about 30,000 in debt. One to have things that make Student Loan Debt such a drag on the economy is its so hard to get rid of. Trevor thats right, in many ways, student debt is the new h herpes. Almost everyone has it, stays with you your whole life and eventually you have to tell your fiance about it. So. Theres this thing i picked up in college laughter and student debt isnt just a financial burden. Its also making it hard for people to grow up. Nearly 50 of millennials have delayed buying home or saving or retirement due to Student Loan Debt. 17 delayed getting married. The amount of adults in their late 20s living with parents or grandparents is the highles in over 75 years. Living with his parents in verona, new jersey, is not what 23yearold anthony envisioned after graduating from college last year. But then again, he didnt envision being 80,000 in student debt either. Obviously, i love my family, i love the free food, and i love my dog, but im just ready to move on and live on my own. Trevor yeah, man, this kid is not special, hes not alone, across the country, College Grads are being forced to move back in with their parents because of crippling student debt. Even that dog, yeah. That dog wanted to move out but hes still paying off loans from obedience school. Whos a broke boy . Whos a broke boy . Its not real debt, calm down. Oh, the debt of the dog laughter so student debt is seriously hampering the lives of young people across the United States, but before you start rolling your eyes at these whiney millennials, remember, just lice herpes, the debt doesnt discriminate. Americans 60 and over carrying 86 billion in Student Loan Debts. Baby boomers are paying off Student Loans into their 60s and 70s and beyond. We are driving Older Americans into povrty, they will literally seize your Social Security benefit. Student loans are structured to be paid over a very long period of time. They have no statute of limitations which means they can follow you dwroil die. Trevor goddam, Student Loans can follow you until you die . We hope thats where it stops. It would suck if you were still paying off loans in heaven. Jesus and Martin Luther king are, like, were going to ride unicorns, you want to come . Oh, i cant, ive got to work a shift at bloc blockbuster, yeah. The blockbusters are in heaven. Thats where they are now. Miss you, blockbuster. The point is student debt is affecting everyone. Young, old people, village people, why do you think they were living at the ymca. Young or old, student debt is probably affect your life. Older are losing Social Security and younger are moving back in with parents. If something doesnt change, it will reshape everything forever and all of the family tv shows. He cant afford his Opportunity Loans he got no job, he moved back home now his entire family is screwed the debts doorbell ringing hey mom and dad, im moving back home because i cant afford my loans. Whats this, a box of bowling balls . My unpaid bills. laughter a Surprising New bodily fluid you can sell for cash mom, dad, theres a weird guy in my room. Thats pete. We sublet your room to make ends meet. No way, i want my own room. You want to start paying rent . Hey, pete i called top bunk knocking hey im the School Loan Debt collector open the door hey get over here come on laughter dad, what are you doing here . Youre not the only one with Student Loan Debt find your own damn spot stupid assed masters degree laughter aint but one way to get out of this Student Loan Debt. Honey, dont you know we cant afford the funeral. laughter you make a great point. Hey, dad. Thanks for selling your kidney to pay off my Student Loans. Its nothing. I guess i love my kid more than my kidney laughter groaning hope my guys are hungry. Wait a minute, steak . How did we pay for that . Oh, we didnt. Its liver. laughter this is ~bleep . Keep the debts. Trevor desi lydic and jaboukie, everybody well be right back ooohhhh steady the elbow. 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Oh, like your soul back. Your brother took my soul. The boys in the lab made me a new one. Im black superman. Black superman is good. Very good. Theres two of us and one of him. Time to work as a team. [ screaming ] cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. Lets talk about animals. They can sit up, they can roll over, and some of them can even sing like beyonce. laughter but when animals pop up in the news, oftentimes its because theyve done something bad. So to help us cover the biggest animal stories, we turn to our very own daily show animal expert my australian cousin with a segment he calls believe these an ~bleep these animals. cheers and applause oh, hi, mates welcome to the show im australian trevor, and you can tell tha that im australian because i have a hat. As a wildlife expert, i love animals, but the truth is some them are downright dicks. Animals like this kangaroo, half rabbit, half fanny packaged 100 100 wanka. A paraglider gets a rude awakening while landing in australia. Whats up, skip . [bleep] go away go away. A go probe cam catching the moment the angry kangaroo charges at the man. Thankfully it hopped away seconds later, leaving the man with barely a scratch. Jumping jaguars of the jamboree i was peacefully par gliding and this roo comes at him like hes liam neeson and this guy took his kid this kangaroo has a particular set of skills, being a dick probably why the kangaroo got fired from the airport, he kept flying the planes every time they tried to land. And if its not that, its criminal bears grabbing your garbage. A bears attempt at dumpster diving ended in free frustration. Walked up to a Colorado Marijuana dispensary looking for munchies, the bear broke through a fence, started sniffing and tried to get into the dumpster but the dumpster was a bear resistant con stainer. The bear decided to roll it down the street before eventually giving up. Trevor what . Whomping wanna bees at a walmart. This bear stealing a dumpster from a Marijuana Dispensary is not only criminal its dumb. No potheads leave food around its like searching for porn mags at mike pences house. He gets off to the l. L. Beans winter catalog laughter at least the bear had the deansens si to do the crazy shit at night. Animals in africa terrorize you in the bloody day. What would you do if an angry elephant charged your jeep during a safari . This is a scene where a raging elephant charged a safari tour jeep. The video was taken by a tourist in the back to have the jeep. The driver tried to reverse away from the charging animal. Jumping Jeff Yi Epstein on a positiono stick that elephant needs to calm down all these nice people wanted to do is barge into his home and snap photos of him when he was taking a bath. If anyone wants to watch me shower, theyre welcome. I set up a webcam the bloke is Live Streaming the whole thing. You should be calling your mom goodbye, mate. 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What will you do next time to get more time, cough, interject . I dont think you were very happy. I will have to say the debate in new york next week is a very different story. Not only is the format set up for us to succeed but we got a poll that helps us qualify for the debates in september as well. The debates are a whole string and were in a great position to be here the entire way. Trevor youre running a longterm race. Youve come in as somewhat an outsider, you come from silicon valley, that is your world, and many of your policies have been aimed at or from that direction. One of the biggest ones you have been