Whispering in joe bidens ear and donald trump might be racist . So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Now that weve all had a full day to absorb the first president ial debate, lets really sit down and talk about what we learned. You know, take some time to analyze the policy disagreement. Think through the important issues. Past the parse the newances. The red kal left. Would you shut u man. He graduated either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class. That is so. Hunter got thrown out of the military. He was thrown out, dishonorably discharged. Thats not true. He wasnt does honorably. For cocaine use. You get the final word. It is hard to get any word in with this clown, excuse me with this person. Nothing sported about you joe, 47 years you have never done anything. Are you the worst president america has ever had, come on. Oh snap, these guys were bickering so much canada called the cops to complain about the noise. I have never seen a debate like that in my life. To be honest i have never seen anything like that in my life. Honestly, it seemed less like a president ial debate and more like a fight that you overhear in a booth at dennys. Will you shut up, you clown, you got no class. I got no class, you got terrible grades. And your son is a coke head. You piece of shit, you dont talk about my son. You listen yeah, hi, could i get the moons over mihammy with the orange juice, please. Yeah, that will be all, doll, thank you so much. You got drunk and you hit on your own daughter i wasnt drunk. Trevor i mean some of these insults were way more personal than you would ever see in a debate. Especially biden calling trump a clown. Im sorry, man, that is not fair to trump. Right . Clowns wear weird makeup. They have clothes that are too big for them, they are deeply sad even when they dont show it. Does that sound like donald trump to you . Now lets just be clear. The reason that this debate was such a colossal trainwreck is because donald j. Trump was throwing grenades on the tracks. And usually in a debate the moderator is there to prevent things from getting out of handment but last night Chris Wallace it was about as successful at stopping trump as the popular vote. The country would be bet he better served if we allowed both people to speak with fewer interruptions am im appealing to you. And him too. Frankly you have been doing more interruptioning. I got rid of it. Im the moderator of this debated and i would like you to let me ask my question and then you can answer. Go ahead. Right now. Sir t is. I understand, you have agreed to the two minutes so please let him have it. Sir. There is no. You made a point, let him answer. Mr. President. Let him answer. The second subject is covid19 w is i an awfully serious subject. So lets try to be serious about it. True. You are going to have to. Gentlemen, i hate to raise my voice but you seem to be why shouldnt i be different than the two of you, you have been taubing back and forth. He made a statement. I would love to end it. If you want to switch seats. We could do that. Oh man, that is so sad. Trump was being such a child that Chris Wallace actually had to pull the, do you want to switch seats move that english teachers use with their students. And honestly im glad that trump didnt take him up on it, because if trump takes over wallaces job then wallace has to take over trumps scrob and i dont know if if he has it in him to kill 200,000 people. But i feel bad for Chris Wallacement any mod mod rater in a president ial debate is a wwe rev, you are there to ged body slammed every once in a while, people are criticizing wallace with how he handled the debate. But i dont know if another moderator could have done better. Whether you like it or not trump is the president of the united states. So what was wallace supposed to do, ground him . There was no way to stop trump last night. He interrupted biden. He interrupted wallace. And there werent any commercials last night, but if there were, trump would have interrupted those too. Are you tired of freak night time bathroom tribes well. Why is it just out of curiosity, the mayor of moscows wife gave your son three and a half Million Dollars. Trevor that guy is. So look, this is not a shining moment in the American History book. Right . Political observe ares refer to it as a shit show, a dumpster fire, the worse debate in history. And with all the interrupting and cross talking it might have even been hard to remember if anything important happened last night. But there was one moment that really stood out. Are you willing tonight to condemn White Supremacists and militia groups. Sure. And to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence and a number of big cities as we saw in kenosha and as weve seen in portland. Im willing to do anything, i want to see peace. Then do it. Do it, say it. You want to call them what do you want to call them, give me a namez. White supremacist. Proud boys. Who do you want me to condemn. Proud boys, stand back and stand by, but i will tell you what, i will tell you what, somebody has got to do something about antifa and the left because there is not a right wing problem. Trevor wow, there you have it, sphoak folks, trump had an opportunity, to be like white supremacist, i dont [bleep] with you. Instead he is like stand by, guys, you never know when im going to need you. Telling White Supremacists to stand down and telling them to stand by, are not the same thing, right. That is one little word makes a huge difference. Like the difference between a blowout and a blow job. Do not ask for the wrong one at supercuts. Again, for the staff at supercuts, i apologize, i hadnt slept and i didnt read the menu prorl properly and even for that condemn nation, trump to be dragged floo it. Like in president should ever have to be pressured this hard into condemning White Supremacists t is the easiest thing, trump did it sto grudgingly, he is like one of those guys who refuses to make real apology. What i am posed to apologize for tailgating at your dads funeral, fine, im sorry. Im sorry that you are unable to have a good time. Some of us are still living. And by the way, do you know that you truly boched your condemn nation of a hate group when that hate group says thank you for the endorsement. The proud boys, a far right Extremist Group immediately celebrating the president s comments on social media. They went on nuts on social media celebrating. They put out those words at a rallying cry, stand back, stand by. Within minutes the groups members were post on private social media calling trump, comments quote, historic. The New York Times reports that some Group Members labeled it as a tacit endorsement to their violent tactics. While another posted the group is already seeing a spike in new recruits. Yes, thanks to Donald Trumps failed condemn nation this hate group is now seeing an increase in recruits. Which means in the history of television, that might be one of the worst answers ever given. And that is coming from someone who once guessed the number 7 on wheel of fortune. I didnt know it had to be letters. I was new to america. The proud boys liked the answer so much, they are even adopting it as their new slogan. That might piss off trump because the one thing he definitely believes in is getting royalties. Well well well, nosh should be advocating the supremacy of the white man without giving donny his cut. I would be careful if i were the proud boys though because there is someone thing we know about doned a trump, once he invests in you, you have about five years until you go bankrupt. So yes, in a debate that consisted almost entirely of three old men trying to shout over each other, this one moment was horrifying enough to break out and get noticed. And you know it is bad when even trumps own supporters are left saying you done [bleep]ed up. The president would not condemn bhit supremacist. I agree that the president made a bader rohr. I think that was a huge gaffe. He was he was kind of like playing around. I didnt like that equivocated when he could have slam drunked that. I think he misspoke. I think he should correct it. I if he dp i guess he didnt sps meek. He proved the biggest layup by not condemning white spremmists. I dont know if he didnt hear it but he has to clarify that right away. That is like are you against evil. Why the president didnt just knock that out of the park, im not sure. Trevor yeah, why didnt the president condemn whit supremacy. Hmmmm, its a real mystery. Maybe he didnt hear the question. Or maybe he misspoke. Or maybe he thought they said sprite supremacists and is he really into sphriet, i cant think of any other explanation, watson. By the way did you notice that even when foxs people acknowledged trump said something really bad they still give him the benefit of the doubt. I wish i had frippeds that loyal. If i sh, t my pants in public none of my friends would be like trevor didnt shit himself, his butt misspoke. Trumps friends can play dumb about in all they want but i dont know why. I dont know why at this point. People are still acting surprised when he refuses to denounce White Supremacists because as you may remember, this is not exactly a new thing for him. I think there is blame on both sides. You have some bebad sides. They are white nationalists, rising threat around the world. I dont really. There are white supremacist groups and individuals like that who support you, some of whom you have seen retweeted. Well, that i know nothing about you i dont know aboute grouts that support pee. Whether you enequiv qulee condemn david duke and the groups that support you. T know t you are even talking about with White Supremacy or White Supremacy. You wouldnt want me to condemn a group that i know nothing about, i have look, if you would send me a look of the groups i will do research on them and certainly i would disavow if i thought there was something wrong. But you may. The ku klux klan. You may have people that would be totally fine and it will be unfair. Give plea a list and i will let you nose. Im talking about david duke and the you can ku klux klan. Honestly, i dont know david duke i dont bleef i ever met him, i just dont know anything about him. Trevor yeah, it is actually hard to keep track of all the times trump had the clans to be antiracist and didnt. The only thing he avoids more than condemning White Supremacists is paying taxes. And keep in mind, this is the same guy who has strong opinions on everything. I mean the man tweet ford a month about Robert Pattinsons love life, aka twilight but when it comes to White Supremacy i dont get involved in other peoples business, you know, do your own thing. This is it, people, sometimes not having an opinion is having an opinion. If someone like i dont know Osama Bin Laden so i am not going to say anything bad about imhad. You should stop talking to that person or at least dont get on a plane with em with them. So i tbet why his supporters want to act like trumps proud boy moment was some kind of accidenteddal unintentional gap but if you see someone making the same mistake over and overao accept that it is not a mistake t is their belief. 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And we have the behind the scenes footage of what they were hearing during the debate. Welcome the republican nominee president trump. And the democratic number knee, Vice President biden. All right plrks biden, i will be here to guide you, now just remember, president s are leaders, so lets be calm and dignified. All right, mr. President , you and me are going to [bleep] this guy up. Lets spread and show. How are you doing, pan. All right, that is done all strmp strong. Im the one that brought back foot balm, by the way i brought back big ten football. What . No, your biggest accomplishment like oh shit. But those this states. I want to move to another subject. Okay, trump hates big laughed laugh at him. Clank it up, big laugh, like you are watching whatever people your age watch, three stooges laugh. It is true. Nobody shows up to his rallies. They are in the military so dont tell me about that. Im threap to talk about. Thats right, keep talking. Keep talking. Remember, if you dont talk for more than ten seconds, you die. Because. The question is, the question. Will this guy shut up. Will you shut up, man. I didnt mean por you to say, that nobody is going to shut vote for a president without manners. All right, were about halfway through, lets take a quick nap. All right, thats enough, back up, back up. Are you willing tonight to condemn White Supremacists and militia grouches and to say that they need to stand down and not. Hell no, White Supremacists are half your base. You cant denounce them. In fact, do the opposite. Proud boys, stand back and stand by, but i will tell you. Ksh. Perfect, that is what i am talking about, lets go white wave. President trump are you holding a large rallies. We have had no problem whatsoever. It is outside. Bring up herrmann kaine, slam dunk. It is totally irresponsible. Way in which he has handled the social distancing, poom wearing masks, basically encouraging them not to. All right, then is he a fool on this. Come on what am i on mute or something . Oh, sorry, i was on mute. Can you hear me now. Holy shit were an hour in and you never mentioned hillary once, what are you waiting for. You saw what happened with Hillary Clinton when it was a whole big con job. Thats right, that will four years ago. Got rid of the mandate. I am not i got rid of the individual mandate which was a big churng that is i dont understand why is chris well as being so helpless . Mr. President , are you doing great. The moderator is total leigh helpless. Got stuff in traffic, sorry im late, mr. Wallace, how are we doing. I would like to shall. Oh shit. Im out, im out. I would like you to let me ask my question and then you can answer. Trevor i hope you fine better advisors next time, guys. Time for us to take a short break but dont go away, because when we come back i will be speaking to the reverend al sharpton and then john cena is still coming up. Dont go away. 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We talked about the first president ial debate and the lessons that he offers up in his new book, rise up. Reverend al sharpton, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thank you, im glad t