Trevor right now, good news is a lot like n95 face masks hard to come by, but when you find it, youve got to hold it tight. So lets focus on the good times with our ongoing segment a ray of sunshine. Lets kick things off with justin trudeau, canadas Prime Minister and americas sexy upstairs neighbor. As canada continues its battle against coronavirus, trudeau has decided to become a little more hands on. Kids might be struggling a little bit with homework but if they need a little help, theres somebody whos ready to step in. Hey kids, i know were all going through a difficult time right now and its not made any easier by the fact that you have to do your homework around the kitchen table. Well, as a teacher, i want to help. If youve encountered challenges or problems that are really tough and you need a little extra help with, why dont you reach out by responding to this message or using the hashtag. Trevor okay, this is just adorable. Justin trudeau is going to help canadian kids with their homework. This is the sort of thing you can only get away with if youre Prime Minister because any other dude offering kids help on the internet, yeah, theyre just getting a visit from the cops. I really hope that he sticks to regular subjects like math and science because the last thing we need is trudeau branching out into makeup tutorials. Seriously, though, this is great. In fact, i hope trudeau inspires other World Leaders to offer homework lessons, like vladimir putin, he would be amazing at mavment this is easy way to solve math problem. You from k. G. B. , pooh, math problem disappear. As countries around the world prepare to open up schools, the question is how can they do it safely . This viral video from china is giving us a glimpse of a possible future. Trevor all right, that process seems really effective, but, sweet lord, it took forever i mean, goddam, throw in an avocado mask and youve got a full spa treatment. By the way, this might work in china, but good luck trying this at an american school. All right, hold on, everybody, i want to spray your shoes real quick. Are you crazy . These are air jordans. Im standing outside the window. Trying to mess with my sneakers . Although new york city is at least a month away from reopening, the New York Public Library has released an album of all the authentic new york city noises that people havent been able to hear for two months, including traffic noise, subways, construction, and even crowded streets. Although, if they really wanted tock accurate, they should also include sounds of people booing the knicks, a bike rider slamming into a car door, and then 20 minutes of taxi drivers saying they wont go to harlem but they wont say why. You know why but they wont say why. By the way, im really impressed a library is putting out this album. Think about it, noise is the sworn enemy of libraries. This is like a Movie Theater giving out free netflix passwords. You guys can watch this at home, you dont really need to be here. Most people never thought they would miss the sounds of new york. That made us realize that after quarantine is over were going to miss the sounds of lockdown, too. So we put together an album of our own just to help us remember. One day the pandemic will be over, but how will we remember these good times . Introducing the sounds of quarantine. Weve compiled all the sounds that you will miss when life goes back to normal. Sounds like family togetherness. Goddam it, can daddy have five minutes to take a dump . the neighbors musical talents . Horrible music . Romance. Why do you not want to have sex . It hasnt been two weeks. Corona can come through the pipes rituals. Happy birthday wash your hands happy birthday wash your hounds and teamwork. Bill, you need to log back in. Lets all log back in. Order your copy and well send you a bonus track, morning recovery crying daddy needs more time to poop trevor enough of sunshine. Lets get into into the headlines. Last week, president Trumps Justice Department unexpectedly dropped charges against michael flynn, trumps former National Security advisor and the original angry bird. Even though flynn pled guilty to lying to the f. B. I. As part of the mural investigation, trump says the investigation itself was the real crime and the ringleader behind it was former president Barack Husain jihad obama. And yesterday trump explained his theory of the case. Mr. President , in one of your mothers day tweets you apeeferred to accuse president obama of the biggest political crime in American History. What crime are you accusing him of and do you believe the Justice Department should prosecute him . Obamagate. Its been going on for a long time. Its been going on from before i got elected. Its a disgrace whats happened. If you look at the information released, from what i understand, its only the beginning. Some terrible things have happened and should never be allowed to happen again. What is the crime exactly . The crime is obviously to everybody. Read the newspapers, except yours. Trevor thats just weird. According to trump, obama committed the worst political crime in American History but trump wont tell us wha what the crime is, because its so obvious you dont even need to ask. Even though Everyone Needs to ask. Trump is treating obama less like a criminal but more like theyre in a whraiption and like obama messed up. You know what you did wrong mr. President , im sorry, whatever i did. My friends were right about you, never date a leo trump is pulling the classic parent move. I remember when i was growing up, i would be getting beaten and i would say, whats is this for . They would say, you know what its for. I dont know what obamagate is. Trump doesnt know either. I think he learned from watergate things he doesnt like should have the word gate after it. Obamagate, saladgate, ericgate. Trump needs to worry about himself. Today the Supreme Court will hear arguments that will determine whether criminal investigators will be allowed to dig through trumps laundry. Simply, should congress have access totops tax returns and how does president ial immunity extend to a president ial investigation. President s lawyered tax returns and financial documents have to be withheld from three different congressional committees and a new york prosecutor saying the demand is politically motivated. Trevor thats right, within weeks, the supremes will decide whether the president can keep his finances secret or if he has to open up and show us the goods. And, honestly, at this point, trump only has himself to blame for this thing even getting this far. I mean, hes resisted releasing his tax returns for so long hes made it into a secret that we have to know whats in there tax crimes . A treasure map . A drawing of boobs . One thing thats always amazed me is how long it takes these issues to get to the Supreme Court. We have been talking about this guys tax returns since 2015, and now, five years later, the Supreme Court is on the case. You think the d. M. V. Moves slow, the Supreme Court is out here, like, and now for case 874, new york versus president reagan. President reagan . President reagan. He dead okay. Moving on. And finally, its been a while since dr. Fauci, americas virus bay, has made an appearance at the White House Coronavirus briefing. But if President Trump was trying to keep the spotlight off him, it didnt completely work because today fauci was back on a bigger stage. One of the nations top doctors is warning reopening the country too soon could lead to more outbreaks. Dr. Anthony fauci told the Senate Health committee hes worried little spikes might turn into full outbreaks. My concern is that states or cities or regions will attempt, understandably, to get back to some form of normality, there is a real risk that you will trigger an outbreak that you may not be able to control, which, in fact, paradoxically, will set you back not only leading to some suffering and death that could be avoided but could even set you back on the road to try to get economic recovery. Trevor because of trumps antics, he keeps having to come up with new ways to say, please stay inside, or you might die. Basically, what dr. Fauci is saying is that we need to think of corona like a sports injure. Yes, you want to get back on the field as soon as possible, but if you get back on the field too soon, you could get injured. You could get injured again, and even worse this time. And then what . Then your career is over. Huh . And now youre just a gym teacher telling fifth graders about how you could have gone pro. Fauci has said this to trump a million times, but i bet this time trump is way more likely to listen because now hes watching it did on tv. Normally when youre talking to him in real life, hes too distracted by how much he wants to watch it on tv. I feel bad for dr. Fauci. It feels like hes always got to be the responsible adult in the room. That must suck for him. Hes a human being. Hes got other sides. You know, i like doing crazy stuff, too. One time, instead of my elbow, i sneezed into my arm. The c. D. C. Was not happy. All right, thats it for the headlines. After the break, did you know that coronavirus can come for your toes . Well, stay tuned and well find out why. Chips ahoy wants me to announce their delicious new cookie with hersheys milk chocolate. So just imagine allll this. But with chunks of allll that. Can we get a visual . New chips ahoy cookies made with hersheys milk chocolate. But with chunks of allll that. Can we get a visual . Michael vasquez come over here. Ive heard such good things about you, your company. Well, i wouldnt have done any of it without you. Without this place. This is for you. Michael, you didnt have to. And, were going to need some help with the rest. Youve worked so hard to achieve so much. Perhaps its time to partner with someone who knows you and your business well enough to understand what your wealth is really for. You know, covid 19 is like the Michael Jordan documentary, it feels like its been in our lives forever, but we forget how new it actually is and, because its new, scientists are learning things about it every day, which is what were going to catch up on in our new segment what to expect when youre infecting. When we think of covid 19, what do we think of . Disease of the lungs, right . But now were learning that it can also be a fullbody workout. So far, the one predictable thing about the new coronavirus is that its unpredictable. It first got our attention by damaging the lungs. Now doctors are finding it can wreak havoc throughout the body. One way by causing blood clots, for example in the legs. A limited study of 214 Covid Patients in china found more than a third suffered neurological symptoms. The most common, loss of taste and smell, dizziness, headaches, even unconsciousness, and, in rare instances, strokes. Doctors are see ago new potential symptom of coronavirus and its not exactly pleasant. Its known as covid toes. Doctors treating patients are noticing red or purple leagues and swollen toes in younger adults. Trevor yes, it turns out that coronavirus could negatively affect almost every part of the human body, including your toes. And im sorry, but toes . Toes . One minute coronas in the lungs and now in the toes . Its wrecking our toes . I mean, coronavirus is like one of those artists who gets selected in every category. Its like how old town road was somehow nominated for best country, best hiphop and best supporting actor in a tv series. Viruses should be like fetishes, you choose one body part and go all in. You cant be into lungs and toes. Me, i choose elbows and thats that. How come theres no cool corona symptom . Like, yeah, it hits your lungs, but it also changes peoples hair. Then at least we get instagram posts from tom hanks. Its true, i have corona. And were not just learning about how the virus affects the body, were discovering new ways it can infect your body. For instance, we all knew about coughing and sneezing and touch you can face and running your nose on toilet seats. Turns out, there might be another way this bug is spreading to us all. A new study by Johns Hopkins shows covid 19 can infect patients through their eyes. Researchers say virus droplets can latch on to the eyes ace 2 receptors and start targeting cells that way. They also think tears could transmit infections from person to person. Scientists believe this is why some covid 19 patients have reported pink eye symptoms. Trevor yep. Apparently, you can also catch coronavirus through someones tears. And my only question is, why are people crying into each others eyes . I mean, we all have our thing but whos calling their crush, hey, you want to come over and watch soldiers reunite with dogs while rubbing our eyes . If thats true, we have to take extra precautions. You have to stay at least six feet apart while watching this is us and for and we know the virus can spread through tiers, saliva. Theres another bodily fluid you bhai want to watch out for. A study from china found traces of coronavirus in the semen of infected men. Not clear whether coronavirus can be transmitted through sexual activity. Researchers found evidence of covid in six out of patients studied. Four were infected and two still recovering. Traces are present in all kinds of bodily fluids. Trevor scientists have found coronavirus in semen. And i guess now we know why it spread so quickly in the new york city subway. This is such bad news because it means sex is even more risky now. You can catch corona, you can catch s. T. D. S and scariest of all, you can catch feelings. I still think about you, sheila. How you going to do that to me . Thats not the only bad news for guys because as you probably know, covid 19 has been much more fate fortunately men than women. Coronavirus is targeting men harder than an old spice body wash commercial. Now researchers might be starting to figure out why that is. One of the other mysteries of covid 19 is that its deadlier for men than women. China, italy and south korea have reported higher death rates for men and the trend continues here in the u. S. Why are men getting sicker than women . New research may give us a clue. It mas to do with a key enzyme that covid 19 uses to enter and infect our healthy cells. Its found in our heart, kidneys and other important organs. Researchers took blood samples from thousands of Heart Failure patients, both men and women, and measured how much of the enzyme they found. Mens blood had higher levels of the enzyme than women. Trevor are you serious . Men might have an enzyme that makes us more susceptible to dying from covid 19 than women . And you know, honestly, i cannot believe that after all men have done for the world, starting the n. B. A. , starting practically every war all by ourselves, this is our reward . I mean, i guess we had a good run. You know, we got to pee standing up, didnt have to go through childbirth, didnt have our coworkers explain back to us the things we just explained. It was too good to last forever. Some dudes will bitch hard about how unfair coronavirus is. They will be in the i. C. U. Being, like cough, cough this success, dude, theres no chicks here at all. What does this come down to . The underlying science is important, but for most of us, we really just need to remember how easily coronavirus is spread. One really simple new video is illuminating that in a way even nonscientists can understand. Covid 19 has been described as the invisible enemy, but an experiment has shown new light on the virus. As Natalia Cooper explains, very simple ways to keep protecting yourself. A mans hands are covered in glow in the dark paint which represents the germs. He serves himself at a mockup cruise ship buffet and so do other diners. After 30 minutes the lights are turned out and the spread is shocking. The japanese tv experiment finds the paint on multiple surfaces. It was on every persons hands and three of fair faces. Imagine that paint is coronavirus. Trevor surprise, surprise buffets are a great way to spread germs. Yeah. You think youre getting all you can eat crab legs. No, my friend. Coronavirus is getting all you can eat kyle. But thats why i dont use tongs at the buffet. Everyone is touching those things. I go straight in with my hands. Much more hygienic. I guess now we know why coronavirus has been exploding so hard on cruise ships. The cruise ship is just a giant buffet where you sleep over. Thats all the new information weve learned about the coronavirus. And remember, while all of this might seem scary, its good because the more we learn about this disease, the more we know how to fight it. So dont stress and dont lose heart. Everything is going to be okay. Well be right back. Were all screwed. I think im going to die. Oh, did i stop the to all the socialdistancers, suddenly homeschoolers, and living room exercisers, weve got you covered. Right now, get pizza huts best delivery deal large pizzas with up to 3 toppings for just 9. 99. 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Fauci should be fired, saying the coronavirus was created in a chinese lab to destroy america and also china for some reason, well, a lot of that stuff comes from fox. Is there at least the possibility that the chinese have developed some type of biological weaponry and thats what got loose with all of this . Were probably not going to have an accurate count, but what the real death total is. There may be reasons people seek an inac