Post just to be as safe as possible, you flow what i bet the more trikinis we see, the more people will start getting turned on by chins. Because think about it, like st always the hidden part that people think are hot. Like the trikini becomes a thing, at the ends of the day someone will take off their trikini and their partner will be laying in bed, oh, yeah, baby, show me that an teria manned i believe. Oh my god. And finally germany, a country that only has an outside voice. Ger plans have found a way for people to join live music that is safe for both the performer and the audience. Oneonone concerts with a sij musician playing for a sij audience member n parks, museums and airport terminals, so if you love music and long eye contact, there is four. Although this only works for classical music. I mean i enjoy hiphop but a solo rap concert feels like a guy is just yelling at you. Yoarks, everybody, put your hands in the air. Now everybody, scream, ahh. I think this germany thing is a great idea. The only problem is will classical music, you can never tell when st over. I mean if you go with a crowd, you can always know because the old people start clapping because they know the songs but when st oneonone it is going to be hella confusing. If. applause . Trevor all right, thats it for the ray of sunshine. Lets get straight to the headlines. First up, some major news about that thing we have all been searching for, a video on pornhub we havent watched yet. A Coronavirus Vaccine. This morning there are promising signs in an early stage vaccine trial. The u. S. Based bio tek Company Moderna has announced interim phase one result nbs a trial conducted with the National Institutes of health, participates in the human Clinical Trial have developed antibodies against the virus, that is exactly what a vaccine is supposed to do. Yeah, and without many side effects so far, thats really good news and thats why you see the stock market, the dow here up more than 700 points because this could potentially be gamechanging news. Trevor theamplet the results of major Coronavirus Vaccine trial are out and they are promising. Because some participates in the trial got antibodies and there were no major side effects. Lets be honest, is a major relief. Because dont forget, theyre fast tracking this vaccine so the scientists could have come outlining the results are in and the good flus is all three of bruces are coronavirus neglect tivment even though this vl early stages the stock market went crazy with everyone trying to invest in this company. And that gave me an idea. Anyone who owns a company right now who is strilging, just announce that your product can also maybe help fight coronavirus and you are in the money, baby. Billa bong could van sane bon could have an ad if our sane bones cant kill you what chance does coronavirus have while most are waiting for a vaccine, some people think we might noot not even need one. People like eric trumplet telephone in hills 100th trimester and president s fourth favorite sofnlt according to baby voldemort coronavirus is actually a hoax that will go away on its own and the only reason the media is even talking about it is to steal the white house from his dad. Biden loves. This imiedern cant go on stage without making some horrible blirnd. Even from his basement is he making awful gaffes every day, his campaign is thrilled he is not going out. There and they think they are taking away frumps greatest tool which is to go into anarena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time, right. So they l and you watch, they will milk it every day between now and november 3rd and guess what, after november 3rd t coronavirus will imagine complee all of a sudden go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen. Trevor heres something i dont get. If coronavirus saul a giant scam, then why is he rick trump doing this interview from his house. A house where, by the way, it looks like he was in the middle of doing a seance, what is up with this candles. Spirits, spirits, wherever you may be, make my father proud of me. Now according to eric, this f whole coronavirus thing say conspiracy to prevent his dads from doing big campaign rallies, im sorry, this makes no sense. Disoon ald trump d donald trump is the president , so if he thinks coronavirus saul just a bunch of hypothen go and do a rally. Trump is the most powerful least powerful person in the world. I want to do a rally but i cant, because the doctors will get mad at me. And by the way, we all know coronavirus is not a democratic plot. Because if corona was a democrat, it would have found a way to lose weeks ago. Speaking of donald trump, the president isnt spending all his time not dealing with the coronavirus pandemic. Is he also keeping bugsee with other important parts of his job. Undermining democracy. Overnight there was another shakeup in the administration, the state department nmenter general leave linick is being fired, fourth ig to be let go in recent weeks House Foreign AffairsCommittee Eliot Engel said the watchdog opened an investigation into mike pompeo and a keusdz the president of an unlawful act of retaliation. Linick had launched an investigation into secretary of state mike pompeo and whether, according to a congressional aide pompeii and his wife had misused a political appointee for personal tagsk. Its ig was looking into whether pompeo made the a member of his staff walk his dog, pick up his dry cleaning and make reservations for the secretary and his wife. Trevor wow. President trump has fired his fourth Inspector General in just the last few weeks. What makes this firing extra suspicious is that this Inspector General was in the middle of investigating mike pompeo for using his official staff to do unofficial things. Such as walk his dog and do his laundry. Im sorry, but pompeo had to know he was going to get caught. Sending people to pick up his dry cleaning . I mean he is the only person in washington whose shirts have a four food wide for neck hole, what did he think was going to happen. Once again trump has fired somebody who is supposed to be providing oversite on his administration which still makes no sense. This would be like if a toddler could fire their own babysitter. Im sorry kimberly. But let it go it this is trash. All right, have i to go get my pizza delivery downstairs, when we come back i will tell yu barack obama was involved in a driveby. Dont go anywhere. Dont go anywhere. Dont eat it, im when you start with a better thats no way to treat a dog. You can do no wrong. Where did you learn that . The internet. Yeah . Mmm with no artificial preservatives or added nitrates or nitrites, its all for the love of hot dogs. No uh uh, no way come on, no no nnnnono only discover has no annual fee on any card. Wanna see the froot loops world . Yeah follow me wow look at that awesome can we come back . Just follow your nose froot loops, part of a complete breakfast. Welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Lets talk about commencement addresses. Thats how the that time the year when everyone puts on a dress and are told there say future for the planet. For much of america this was graduation weekend. And so prominent celebrities and politicians decided to hold a virtual commencement speech. Around the Commencement Speaker everybody was talking about was barack obama. 44th president of the United States and worlds slowest kenyan, although his address turned out to be less of a graduation speech and more the Worlds Largest subtweet. Just as you have been looking forward to proms and senior nights, graduation ceremonies, and lets face it, a whole bunch of parties, the world is turned upside down by a Global Pandemic. This pandemic is fully finally torn back the curtain on the idea that so many of the folks in comurch know whatter ins doing. A lot of them arent even pretending to be in charge, doing what feels good, what is convenient what sez that is how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so called grown ups including some with fancy titles and important jobs still think that way. Which is why things are so screwed up. Trevor you know, its funny how obama hides his insults, almost like he doesnt want to get in trouble with michelle for going low. Now i agree with michelle, that were going to go high. So i wont say anything about your mom, but i will however point out that the person who gave birth to you has that could possibly obscure large bodies of life. Stnt crazy how obama never even had to mention trump by name. Like thats how you know you have screwed up when someone could just say people have no idea what they are doing, and everyone is like thats trump, that is trump, even trump is like thats me, totally me. But as subtle as his criticism has been. Ing it started a fire at fox news. It is supposed to be motivational, positive t is supposed to be about the graduates. This was not its time for what he is doing. By the way, barack obama not all that articulate. Off the teleprompter he can be inspiring organize a speech, but impromptu with the ums and awes had, it is possible. St very bad for the next president in a cries toys kritd size a sitting president or administration. It is so unseemly for a former president to take the virtual Commencement Ceremony for a series of historically black colleges and universities and turn it into a political driveby shooting. Trevor yes, what obama did there was a political driveby shooting. He really crypt walked all over americas norms. I mean this was not the time for a rap battle because there is Donald Trumps movie. And obama is talking loudly during it. What a black day in american history. Look, no denying obama went out of his way to disis trump in his speech but i find a scenario that fox news is going to spend all day being offended about how a former president doesnt have decorum when the current president literally interrupted a pandemic briefing to remind everybody how he boned models. And im not saying like everyone says lit lally, im literally using literally literally. Obama wasnt the only politician who gave a nebraska commencement address, nebraska senator ben sasse gave an address of his own and something tells me is he not handling quarantine billion. Congratulations, this is a big moment, not on graduating high school but on making the journey down the stairs from your bedroom to the living room and putting on something frol slightly more formal than sweat pants. Congratulations parent, teachers and coaches, not that there is really any meaningful distinction among those categories at this point, if you are a parent, you are a teacher, thanks a lot china. We are all teachers now. I know im not supposed to say this. But you are not missing out on that much because hon evesly nobody, and by nosh, i mean nobody remembers anything about their high school graduation. In fact a lot of us spint a lot of our times trying to forget as much about high school as we can and in fact there are a bunch of people who make a whole bunch of money like just trying to help other people forget high school. They are called psychologists. Trevor you know, anyone can deliver a speech that inspires people, but it takes a real lead tore deliver a commencement speech that makes you wish you had booked ted cruz. And if this is his commencement speech, i would hate to hear his version of a birthday song. This could be your last one. This could be your last one. This is the you might not make it. Trevor so this weekend everyone from president obama to senatorree year in nebraska released their commencement address but the biggest news,ing it saved the commencement address for today, im talking about covid19. So class of 2020, let me leave you with three lessons that changed my life. Firstly, let the haters fuel your grind, when i was starting out china acted like i didnt exist. The britans Prime Minister treated me like a jokes and the u. S. President said i was just another flu. Instead of losing hope i remembered what i learned from taylor swift and i shook it off. I kept grinding. Thanks to the haters, i have traveled the world, i met all sorgts of celebrities and even made it to the white house. The second virus to do so right after stephen miller. Secondly, remember that you dont get anywhere alone. I could have ended up like so many other diseases, mers, sars, cooties, but i got to where i am thankings to the angels in my life. The people whose missed science, protestors who wont war mask and anyone who couldnt go three week was getting a layer cut. You guys are my heroes. And finally, embrace the setbacks. When i fail in places like south korea and new zealand because they had a plan, a lot of people said my best days are behind me. And yeah, i was bummed but i knew that if i found the countries with the right leadership for me, i might just get a second shopt. So students, when people try to flaten your curve, just keep climbing. And remember, people dont need to believe in you, you just need to believe in yourself and the sky is the limit. But not too high because you congrats class of 2020, rorke on, you guys are on fleek, i will see you out there. Trevor when we come back Jaboukie Young white will look at how the mega rich are dealing with corona. j. K. Vo if youre off the roads for all of us, farmers is here for you. And if youre on the roads for us, well, were here for you, too. That tastes like no other . Start with tradition. Then do your own thing. Use the most demanding grape you can find. Then grow it in three different california regions. Pull out the best of each place push flavor in new directions. And put a bear on the label. Meiomi is a pinot noir crafted like no other, for a taste like no other. 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Hey, can you guys see me . Welcome back to the daily social distancing show, were all handling coronavirus in our own way but some are having a better time of it than others. For more on this we dwhrek in with Jaboukie Youngwhite. Thank you, trevor. This pandemic really has people think being different groups of people, from our essential workers to healthcare providers. Yes, clap it up, give it up but what about affluent americans, this frect fas rich people just as much as anyone else but thank god rich people have one of the best antibodyies money. The wealth escaping charges by chartedderring private jet, airlifting their entire families to a holiday home to sit it out. Second and third homes in West Palm Beach and nantucket, cape cod, Marthas Vineyard and hamptons, certain Grocery Stores have been ransacked by the number of people flooding in. A rural county in idaho is suddenly became a hot spot because st a place where a lot of wealthy people have second homes. The outbreak ask leading to class warfare. It is so good for them, thats awesome. Look, im not hating. Im not, im just saying, if you have enough money to go to your second, sthird, fourth home at least let me quarantine in your first home. I should be laying by a pool instead of laying in front of the bathed room bathroom door while my roommate takes an hourlong shower. Dan, are you done yet . Dan, your dated cant smell you over zoom. Dan dan spending your quarantine in your Vacation Home is just for poor rich people. Mega rich people k. The luxury Hotel Company in switzerland sawferring a covid19 hotel stay that can include a 500 coronavirus are high end clients called say theg wanted to wait out the shelter in place order somewhere upscale and say they prefer to have medical care come to them. Consierge doctors who kate tore rich people and celebrities have been selling rpgz to patients and families even when they werent showing symptoms. Only 1 percent of the population of florida has been tested for coronavirus, but 100 of the residents of Fisher Island off miami have gotten the antibody test. Now the residents purchased 1800 test kits for the islands 800 families as well as for their housekeepers. The island is only accessible by boat and has an average income of 2. 5 million. First of all, why are rich people still a allowed to have private islands. Did we learn nothing from jeffrey ep stiern. We hear money buys you access whether st testing, to government relief or an ebay auction of that peach. I was so close to getting that peach, but the state of if georgia, sneaked in lafs minute because they wanted to make it their mascot. But honestly, having an island full of tests is only if are you mega rich, if are you ultra rich the coronavirus is just like anything nels your life, [bleep]. Billionaire is float on the waters off the caribbean on a 590 million superyacht. Fears about the coronavirus are boosting the market for luxurious underground bunkerrers offering the rich and famous a place to ride out a pandemic with stock piled food, blast proof doors, escape hell koarpts. Wow. Oh my god. They got a luxury bunker with an escape helicopter. I didnt even know that was a type of helicopter. I thought that helicopters only came in sightseeing, emergency and bamp loretterdates. And look, i dont care how nice they are. Luxury and bunkerrer should not be next to each other that is like chic jor which actually might be kind of love, okay, okay, so yeah, the rich are living a different quarantine life than us, sure. But im not mad because theyre finally figuring out that they need us more than we need them. They cant turn without their house keerps driver, their cooks, their nannies. They cant even v