Distancing show. From trevor noahs couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show. With trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with outer space. Its the reason people who arent perverts have telescopes. For years, scientists have been asking if there is life on mars, but it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place. Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on venus. Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and its cloaked in clouds of toxic gas, but scientists now believe something could be alive on venus or, actually, just above it. Professor sara seager along with a team of International Scientists spotted a molecule called fos feign in the planets atmosphere using giant tell scopes. Finding phosphine leaves us with two equally crazy ideas, one is theres some unknown chemistry and the other is theres some possibility there might be some life producing phosphine on venus. Trevor wow, human beings are amazing. Just five months ago we found out how to properly wash our hands and now weve found extraterrestrial life. I think its super exciting theres life on venus because thats where the ladies are from. Oooh i cant wait to go to venus, a planet full of only women . Whoa hoa ill roll up there and be, like, ladies can you give us advice on building a Egalitarian Society built free of patriarchy . I feel like we spend all our time finding life on other planets, not on what we should do when we find life on planets. My advice to venus is run, girl of all the times to discover alien life, this is the worst time, because what if the aliens come to meet us and we give them coronavirus. They will be so mad were going to have to explain its not an act of war. But they will be, like, you knew you had it. Why didnt you wear a mask . Its a weird thing because of stuff we read on facebook. Facebook . Is zuckerberg here . Zuckerbergs an alien . What, you thought he was human . Aaahhh even though you think alien life is cool, remember our definition is different from scientists definition of alien life. In movies its amazing creatures or futuristic aliens. If anything, they just set us up for disappointment. They said on venus they basically discovered, what, a bacteria . They need to make movies that set up more realistic expectations. Mc. The aliens are coming, everybody isnt it beautiful . Theyre going to give us peace on earth. Or maybe a new soda flavor. That would be nice, right . Somethings coming out. Thats it . I left my kids in the bath for this. Trevor now, we better pray that aliens are really nice and welcoming to humans because at the rate Climate Change is going were going to need a place to crash. Hurricane sally is expected to make a landfall as a category 1 tomorrow producing heavy rain and potentially lifethreatening storm surge. States of emergency have been declared in mississippi, alabama and louisiana. The slow moving storm is packing winds around 100 miles an hour, expecting to drop nearly 2 feet of rain. For only the second time in recorded history, five tropical cyclones are churning in the atlantic at the same time. Were running out of letters to name them so soon well use the break alphabet for storm names. Trevor welcome to 2020 where weve had so many hurricanes were going to start using the greek alphabet. I guess after that they will go to colors and after that ideas from elon musk. Aaahhh its hurricane xzon7 how do you announce then side down g . even though were seeing the effects of change almost every day, there are still tons of people in this country who are, like, i dont know if its real and etch if it is im not really afraid of it. But those are the same people who are like a muslim family moved into my neighborhood . What is your secret plans . Or maybe we need to use the irrational fear to get people to take Climate Change seriously. Instead of naming them Hurricane Sally or hurricane diane, they should call it hurricane abdul salim. They will all be named a hurricane and drive a prius, we got to save this goddam planet, yall and the west coast wildfires with less than 50 days till the election President Trump and joe biden are clashing over Climate Change. While meeting with californias governor the president downplayed the role of Climate Change in the wildfires ravaging the region. His democratic rival blasted that attitude. Donald trumps climate denial may not have caused the fires and record floods and hurricanes, if you give a climate arsonist four more years in the white house, why would anyone be surprised if we have more america ablaze. We want to work with you to recognize the change in climate and what it means our forests and actually Work Together with that science. That science will be key. If we ignore that science and sort of put our head in the sand and think its all about vegetation management, were not going to succeed in protecting californians. Okay. It will start getting cooler. You just watch. Trevor mr. President , youre right it will start getting cooler thats called winter gold star. So i guess trumps approach to Climate Change is the same as his approach to coronavirus. Deny its existence and hope it will magically disappeared. Which probably means six months from now bob woodward will release a tape on which donald trump does a detail on impact of carbon temperatures. This is why the solar flares were experiencing at a stratospheric level hold on, fox news. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the dude has been defying science his whole life. When science told him he couldnt subsist on a diet of meatloaf and steak for 74 years, he said challenge accepted. If you think the president is embarrassed by that exchange, you dont know trump. Because rather than hiding in shame he spent nearly an hour this morning chatting with his best friends on fox news. He obviously thought the interview went great but something tells me even they are wondering if they can keep it up for another four years. Mr. President , i think you broke a lot of news this morning. Thank you for starting your day with fox friends. Thank you. Thank you, it will be greatly. Are we going to do it reverie week . I look forward to it. Every monday, i think they said, and if we cant do it on a monday, well do it on a tuesday like we did today. Sounds good. Mr. President , thank you very much. You may want to do it every week, but fox is not committed to that. Were going to take it on a case by case basis, and joe biden is always welcome to join us for 47 minutes just like we did with the president. Donald trump, president of the United States. Trevor wow, steve doocy just told the president of the United States dont call us, well call you. Imagine that. Hes the most powerful than in the world and theyre treating him like hes a jehovahs witness whos also selling time shares. The fact that doocy knew it was 47 minutes shows you how annoyed he was. Not 45 minutes, not an hour, 47 minutes exactly. Thats someone who spent most of a conversation staring at their watch. Which the way, if melania ever wanted to have an affair, trumps fox news interviews would be the per feck time for her to do it. Okay, eduardo, my husband just called into fox now so we have anywhere between 45 minutes and three hours to make callindifferent love. I want to give props to steve doocy for inviting joe biden on the show to make it seem fox friends is a balanced news show. And hes, like, just to be clear, we will also talk with joe biden. Its only fair. All right, coming up next, are democrats going to burn your house down while youre asleep . Well discuss but the answer is yes. 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Gradually people realize they still can go on tripsers just old school. Motels seeing a surge in businesses as more americans look to social distance during the pandemic monchts tells may seem like relics of a bigone era but not 2020. I prefer this over a hotel. I walk to my room, everything is clean, not touching anything. Many hotels offer their kitchenettes. You just get your grocery and stay at home. Motels are sort of built for pandemics. One of the reasons theyre becoming more popular now is you continue have to walk through a crowded lobby to get to your room, you dont have to get on an elevator. Were at a motel 6 by the way and your air conditioning unit is your own so you dont have to worry about the virus spreading through different rooms. Trevor good news, people you dont have to worry about coronavirus at motels, which means, now, you can spend more time worrying about whether the drug deal in the next room is going to go bad. I think thats a pretty fair price for ten kilos, mr. Scorpion please just take it i also get why motels make more sense than hotels knew. Covid cant get you if you get stabbed in the parking lot first. Plus motels already have all the other diseases corona is probably afraid to step on their turf. Corona is like, yeah, ill wait outside. Coronavirus is one of the more bougie diseases. Think about where crony is, what its doing. Corona is like i like going on cruises and in restaurants. I dont like outside. Fitness classes, i love those. Basically anywhere with vitamin water. So a road trip to a motel is one way to make vacations safer, but safer yet is a road trip in a motel. R. V. S have become the trendy way to vacation during the pandemic. The demand is so high r. V. Dealers say inventory across the state is low. Anroom v. Is a socially distanced vehicle, a socially distanced vacation, and a way to corral or keep your family together. This motor home is 36 feet long and 8 feet wide, about the size of a city bus. No special license is required. Oh, no that was a little tight with the that was my back wheel, right . With more r. V. S on the road, more inexperienced drivers are putting the wreck in recreational vehicle. Trevor goddam that was crazy i know what youre thinking now, trevor, if my whole family is in that r. V. And we crash and die, isnt that worse than some of us getting coronavirus . Honestly guys, i dont know because if one Family Member dies, we all have to go to their funeral. But if we all die together, then no one is sad its also funny how that guy said, r. V. S are a great way to keep your family together. Is that really the problem were having now . Whos sitting out there like, guys, i love were spending every waking moment together but what if we could do it in an even smaller space . Either way, this shows you why america is such a strange place because if youre forced to live in your car, you get tickets, police hassle you, people call you a blight. But if your car has a stove in it, oh, then youre just living the dream. So corona has made road trips great again. But what if you want to go somewhere that you cant drive to . Well thats where things get tricky because although Airline Travel is surprisingly safe, its not just the virus you need to be worried about. A passenger gets kicked off a plane after a dispute over a face mask. Were seeing incidents like this again and again. More than 700 people are now on airlines nofly list because they refuse to wear a mask while traveling. Tension aboard a new yorkbound flight as every single passenger is forced off all because one of them wasnt wearing a mask. Fists were thrown after a woman refused to wear a mask on an American Airlines flight. shouting trevor i can understand why some dont want to wear masks outdoors and stretch my mind to understand why people dont want to wear a mask to a gym, but airspace is one place where your individual desires dont mean shit oh, i dont feel comfortable wearing a mask on a plane oh, i nobody feels comfortable thats what flying is all about. They tell you when you can stand, when you can eat. Hell, they tell you when you can use the bathroom. Flying is the only time after fourth grade where you need permission to pee. Flying isnt about your own personal comfort. Its about safety. Do you think i want to take off my shoes, huh, then walk through a machine that exists to take fancy dick pics of me . I cant believe someone is brawling on an airplane. That requires too much work, especially on the window seat where you have to do the shimmy. What did you say to me, asshole . And its not just corona and assholes hat the Airline Industry is struggling with right now because, as it turns out, even if americans are willing to get on a plane, they arent allowed to go to too many places. Some countries have been easing travel restrictions in a bid to get their Tourism Industries rolling again but theres one country that is repeatedly being left off safe travel lists and that is, yep, the United States. Europes famous landmarks and beaches are normally a magnet for american tourists and a major source of income here, but travelers from the u. S. Will not be allowed into europe. If you lookt at places, fa rid, where u. S. Citizens can travel, the list is embarrassingly small. Before the pandemic, this was a ticket to 185 countries, but now with the u. S. Still struggling to get its case numbers under control, an american passport is a ticket to almost nowhere. Trevor thats right, people. Because of how america has handled coronavirus, travel to most of the world has been shut down. So no more backpacking trips through europe. Sorry, college students. You have to pick up your fake accent somewhere else. I got this one on netflix and you know right now, i feel like most americans dont even realize how much theyve messed up a good thing. You guys are so used to being able to travel to any country at anytime, no questions asked. Thats not what its like for most people in the world. When people from africa or the middle east want to go on vacation abroad, we have to get permission from that country first. Americans can be, like, my girlfriend suzy went to london, i want to surprise her with a visit now. We cant do that where im from. We get questioned like were on the worlds shittiest game show. Whats the purpose of your trip to france . I wanted to see paris. What is it that is in parees . The eiffel tower . Here it is. Now get back on the plane, byebye your american passport may be useless for travel, but dont worry, americans, the state Department Just released a brandnew p. S. A. About Everything Else your passport can do. The following is a message from the u. S. Department of state. Despite americas excellent handling of the pandemic, our citizens have been banned from countries all over the world. And you might be thinking, ill never use my passport again. But dont worry because there are plenty of other uses for your u. S. Passport. For example, you can use it as a coaster. Or a barbecue napkin. Use the pages to draw where you wish you could go. Hose it down and its a tiny little slip and slide. You can even use it to hide a pornographic magazine. Practice flirting on it. So do you come here often or whatever. She wont even talk to me and did someone say origami . Or duct tape it to your face and youve got a makeshift mask. Please dont tell President Trump we suggestioned you wear a mask, hell get so mad. Your u. S. Pass per, not totally useless. Trevor all right, its time for a short break. When we come back, Michael Kosta and roy wood, jr. Welcome back the 1 2. So stick around. The fighting spirit is one we all share. For eduardo perez, it drove him to thrive in his search for a better life. Immigrating from guatemala at 18, he found work as a dishwasher. A line cook, sous chef, and eventually. Fought to the top of one of the most challenging professions in the world. Proving that there is no challenge that can hold back a fighting spirit. Since 1925, weve proved that it doesnt matter where you come from, it matters what youre made of. Modelo. Brewed for those with a fighting spirit. Vented where you want it. Cool when you need it. Coolzone™fly. From fruit of the loom®. Thanks captain obvious. Im you from the future here to warn you about 2020. It cant be that bad, right . 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