Life, unlike what happened with breonna taylor, who was left on the ground after being shot for 20 minutes. Another reform is that officers will now be incentivized to live in the communities they police. Which is a step in the right direction. Ill be hont with you. I cant even believe police are allowed to live outside the areas they patrol. You would think they would have an invested interest in the communities they live. Living in the country hes in charge of which i know, technically, putin does with america, but you know what im saying. And, obviously, a large part of this settlement is the 12 million paid to Breonna Taylors family, which is a record for the most money louisville has ever paid for police misconduct. But, honestly, thats not really the type of records we want black people to be setting. And the thing thats messed up about these settlements is its never paid by the police who did something wrong. Its paid by the city. Which which means taxpayers are being punished for the crimes committed against them, which is as for the police department. This was a big step forward. I dont think you should take the killing of an innocent person for Police Departments to make commonsense reforms. They should be doing this on their own. The time to install a Smoke Detector is not while your house is on fire. Yes, the city of louisville has made moves to atone for what happened to breonna taylor, and in some ways, this is a victory. But really the true victory will be when no more families have to get settlements for the loved ones they lost. All right, lets move on from Police Brutality to another scourge of 2020, facebook the place your uncle goes to investigate the kennedy assassination. Theres no denying that although facebook publicly denounces hate speech and misinformation, its also become a big part of their business, which is why today, hundreds of celebrities have teamed up to send a message to the zuck. Kim kardashian west and other celebrities say that they are freezing their instagram accounts today to protest how its parent company, facebook, has handled misinformation and hate speech. Kardashian west has 188 million instagram followers. Other celebrities freezing their accounts for the day include katy perry, leonardo dicaprio, and jennifer lawrence. Its part of the stop hate for Profit Campaign that has pressured facebook to remove hate speech. Some have criticized the celebrity instagram freeze as a stunt saying its not much of a sacrifice. Trevor okay, this is an interesting one. On the one hand, i agree with people who say it might not be a huge sacrifice to not post on social media for one day. I mean, for people who have spectrum, a day with no internet is just part of their lives. But on the other hand, you have to admit all these giant accounts freezing their posts on the same day creates a huge amount of attention to hate speech online. And anything, anything that brings awareness to this issue which is radicalizing young men, misinforming the public, and undermining democracy is a really good thing. Because, guys, next to Climate Change and income inequality, online toxicity could become one of the things that rips society apart. Right now, there are fake accounts that exist just to piss you off. Fake accounts that try to get black people and white people to hate each other. People spreading conspiracies about vaccines, sex trafficking, and the holocaust. As weve seen in india, myanmar, and even kenosha wisconsin, hate that started online can easily cross over into the real world. So look, maybe this oneday boycott isnt the silver bullet, but at least its a step in the right direction. And its also good because maybe for a day, we can finally stop obsessing over stupid things like celebrities butt pics and start focusing on important things, like our friends butt pics. So kudos to Kim Kardashian for taking part in this massive event. But if you ask me, taking some time off the internet could also be good for kanye. He could finally get back to his roots, forget the likes and retweets, and just urinate on stuff for the love of the game. But lets move on to our big story, because while the world is falling apart, theres still a president ial election in just 48 days. So lets catch up in our ongoing coverage of votegasm 2020. Todays Campaign Coverage kicks off with joe biden, former Vice President and your favorite politician ever for the next 48 days. Recent polls have shown that, compared to previous democratic nominees, biden isnt doing as well with hispanic voters, which is why yesterday, biden went to florida and unveiled his plan to win them over a new ringtone. I just have one thing to say. Hang on here. despacito playing on smartphone there you go. Dance a little bit, joe. Come on. laughter i tell you what. If i had the talent of any one of these people, id be elected president by acclamation. laughter trevor aww, yeahhh, everybody get on the dance floor. And now keep movin, toward the exit. No one should have to see this. But, yes, at a hispanicoutreach event in florida yesterday, biden pulled out his phone and played a few seconds of the song despacito, which you probably saw online. People are like, this is how biden thinks hes going to connect with hispanic voters . What a pandering racist what you probably didnt see online is the context biden had just been introduced by luis fonsi, the singer of despacito, who talked about how the song proved to him that in this country we wont be defined by our differences. And then people took the clip out of context and were like, oh, no, we are definitely defined by our differences. And, look, i expect the internet to share clips out of context, but then President Trump went ahead and shared a manipulated version of that clip, which made it seem like biden actually played Bleep Tha Police on his phone. Which will probably bump up bidens popularity on the left, but i dont think thats what trump was going for. And once again, this is a reminder before you get angry about anything you see online, take it despacito. Now, trump hasnt just been spending his time spreading misinformation on twitter, because while biden is looking to shore up hispanic voters, trump has been making a play for a demographic that hes been struggling with people who dont want to die from coronavirus. Which is why last night, the president of the United States and hooters diamondclub member took the rare step of sitting down for a town hall event that was not on fox news. And it seems like he might be just a little rusty taking questions from a lessthanadoring audience. The wearing of masks has proven to lessen the spread of covid. Why dont you support a mandate for National Mask wearing . And why dont you wear a mask more often . Well, i do wear them when i have to and when im in hospitals and other locations. By the way, a lot of people dont want to wear masks. There are a lot of people think that masks are not good. And there are a lot of people that as an example, you have. Who are those people . Ill tell you who those people are waiters. They come over and they serve you, and they have a mask. And i saw it the other day, where they were serving me, and theyre playing with the mask. Im not blaming them, im just saying what happens. Theyre playing with the mask, so the mask is over, and theyre touching it, and then theyre touching the plate. That cant be good. The concept of a mask is good, but it also does youre constantly touching it. Youre touching your face, youre touching plates. There are people that dont think masks are good. Trevor okay, no, im sorry guys. Im calling bullshit on this. First of all, the people in the window at mcdonalds are not called waiters. And, secondly, why is the president of a country with one of the highest corona death rates in the world still giving people room to doubt masks . Its so weird, because trumps followers will do anything he says, so why doesnt he just tell them to wear masks . as trump masks are great for protecting your health, and you save precious time by not bronzing the lower part of your face. Also, im really struggling to understand trumps logic here. Because hes worried about a waiter breathing into their mask, then touching the mask, then touching the plate, then giving trump the plate, and then trump touching the plate and then touching his mouth, but trump isnt worried about the waiter just breathing directly into trumps mouth waiter breathing hard heres your order, sir. breathing basically, trump is ignoring the immediate threat to focus on a farlesslikely threat. If an asteroid was coming toward earth, trump would be like, as trump dont blow it up. One of the pieces might fall into my mouth, and ill choke on it oh, and just when you thought trumps answer on masks couldnt get any worse, wait till you hear who he blamed for the fact that more people arent wearing them. But i will say this. They said at the Democrat Convention theyre going to do a National Mandate they never did it, because theyve checked out, and they didnt do it. And a good question is you ask like, joe biden they, said were going to do a National Mandate on masks. Hes called on all governors to have them. Theres a state responsibility well, no, but he didnt do it. I mean, he never did it. Trevor yeah, trump has a good point here. Why hasnt joe biden instituted a National Mask mandate . And dont say its because hes not the president and doesnt have any power. Thats not an excuse guess what, donald theres only man responsible for fixing all of americas problems, and its not joe biden. Its Jared Kushner look, guys, between this and blaming riots on joe biden, either trump is delusional, or hes just slowly trying to Jedi Mind Trick america into thinking that biden has been president this whole time. as trump guys, if you want four more years of this disaster, by all means, reelect president biden. You saw how crazy it was maybe this time you should pick an outsider hey, maybe i should start pulling this move, just blaming shit on people who have no nothing to do with anything. Just walking into a 711 like, you guys didnt set my dvr last night i missed game 7 because of you now, i know a lot of you haters out there say that trump doesnt know what hes doing, and because of that, a lot of people are going to die. But thats not true. A lot of people are going to die because trump does know what hes doing. And we are going to be okay. Were going to be okau, and it is going away. And its probably going to go away now a lot faster because of the vaccines. It would go away without the vaccine, george, but its going to go away a lot faster with it. It would go away without the vaccine . Sure, over a period of time. Sure, with time, it goes away. And many deaths. And youll develop youll develop herd like a herd mentality. Its going to be its going to be herddeveloped, and thats going to happen. That will all happen. Trevor okay, theres a lot of things going on here that are funny. Firstly, you can tell that he knows herd mentality is wrong, but he cant remember the right word, so then he tries herddeveloped, which is also wrong. You can see in his head hes going through all the herds uhh, herd mentality . Herd developed . Heard it through the grapevine . Obviously, the phrase trump was trying to find was herd immunity. And whats funny about that is that for america to reach herd immunity, a couple Million People would have to die, which i guess is one way to defeat the virus. So those are the latest updates from the campaign trail one candidate, through willful ignorance, is going to be the reason hundreds of thousands of americans die. And the other candidate. Played a song. On his phone. So i dont know, guys, i can see why this is a tough call. All right, we need to take a quick break, but when we come back, lewis black will help you move to the suburbs, so stick around. Tmobile and sprint have merged. And tmobile doesnt just have a bigger network, but a better one than ever before, with scam protection built into its core. Introducing, scamshield, free from t mobile. Get fewer scam calls. Period. With tmobiles supercharged network, you can say goodbye to annoying scam calls, and feel free to answer your phone again. Hello. Pourbypour commentator. And this is unprecedented. Watch him stand tall in the pocket. Hes looking for a cheers over the middle. And he makes the connection touchbeer truly stunning athleticism, folks. Dos equis. A most interesting beer. Only lexus asks questions like these, because we believe the most amazing machines are inspired by you. Experience the rewards of our curiosity. hundred bands in my pocket, its on me on me yeah, your grandmama probably know me know me its a moment when i show up, got em sayin, wow new doritos flamin hot limon. Thanks captain obvious. Im you from the future here to warn you about 2020. It cant be that bad, right . Lets just say it gets a bit dramatic. Theres no toilet paper, Hand Sanitizer or sports, oh and trips were cancelled. What . . listen just choose free cancellation on hotels. Com because no one knows what the future holds. Anything else . Were bald hey you, yeah you. I opened a sofi money account and it was the first time that i realized i could be earning interest back on my money. I just discovered sofi, and im an investor with a diversified portfolio. Who am i . i refinanced my Student Loans with sofi because of their low interest rates. Thanks sofi for helping us get our money right. Covid19 which is why ive temporarily relocated to suburban pennsylvania 7. Its weird out here. Even their jews are christians i dont get it but im not the only one decamping to greener pastures. A lot of my fellow cowards have the same idea. A trend were seeing in the age of covid19, people packing up their things and moving to the country. The suburbs of new york are booming. Home sales are up 44 compared to last year, while the number of properties society in manhattan dropped by more than half. Thats right. New york loses a lot of its appeal when you can no longer do all of the things you used to do for fun, like paying 40 for a sandwich, or going to the garden to watch the knicks lose. And whats the point of exposing myself in public if i have to wear a mask but the suburbs have their own rules and own customs that might be strange to newcomers. So to help my fellow city folk, i want to give some tips for adjusting to life as a suburban refugee. I know in the city most of your interaction with people is calling them assholes. But here in the suburbs, you have to be nice to everyone. So youre the asshole for example, when you see your neighbor say, hey, bob hows the golf game going . Instead of, hey, bob, what the bleep are you looking at also, if you see someone laying in the middle of the street passed out, you have to help them. Apparently, just stepping over them like a human bottle is not a normal thing around here. So now that you got that, lets move on tip number two the only people out walking in the suburbs are hikers and drug dealers. And you dont want to be mistaken for a hiker so instead, go buy the biggest s. U. V. You can find. You want a vehicle with the same spekrrks the army uses in afghanistan. You never know when a trip to Williams Sonoma can go sideways. Then once you have your personal tank, drive it everywhere. Drive it to the grocery store, the park the end of the driveway to get your mail and then buy four more one for every one in the family. And if you dont have a family, buy one of those, too. Youll need them for all the s. U. V. S. Dont forget to invite helen to your tupperware party. I know she talks too much about her sciatica, but shes the de facto leader of the homeowners association, and if you piss her off, good luck getting approval for your new mailbox. You gotta get in good with the right people. Which brings me to tip number four oh, yeah. You Better Believe they have gangs out here, but instead of the bloods or crips, theyre called things like the p. T. A. , or book club. Theyre 1,000 times more vicious. Last month, susan didnt finish her book in time, and now shes dead forget sports cars. A clean, wellmanicured lawn is how people in the suburbs measure their dicks. Did you know youre supposed to mow your yard every week . Id have never moved out here if i knew i had to give Mother Nature a brazilian. But you have to do it because the height of your grass is how the neighbors know the kind of person you are. Three inches long, youre a pillar of the community. Four inches, youre dealing with some stuff and you need to get your act together five inches, that missing fifth grader is in your basement so follow these tips and the only problem youll have with suburban life will be the crushing loneliness and, hey, if you ever miss the city, just do what i do spritz the air with bottle of urine. Oooh mmmm smells like home. Back to you, trevor. Trevor thank you so much for that, lewis. Its time for a short break, but when we come back, ill be talking to senator jon tester, about how de this is an ad for a chip so iconic. We dont need a logo. Its the threesided crunch. You know, that cheesy, spicy, crispycrunchy, flavor packed bodega snack that rhymes with. I need those. An ad with no logo . Its another level. Vented where you want it. Cool when you need it. Coolzone™fly. From fruit of the loom®. Come on, come on come on, come on come on, come on come on, come on dont procrastinate, dont articulate girl, its getting late, gettin upset waitin around a little less conversation, a little more action, please a little more bite and a little less bark todays the day to get to your toyota dealer. But hurry, these powerful hybrids are going fast. Toyota. Lets go places trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Earlier today, i spoke with jon tester, hes a thirdterm democratic senator from montana. We talked about his new memoir, and his ideas for how democrats can win back white rural voters. Check it out. Senator tester, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Its great to be with you virtually. Trevor youre one of the most interesting politicians in america because youre an organic farmer, a seasoned butcher, and you are the senator of a deeply red state, you know. You voted against neil gorsuch. You have stood up to many of Donald Trumps decisions, and, yet, people still vote for you. So are you a sign that amer