With trevor noah. In the wake of the black lives matter protests that swement the globe, people have started to examine every part of our society to try and root out the underlying biases that exist. From the police to corporate hiring practices and even pancake syrup. And with all the problems having been solved, now we are moving to outer space. Nasa is reexamining some of the nicknames it uses for distant objects in outer space. The Scientific Community sometimes refers to those cosmic objects using unofficial names. Nasa says the problem is that some of the names are insensitive and even actively harmful. For example, the nick nickname for a planetary nebula ngc2392 was eskimo nebula, they are also doing away with the term Siamese Twins galaxy used to refer to a pair of spirl galaxies in the virgo cluster. Trevor thats right, people. Nasa is making space woke. And im fine with renaming stuff as long as they dont try and change the name of black holes. I dont want to hear no urban holes, or underprivileged holes, they are black and they are proud. If nasa wants real change, they should cancel the moon, yeah, i said it the moon is racist as hellk big white thing constantly following me around like it thinks im going to steal something at night, [bleep] moon. Here is an idea for nasa. They always have budget problems and they are going to rename things in space. They might as well make money off of it. Why dont they sell the naming rights of objects they find. This just in earth is on a collision course with the steakumm100 all beaf steak frozen asteroid, may god have mercy. Ahht is the steakupm beaf asteroid. Honestly any change to be more socially aware is progress. Now that i think about t we should probably stop using the term alien all together. Because what if they come down to earth and they are offended. Welcome to earth, aliens. What . Did you just call me the a word. Thats so offensive. No, i was am not like that, i love et. Moving on to International News out of lebanon. It has been a week since the tragic warehouse explosion in beirut that killed 200 people and forced hundreds of thousands out of their homes. And now for the residents of that city, grief is turning into rage. Overseas now to beirut where anger is boiling over, nearly a week after that devastating and deadly explosion. The ammonium night rate custom Officials Say was neglect ledge ently stored here despite repeated mistakesk may have been the spark for wider movement. Protestors took to the streets throughout the book end and now at least three key government officials have resigned. Their demand is clear. Revolution. This weekend thousands of protestors called for a new government in lebanon and clashed with security forces. Sent in to dispercent them. The demonstrators briefly occupied government buildings until they were pushed out. Yeah, after discovering that government officials repeatedly ignored warnings about the chemicals that caused that massive explosion, the people of lebanon have taken to the streets. And believe it or not, this explosion is just the tip of the iceberg because for years now the people of lebanon have been complaining about rampant corruption in all levels of government and how bigger countries are using them as a political pawn. And you know things are bad when the people are saying look, if is not just about the explosion that blew up half the city. But lebanon is yet another example of this larger pattern around the world. Of countries having to deal with multiple major crises at one time. Deciding which problem to tackle first is like deciding what to watch on netflix. Keep scrolling through and more and more shit gets added, i could have worn ftd island wasnt on this list a few moments ago. But lets move on. With coronavirus now spiking in the midwest, the u. S. Has officially hit five million cases with more than 160,000 people dead. And with schools already reopening in parts of the country, a new report says that 97,000 children contracted the virus in just the last two weeks of july. But despite all of that, there are still a lot of americans doing stuff like this. There are growing concern this morning that tens of thousands of bikers converging on sturgis, south dakota could be taking part in the superspreading of covid19. Officials have added beds at area hospitals with fears that an uptick in the virus could be just weeks away. The sturgis motorcycle rally is at full throttle in south dakota. Upwards of 400,000 bikers and guests jammed the region with few visible signs of the coronavirus pandemic. Throngs of maskless bikers packed the street. Large crowds packed together at concerts and bars, with very few masks in sight. Trevor yes, you see, some people look at the Global Pandemic and see the glass half empty. And some other people smash the glass on the side of their head and go whooo because yeah, of course bikers dont care about coronavirus. These are the same people who already said [bleep] you to seatbelts and air bags. Not following safety precautions gives them a rush. They would fly on the outside of a plane if they could. Now look, on the one hand maybe bikers are less likely to catch coronavirus because theyre riding outside. But on the other hand, they also like to ride in long lines. I mean, one person sneezes at the front and theyre all screwed. If you ask me though, these bikers are going to be fine. Have you ever seen a movie about the apocalypse, who sleft behind. Bikers. The only people left behind, always bikers. They are driving around having a good time. I have seen mad max. There wasnt a single epidimiologist. Now while the u. S. Is struggling to get coronavirus under control, it is also continuing to deal with the economic fallout of the pandemic. And although Congressional Republicans eventually agreed with democrats that the country needs another round of coronavirus relief, the two sides have been unable to reach an agreement on what that should look like. Nancy pelosi wants to extend the 600 dollars a week benefit. While Mitch Mcconnell wants to give people just enough to starve. Luckily for america, there is an excellent deal maker who lives in the white house. But because shes busy in the rose garden her husband came up with this. This morning there is confusion and controversy about President Trumps new executive actions on coronavirus relief. On saturday trump signed four executive actions that would extend unemployment benefits, curb evictions, provide relief to student borrowers and suspend collection of payroll taxes. But democrats are bashing the president s moves. They say he is exceeding president ial authority and that his orders actually accomplish far less than meets the eyewitnesses a lot of the claims President Trump made at his new Jersey Golf Club this weekend simply dont add up. He says he is preventing eviction but in reality his order directs federal agencies to consider whether halting evictions is necessary. Even some republicans are accuse the president of making promises he constitutionally cant keep. Republican senator ben sasse calls the president s executive action unconstitutional slop. Damn, unconstitutional slop. I thought it was the inflight spirit airlines, the real joke is we dont serve meals, you have to give it to trump, he knows that congress is so good luck that they can make even him look good. It doesnt matter if his executive orders are illegal or toothless or completely unworkable. He understands that even the appearance of doing something is better than the appearance of going on recess in the middle of a recession which is what congress is doing. Although congress will tell that you they arent on recess. Yeah, apparently they are just at home. But they will come back if there is a deal which there wont be because theyre not working. But theyre not on recess, so dont call it recess, theyre just not working, which is not recess. Just home. And dont get me wrong. Some of these ideas that trump proposed are actually good ones. I mean suspending student loan payments makes a lot of sense right now and banning evictions is a great idea. Even though im pretty sure that trump only wants that because he thinks it means he cant get kicked out of the white house. As for these other ideas trump has created a mess. He wants to extends Unemployment Insurance but even if he can convince the court that he is allowed to do that without congress, it only works if states agree to foot part of the bill. And by freezing the pay kol payroll tax he will either hit people with a huge bill when if is unfrozen or he might have to cut Social Security because it gets its money from the payroll tax. So in many ways, trump executive orders are like those coupons that you get, you know, where it says the good news in big letters. Free value meal. But then on the bottom in small print it says if so once again President Trump has tried to solve the problem and ended up creating a bigger meses. But if you are wondering whether he thinks hes doing a good job, well, heres one indication. President trump may be pushing to have his face added to mount rushmore. The president has been public about his admiration of the monument. He spoke there during the july 4th weekend. Now the New York Times says the white house reached out to south dakotas governor last year asking about the process of adding president s. The governor is quoted as saying the president has expressed sincere interest in the idea. Thats right. Trump thinks that he deserves to be on mount rushmore. And honestly, i agree with him. I think we should put trump on mount rushmore. But not a carving, i think we should actually put him on mount rushmore. No phone, no internet, problem solved. Actually, i wouldnt even mind trumps face being carved into mount rushmore, you know, just as long as they choose the right picture. Because there are a lot of trump faces that i could get behind. You know, like how about trying to catch a baseball trump. Or hair blowing in the wind trump. And who says it has to be a face. Lets just throw trumps tennis ass up there. Huh . The point is this could be the monument that finally brings all of america together. Because liberals will look up and be like look at that ass and conservatives will look up and be like look at that ass. Okay. We are have to take a quick break but stay tuned because Jaboukie Young white has found joe bidens vp. Joe bidens vp. Yeah, well be right back. Right now, switch to tmobile and get four lines of unlimited for just 25 bucks a line. With access to americas largest 5g included. Thats right. Unlimited and nationwide 5g for the whole family for just 25 bucks a line. Only at tmobile. When you order a hotandjuicy quarter pounder. A normal amount of napkins, just wont do. Ba da ba ba ba they get that no two people are alike and customize your Car Insurance so you only pay for what you need. What do you think . I dont see it. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. [son] mom yeah. [son] i fell. Okay theres bandages in the cabinet. [son] im bleeding. Grab two. Sheba. What cats want. Nt a sip. Two flavors makin music on your lips, its true. Its new cream soda and dr pepper time new dr pepper and cream soda. A delicious duet welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Were now just 85 days away from the 2020 president ial election. Which make this a great time to start 3900 mile journey to your nearest polling location. It also means its time for our continuing coverage of votegasm2020. In one week the Democratic NationalConvention Kicks off. And joe biden will officially accept the Party Nomination and then say how happy he is to be at the grammy awards. It also means that any day now well be finding out who biden chooses to be on the ticket with him. Joe biden is set to make his most important choice any day now, his running mate. The Presumptive Democratic nominee huddled with family at his home in ro ho both beach as he closed in on his most important decision, leading cam contendser kament alabama harris, susan rice and Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer who flew to delaware last weekend for an inperson interview. Senators warren and Tammy Duckworth and congresswoman karen bass and val demings also still being considered. Trevor this is going to be tough. All of those candidates are definitely qualified to be bidens vp. But when making his choice biden has to consider all of their po tensioner landmines for him. Susan rice has benghazi baggage. Kamala harris was a strict prosecutor, Gretchen Whitmer is white and karen bass has made weird comments about fidel castro and scientology. So this is a really difficult decision. It is like the bachelor. Except here there is a chance a black woman might get picked. And i understand that he has to be careful. But there is something ironic that joe biden is the one looking for a running mate with zero flaws. I dont know if she will, without. She said the wrong thing one time ten years ago. And if i know all black people, they wont like that. But look, only joe biden foes who he is going to pick. So guessing who it could be is just pointless speculation. So lets do some pointless speculation and to help us with that, lets go to Jaboukie Young white. Jaboukie, thanks for joining us, man, there is no Perfect Choice in this, but who do you think biden should pick as his Vice President. You know trevor, there is a very obvious choice here. And when were looking at Vice President s you really want in general someone who exciting but specifically for biden we need someone diverse and someone who will round out the ticket. And the only person without can do that is cardi b. Trevor cardi b, the rap sner. Yeah. Trevor you cant be serious. Oh, no, yeah, im dead serious, trevor. I mean think about it. Young people will vote for her. Progressives will vote for her because she campaigned for bernie, all right. Shes also diverse. She gets in the minority vote. And were missing this part here in a lot of other candidates. She brings in a Huge Community that has exploded since the beginning of quarantine which is the horny community. Trevor i dont know, jaboukie, i mean i love cardi b but she can be real controversial. She just came out with a song entitled wet ass pussy. You know the republicans will use this to try and hit biden. Okay, thats not his pussy, trevor, its hers. And those conservatives are being hypocrites, okay. They just happened to watch the video on accident, and then accidentally watched the video again. And again and again until they just exploded online . No. That doesnt make any sense. And i mean they were fine. They were perfectly okay with trump saying that he would grash people by the pussy. They are trying to get kayne to run and kayne once said i will put the pussy in a sarcophagus, that is murder. Trevor okay, i guess that is fair but how does cardi b bring in voters for biden . I mean we dont know any of her ideas. Well, trevor, the policy is in the music. You just have to listen. I mean if you watch the video, she is doing all of this in the factories she is super proworkers rights. And then on climate change, how do you think the pussy got wet in the first place . Sea level is now vagina level. Trevor so you really, really think that cardi b should be bidens vp . Definitely, trevor. Look, i want biden to pick cardi b because think about how great it would be to sea cardi b on that stage in that dress debating mike pence. He would evaporate into a puddle of oat milk immediately. We just be like oh, oh, mother says i cant mother he wouldnt know what to do. He would malfunction. Look. Clearly cardi is the pick that america needs. She is someone who can inspire people, inspire women to believe in themselves. And take whats rightfully theirs. And she lets all of us know that in america were ready for some big, veiny, thron throbbing, juicy structural change. Cardi b for. Trevor Jaboukie Young white, thank you very much. When we come back ill be tucking to representative Pramila Jayapal so don i want to be colorful. I want to be bright. I want people to see all the beauties of not being so perfect. I never want to be somebody whos easily defined. When you order a hotandjuicy quarter pounder. A normal amount of napkins, just wont do. Ba da ba ba ba Simon Pagenaud takes the lead at the indy 500 coming to the green flag, racing at daytona. Theyre off. In the kentucky derby. Rory mcllroy is a two time champion at east lake. He scores stanley cup champions touchdown only mahomes. The big events are back and xfinity is your home for the return of live sports. 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Trevor you have a new book entitled use the power you have, a brown womans guide to politics and political change. What are some of the tips and tricks you would teach a woman who wants to get into politics who has melanin in her skin. You know, congress does not look a lot like me, there are only 79 women of color out of 11,000 that ever served in the u.