New york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with the tore that everyone is talking about. Mitch mcconnells hands. This was terrifying. What the hell happened . You see his hand . Guy looks like he was them wrestling a raccoon. Whats going on with that color . Looks like he was thinking about doing blackface but decided to start slowly. One hand at a time. Didnt say anything about black hand. Mcconnell says hes fine and has no medical condition to be worried about. So that shits just like normal i guess. Im glad hes fine but i guess that means his hands patchily look like a banana that fell under the fridge two months ago. Makes it taste sweeter, maaa. Last night was the second and final president ial debate of all time no, of this election. And Donald Trumps last president ial at the bait ever until 2024 because, no matter what happens, we all know hes running again, people, hes not going anywhere. So lets take a look at the final debate in our ongoing coverage of votegasm 2020. Last night, joe biden and donald trump debated for the final time, and im not saying that this was the most sophisticated debate in history, but one thing everyone agreed upon is that, compared to the last time, at least this was a more president ial debate than a wwe match. This was a decidedly different debate, much calmer, far fewer interruptions. The debate last night, calmer tone than the first one. This was a far more civil affair than the disastrous first debate. A far less contention affair than the first debate. We went from cleveland chaos to nashville nice. Trevor thats right, this debate actually felt like a debate and who knows why it was so much better. Maybe it was because the candidates knew their microphones could be muted, or maybe because trump was better behaved so he could appeal to undecided voters. Or maybe it was just the predebate smoke session. You never know, people were more chilled. Whatever the case, with fewer distraction than last time the candidates could give us their visions for america. On healthcare, joe biden wants to expand obamacare, while donald trump half his plan in the next two weeks, which is what hes been saying for the last five years. On fracking, trump wants to keep it, while joe biden wants to keep it and get rid of it. On coronavirus, biden thinks we have a tough road ahead, while trump wants to reopen the white house jacuzzi. And on crime, joe bidens priority is to get drug offenders out of prison while Donald Trumps priority is to keep himself out of prison. To be clear, just because donald trump with us less shouty opportunity mean he wasnt still donald trump. You can put a silencer on a gun but its still going to hurt. For instance, one of the most contentious topics last night was immigration. There was a big story this week that of the 5500 migrate children separated from families at the border, 545 still have not been returned because the government has lost track of their parents. While joe biden was outraged by this news, trump managed to look on the bright side. Lets talk about what were talking about. What happened . The kids were ripped from parents arms and separated and now they cannot find over 500 sets of those parents and those kids are alone, nowhere to go, nowhere to go. Its criminal. Its criminal. Let me ask you about it i will say this, they went down, we brought reporters, everything, they are so well taken care of. Theyre in facilities that were so clean trevor damn. Are you kidding me . Did this mother ~bleep just give a yelp review for his child prison camps . You can see why donald trump is a salesman because this guy can spin anything he did wrong into something positive. Donald, did you just take a dump on my rug . What i actually did was give you a really valuable conversation starter. If you want, ill autograph it for you. Whats crazy to me is how screwed up trumps priorities are. This dude has a meltdown when his tweets get hidden but when his administration is orphaning kids, hes, like, chill, dude, they get cable, things arent that bad. Trump defended zero tolerance policy that led to family separations. When biden tried to argue most immigrants still showed up for mandated court dates, donald trump was skeptical about the claim. If in fact you had a family who came across and were arrested, they, in fact, were given a date to show up for their hearing, they were released and guess what, they showed up for a hearing. When you say they come back, they dont come back, joe, they never come back. Only the really i hate to say this but those with the lowest i. Q. , they might come back. Okay, president trump, lets give trevor and, folks, if i know anything, its people with low i. Q. S, i see one every morning when im brushing my teeth. He doesnt say a thing to me. Im brushing, hes brushing. Why is he brushing at the same time . I tell him to stop, he says stop. How is he in my house . Just to be clear, what trump is saying is that he knows immigrants are supposed to come back for hearings, but that only the stupidest people actually do it, and aside from the fact that hes totally wrong, its amazing how donald trump always thinks that following the law is only for stupid people. You know, sometimes trump seems less like a president and more like a kid playing grand theft auto, because thats the one place where if youre following the rules then youre definitely not doing it right. Dude, why are you stopping at the traffic light youre supposed to mow over the pedestrians, thats the game not to mention this is setting a bad example for immigrants. If i was an immigrant with an Upcoming Court date in america, now i would be, like, well now i cant show up the president will think im an idiot. The final big topic at last nights debate was racial equality and the black lives Matter Movement. Once again trump was certain this was his time to shine. Nobody has done more for the black community than donald trump and, if you look, with the exception of abraham lincoln, possible exception, but with the possible exception of abraham lincoln, nobody has done what i have done. I think i have great relationships with all people. I am the least racist person in this room. I am the least racist person. I cant even see the audience because its so dark, but i dont care whos in the audience, im the least racist person in this room. Trevor man. Sometimes youve got to love trump. He just threw the entire audience under the bus to make himself look good. You realize his own wife was in that room but trump is like, melania is way more racist than me. She calls our housekeeper consuela, and she says, but thats her name. And im, like, stop making excuses, you racist. Although, to be fair to trump, guys, he has spent a lot of time with stephen miller, steve bannon, Jeff Sessions and the rest of the dudes, so, i mean, usually, he probably is the least racist person in the room. By the way, i love how he always says that hes done the most for black people with the possible exception of abraham lincoln. The possible exception. Like, yeah, lincoln freed the slaves, but trump gave omarosa, like, three jobs three jobs but there you have it, last nights debate is done. And with it the debate season of the 2020 election cycle is over. Its been a long journey. A long journey from that first debate with 4,000 Democratic Candidates up until now. And you know what we thought . We thought, since were saying goodbye, lets take one last look at all the fun we had. A billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse faced lesbians, im talking about mayor bloomberg. If were going to force americans to make these radical changes, theyre not going to go along. Throw your hands up, but you mr. Vice president , theres a saying in my community youre dipping into the koolaid and you dont even know the flavor. If you agree with me go to joe 30330. We can have great president s at any age. There was a little girl in california, and she was bussed to school every day, and that little girl was me. speaking spanish sir let me ask my equestion. Ill ask joe. The individual mandate was the most unpopular aspect of obamacare. I got rid of it. Mr. President , im the moderator of this debate. Trevor ah, memories. Lets get the debate taste out of our mouth with fun stories you might have missed, coming up, and Rashida Jones is joining us on the show. Well be right back. 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What with the election coming up, the pandemic getting worse and whatever is going on with rudy giuliani, either way we could use as much good news these days as we can get, especially fun news involving animals. So lets find some of that good news in our ongoing segment ray of sunshine, animal edition. We begin our sunshine with puppies, the most popular thing to adopt in 2020 besides a drinking a president habit. One of the great things about dogs is that every breed looks different. Chihuahuas look like rats that got swole, corgis look like someone cast a spell on a loaf of bread to make it come alive and pomeranians look like something that got clogged in your drain. But one looks more unusual than most. In italy a rare puppy is born with green fur. A farmer welcomed the litter of five dogs earlier in the month and could not believe his eyes when he saw one of the pups was, in fact, green. The fur was white for the other ones like their mixed breed mom. The green fur is believed to happen when pale puppies come into contact with a green pigment in their moms womb. The owner chose a fitting name for the pup, he decided to call it pistachio. Trevor oh, my god ive never seen anything this tiny and green and cute yoda,eth not always about you a green puppy . That is just adorable, i mean, unless youre that puppys father. The whole womb story sounds scientific but we know the mom is probably covering up an affair she had with a famous frog. Lets be honest, this puppy will have to deal with prejudices special when he tries to date a white puppies. His parents would be like we think he would be happier when he dates one of his own kind. And a very old cat. Archeologist discovered a giant 2,000yearold figure of a cat cash evidence into a hillside in southern peru. They found the 121 long cat using a drone inside a u. N. World heritage site. Officials say the cat figure was barely visible when first discovered, since it was on a slope and disappearing due to erosion. The carving has been cleaned since to make it more visible. Trevor wait, wait, there was a giant cat carved into the hillside for 2,000 years and we just discovered it now . How was that possible . Was it hiding behind a crawing of a so fa . Im not trying to put anyone down, but whichever archeologist found this thing had a very easy day of work. Think about it, Indiana Jones is inside tubes, death traps, triangulating sunlight, meanwhile this duty is just, like, hey, dude, its a big cat im an archeologist. Its also funny how even 2,000 years ago, people loved sharing cat pictures. What this hill basically is ancient peruvian facebook. Im sure if the archeologist looked further down they would find q anon conspiracy theories. Joe biden built the inca pyramids. Im not hating. Thats an expressive work of art. Goes to show you even 2,000 years ago, people had a hard time drawing the legs. They should be so easy but theyre not. You think youve got them but then you say, these are not legs. Hope the parents love me because theyll have to take the picture the way i drew it. Good news from the world of insects, the tiny neighbors who eat us when were dead. They may not be as cute as kittens or puppies but bugs ask still be super expressive. Associated press say scientists are studying a beatles super tough chel to learn about designing stronger planes and buildings. The shell on the diabolical ironclad beetle cant be crurbled. They say the one inch beetle found in southern californias booedlands withstood compression 39,000 times its weight, even survived being run over by a car. The study is part of a project fund bid the u. S. Air force. Trevor wow, guys, thats the wonder of nature. No matter how much youve seen, it always finds new ways to terrify you. A diabolical ironclad beetle . Thats the most badass name ive ever heard for a beetle. Sounds like something godzilla gets his ass beat by. And i love how scientists can change your whole vibe just by switching up the name you are going to be the diabolical ironclad beetle, yes, yes, yes, and you will be the dung beetle, like shit, you are a beating of shift, thats your vibe. And its pretty wild they said the diabolical ironclad beetle cant be crushed. Clearly because its never been dumped by stephan. crying why didnt she saul . I will admit, when i first saw the story, i thought, damn so they just ran that beetle over with a car . Poor beetle. Scientists can get away with anything as long as they say its for an experiment. Im going to be a scientist in case i ever get into a driving accident. Circumstances did you run over that persons leg with your car . No, officer, i was conducting an experiment and it worked. The car makes people go ow. Its science. 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No one lays a finger on your butterfinger. To defeat your opponent, you must become your opponent. Whats your wild rabbit . Show. So earlier today, i spoke with alicia garza, an organizer and cocreator of black lives matter. We talked about her book that can change the world, the purpose of power. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thanks for having me. Trevor some may not know your name or face, but almost everyone in america and around the world knows your work because you are one of the cofounders of black lives matter. Seven years ago George Zimmerman was acquitted for the killing of Treyvon Martin and that sparked in you a movement and an idea that has really sparked, now, a movement around the world. Take me through why the George Zimmerman case was the catalyst that changed how alicia saw politics in her life and in the world. Well, you know, i have been organizing for a long time now, its been almost 20 years, and, so, im no stranger to Police Violence or police abuse. I mean, in my community, oscar grant was murdered by a Police Officer just a few blocks from my home, and then, of course, in addition to that, through my organizing work in San Francisco there was a young man named Kenneth Harding who was murdered in broad daylight by police for evading a 2 fare. So thats not the surprising part. But this one really struck me because George Zimmerman was not a Police Officer, he was a vigilante who decided that 17yearold Treyvon Martin who had gone to the liquor store for snacks during a break in a Football Game didnt belong in the neighborhoodthat he lived in and that hit me in my gut. I have a brother whos eight years younger than me. Hes six feet tall, growing up in a community not unlike sanford, florida. Hes the sweetest kid in the world, hes never even been in a fight, but to think someone like him could be walking down the street and be considered a threat just because to have the way he looks really just enrages me. Lots of people get involved because theyre angry or upset or hurt, but theres something that transforms in us when we become a part of a movement that transforms it into love. We do this work because we love ourselves and our community so much that we believe we deserve better and we certainly do. Trevor it feels like a recurring theme that goes beyond the police in america because the police are an issue but an issue that strangely enough is experienced across the globe whether south a