Mask at home. Some people say jesus can protect you from coronavirus. And donald trump finally admits is he not a doctor. So lets get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big news. Here in the United States the country is bracing for a week that the Surgeon General jerome adams said is going to be our pearl harbor moment and our 9 11 moment. Adding that this is going to be the hardest and saddest week of most americans lives. Yeah, that say really, really dire warnings. But despite these warnings, there are still people who are not taking social distancing seriously. For some cities good weather was all it took to draw out the crowds. People gathering in san francisco, flooding washington d. C. s famous seafood whatever saturday and strolling new yorks central park. In los angeles officers breaking up a celebration for a oneyear old little girl calling in reinforcement after the crowd became agitated. Across the country religious leaders are Holding Services and risking their parishners and communities health. Driving out of this ohio parking lot is a woman who just attended a Church Service with dozens of other people, including children. Ask i ask you about your decision to go to church, to be inside that building. I wouldnt be anywhere else. Arent you concern you could infection other people if you get sick inside. No. People that dont go drk dsh. Im covered in jesus blood. Im covered in jesus blood. Trevor okay, people, just because jesus is on your side, doesnt mean you cant get sick. Dont forget, jesus was on jesus side and he died, okay. He came back, but that was like a onetime thing. I think is like mario brothers livers, maybe he has two left. And you know it is funny how these same people say jesus will protect them from coronavirus, are the same people stocking up on guns. I dont get it wont the blood of jesus protect you from an intruder. No, im going with buck shot with this one. He needs jesus more than me. And look, whether you want to believe in coronavirus or not, it is real. And today the United States passed the 10,000 coronavirus deaths. And experts are saying that that number is probably undercounting because apparently many deaths in the u. S. Have been labeled as pneumonia or influenza when they were likely coronavirus. Now as america reaches the hardest week yet are for this epidemic states around the country have been begsing the federal government to help them find ventilators for their overcrowded hospitals. But because the federal government took so long to react to this crisis, President Trump just doesnt have enough ventilators to go around. What he can give people though, is some unsolicited medical advice. President trump says he thinks doctors should use the drug hydroxychloroquine to treat patients who have tested positive. Thats hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin, and again you have to go through the medical people, get the approval. But i have seen things that i sort of like. So what do i know, im not a doctor. Im not a doctor. Trevor okay, here is what i dont get. Trump is acknowledging he is not a doctor while legitimate doctors who could answer these questions are standing right there next to him. Why are we getting his opinion at all . Imagine if you went in for a checkup and there was some random dude behind your doctor giving his opinion. Like if you ask me, if looks like you got some of that aids cancer. What do i know, i am just a guy who hangs out here. I have to give some credit to trump for at least giving a disclaimer that he is not a doctor. He doesnt normally do that. He should end all of his Coronavirus Press conferences like a pharmaceutical ad, done all trump is not a doctor, his advice should not be taken certificate least seriously. If you have an rection longer than four year hours let done add trump know because that is pretty keen. Before you the fact that america is being lead by someone who knows less about medicine than dr. Pepper, there is still a lot of good news out there. Dont lose hope. For instance in europe although spain and italy are still reporting more than 10,000 new infections each day, their corona numbers are finally slowing down which could be a sign that the worst has passed. And south korea, the superstars, they have reported only 47 new cases yesterday. And with fewer than 200 deaths out of a population of 51 million people, south korea has basically emerged as maybe the only nation to have handled the pandemic with near complete success. And i mean lets be honest, south korea was always going to beat corona because from what i could tell everyone in that country has a basement inside their basement. So i mean if you are the virus, good luck finding a south korean person. So maybe the best news of all is there are rumors netflix might be dropping a new episode of tiger king, people, thats right. Jeff lowe told a fan online that he had been told for a new episode scheduled to drop this week yeah. And when has jeff lowe ever lied. I mean if you cant trust a 65 year old man who dresses like a rebellious teenager, who can you trust. And i guess this is how low the bar has gotten for what counts as good news right now. We find out there is more episodes by deranged murderers and people being cruel to animals and we are like yes some good news, thank you, lord. I will be honest, guys. I am sterrified of this news because every episode of tiger king has been crazier than the previous episode. So what is going to happen in this new episode. Are we going to find out Carol Baskins and her husband faked his death to get the insurance money and he has been secretly living inside one of those tigers all along. Aaaaah. But lets move on. Over the weekend we got a major update from the cdc after months of telling us that only sick people should be wearing masks, the cdc now says everyone should cover their faces with masks made from cloth like shirtses or bandanas or scarves, because apparently even people who dont have symptoms of coronavirus can unknowingly spread the coronavirus. We are all coronavirus. Sounds like an inspirational message, even if you dont feel coronavirus corona can feel you. So basically any time we go outside for essentials, all of uls should have a bandana or something on our face. The cdc is going to have everybody look like broke ass Mortal Kombat characters. Get over here. Not that close. Just get over there. But still folks, that is a major shift from the cdc and its already having a big impact. For instance joe biden said that from now on he will wear a mask in public because its important to follow the science. Meanwhile, President Trump has said that these guide lines are volume tear and he will probably not wear a mask, which lets be honest, doesnt surprise anyone. Trump is all about appearance. Hes not going to be wearing a mask. He doesnt care about safety. The only way they can get him to wear a mask is if his aides trick him. They have to trick him like is he a child. No, mr. President , st not a mask, it is say border wall for your face. So vy uses are like the mexicans of germs. I got it. Now if are you not the president , and you want to help and try and stop the spread of coronavirus, you can make your own mask at home. Yeah, all you have to do is put pieces together and you can sew your own mask if you want to. And i know it sounds difficult, but i watched some youtube videos and it is actually pretty easy. Hey gies, so i will show you how to make your own face mask at home. All you need say piece of fabric like a tshirt and then something to cut with. You want to get the fabric to the place where oh trevor so that is basically how you make a face mask, pretty simple. But just to see how other people do it, i will check in with some of the correspondents and see if they have had any success. Because i know they are pretty crafty group of individuals. So let me just skype in with jaboukie. Io, jaboukie, what is going on dude. Trevor, whats up. I just got back from a walk outside. Have you been down the street . St beautiful this time of year. Trevor that is the reason i am calling you. I cant go outside right now because i cant make a mask. I tried and it turns out that i bleed a lot. You can figure out how to make me make a mask. Looks like you have a cool one. Yes, i am prepared but i know how to make a mass frk scratch. I told to you get those tshirts that you wear around the office. Yeah. Trevor yeah, have i all my work tshirts. Perfect. I will read the instructions. With the first tshirt are you going to cult it in half like. Trevor okay. Cut it in half. Yeah, exactly like that, yes, yes. Trevor okay. Like sort of like right across. Doesnt need to be neat, you can just yeah, right. Trevor okay, okay, oh damn, probably, is this like the front of the mask type thing. Yes, exactly. Trevor okay, cool, got it. Fine, its good. Ber effect, you got that one. So take the next one. And then you want to cut that one up the middle like that. Trevor up the middle. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Trevor so take it like that and then wow, all right. It is trick eave with the hands. Trevor yeah, i didnt know that your hands could bleed so much from a finger, like a weird thing. Can i just down like that. You can even rip it. Trevor so now it is one big piece. Fer effect perfect, yes, yes. Trevor okay. For the last one, there one is superimportant, that is the white one, right. Trevor yeah. You are going to want to cut it dieing a nal like that. Trevor okay, dieing a nal, so through the sleeves. Yes, yes, exactly. Trevor okay, cool. Yes, yes, yes. Trevor i got it i got it. I got it. Yep yep yep. Trevor wow, man, this is really hard. I see why people are strilging. Okay, cool. Through the sleeve and to the other side. Almost there. Trevor there i got it. Yes, you got it, okay. Trevor got it so now thz is great, this is so much fun. So what do i do now . So take all three of those and put them in a garbage bag and throw them away. I never liked those shirtsd, trevor, they dont look good on you. Trevor yo, jaboukie, these were my favorite shirts. And that was the problem. You have to be looking crisp, tremplet you cant be out here lacking. Trevor im sorry i called you jaboukie. Goodbye jab oukee. That would be a really cute crop top. Trevor asshole. Okay, legallet me see if i can get dulces on within hi, trevor. Trevor you ray sight for soar eyes, how you reasons im all right, just in here cooking and crafting and just really is plotting my take over of the world, what. Trevor i knew i should have wait, what . Anyway, i knew i should have called you first. I need someone who can craft. Im trying to make a mask for myself to stop coronavirus but i dont know how to do it. There is a thing that happened. Anyway, can you help meep out. Huhuh, i dont need a face mask to go outside, i jis wear this tshirt that says i already have cor own. Trevor why would i do that. To trick the corona. Corona sees my shirt, it will be like i dont need to infection her. I already been there. Uhhuh. Trevor dul see, the coronavirus cant read. How do you know that. We dont know anything about in virus. This bitch could have a masters. We dont know, it could work for nasa. Trevor you need to get a mask when you are outside. Please dont use the shirt, ist is better. I got to go i really thought you would help me. This is man, let me see if i can get someone. Yo, michael kosta. Trevor. Trevor what is going on, dude, how are you doing. Are you okay, man tooz dude, that is why i am calling you. Making these masks is harder than people sairks i almost chopped my handoff. Sewing and needles, you dont need to do that i got t trevor. I took a pillow kairks i cut some holes through the eyes, this is st no sewing, no loops. I just came up with t check this out, this works. It protects your oh, i think ik made a klan hood. Trevor yeah, i think you made a klanhood. Im oh my this is not. Trevor its we should just stay indoors, its fine. Can we not, can we just forget. Trevor yeah, i dont even this never happened. I dont even well, there you have it. An easy way to make a face mask. After the break, i will be comatting to Jennifer Garner so dont go anywhere. We will be right back behold, our ancestors created six strings. Each for a different type of music. When i have all six strings, im going to turn all the trolls into rock zombies. Rock and roll ahh im not going to let you do this. Well overpower them with glitter. Grrr were gonna have to go. Where no pop troll has ever gone. Who wants to party . Without smiling. The World Premiere is in your home friday. If you have to work from home, and teach from home, then we think you should be able to pizza from home too. Right now get pizza huts best delivery deal large pizzas with up to 3 toppings for just 9. 99. Available for carryout or contactless delivery at pizzahut. Com. Daily social distancing show. Earlier today i spoke with actress Jennifer Garner about her initiative to help kids continue learning while theyre stuck at home during the coronavirus outbreak. And we also talked about how we can help kids get the nutrition that they need while their schools are closed. So check it out. Jennifer garner, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thank you. Its nice to not be with you. Trevor is this the longest time you have been at home like ever basically . I mean sometimes when are you shooting something you dnlt leave town but yeah, stht longest time, for sure. Trevor i feel for people who have kids in this time. Because one of the most talked about effects of coronavirus is obviously the economy, Peoples Health and then i find in a close spot, like right near the top is parents saying this is the worst time they have ever experienced in their livers because they have to teach their kids. You have three children, correct. I have three children and their schools are doing a great job of theyre still seeferring instruction from schools. So i havent had to be their teacher. I think i am illequipped to be their teachers. And im really prowld of them. They have been great. I have no complaints. But if they were toddlers, and babies, i would probably lose my mind. Trevor yes. Toddlers are the worst because they dont understand what are you saying. Because they are basically drunk the whole time. Yes. Trevor i feel like you are in such a good place that you have decided to help others get into a better place. Which is part of the reason we are chatting today it the initiative that you are kicking off with Reese Witherspoon sounds amazing, amy adams is part of it as well. I saw lupita, chris evans, so many alist names coming together. If i understand correctly, you are going to be reading stories to children. Tell me more. Amy adams called me a couple of weeks ago and said im worried about the kids that are out of school. And i know 30 million kids rely on school for food, not to mention so many kids dont have broadband, dont have books at home, dont have access to School Supplies or anything like that. And their schools cant afford to print up and send sthem home with them anyway. But her idea was wouldnt it be great if celebrities redbooks for kids who are home and for whom the nuls is scary and there is not a lot of content. And then we asked for donations. And i said this is actually what i do. We immediately asked no kid pn and food. Our specialty is rural and education. And so the combination of things has been really awesome and what is incredible is just how much people want to help. And Reese Witherspoon always the first to jump on to a way to help people. And we have just been running it from my Little Office while nie kids are in zoom school. We have raised a couple million dollars. T wow. In mostly 10 donations and it just shows that people at home are really generous. There are a lot of people that say yep, i will give 150. But also people are just enjoying the videos. So you are making theetion videos and reading to kids and to raise money for other kids who need to get food, trying to help everybody in anyway that you can. I guess the question is not the why but rather like why these areas specifically . I know you worked on it, but what made this so important for you . Well, i know what it looks like in rural america. I grew newspaper rural america. My mom and dad both did. They both grew up poor. I didnt but i was surrounded in West Virginia by generational rural poverty. And i have worked and traveled e tensively throughout rural, the poorest pockets of america with save the children for 12 years. They are living on a razors edge. They are really, when these kids show up monday for school they run in to school. And its not because it is the breakfast that is served at school is so fancy it is because they havent eaten since the snack at the save the Children Program friday in the after school program. They might have eaten but they havent had a real meal. And i know, hi just been in kentucky the week before all of this went down, visiting our programs out in perry county. And all they were talking about was okay, how are we going to get food made and then can we afford gaps gas and bus drivers to get it to the kids and when we do, how will we get enough books to be on the buseses for the kids. So when amy called me and had this great idea, it was just like yeah, this is exactly what i should be doing and exactly how i need to spend the time. Before i let you go, how can people help, if they want to jump in, if they want to participate in anyway, what can they do to help . Well, first of all, just for the fun of it, go on to instagram to save with stories and you will see, we just put steve carell up, tomorrow Linmanuel Miranda going up. Katherine newton, we have so many great people up there reading and more going all the time. And your favorite favorite books. And mi personally matching everyone with their book. And if you want to donate, it is 10. You just text the word save to 20222, or you go on to save the children. Org is save with stories. Trevor got it. And that would be awesome because we are just eking everything out of it that we can to help these kids. Thank you so sch for doing that. And we will help as much as we con our side. I appreciate it. Do you want to read for us. Trevor i would love to. Would you. Trevor let me know when and we will do did. One more thing t has been so successful for save the children in the u. S. That it is up and running in the netherlanders, save with stories south korea, save with stories south africa, save with stories