Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah 20240711

Joes, and best believe people will be angry that joe is but really deep down inside they are happy because people love having a reason to not workout. I mean not me, yesterday i was planning to work out but then i had to cancel because i think i have got a cramp in my ear lobe, i just dont want to risk it, but to put it in perspective n some states the coronavirus positive iterate is around 50 right now. So if you live in south dakota or iowa, look at the person to your left, now the person to the your right, why are you sitting between two people, you are going to get coronavirus. So yes, coronavirus is getting worse and worse as the winter months arrive. And with things spiraling out of control just in time for the holidays, the cdc has issued new geud lines for how families can have a safe thanksgiving. To which some families are saying mind your own goddam business. Experts saying half of all americans plan to travel for the holidays, going against those new cdc guide lines which recommend celebrating thanksgiving virtually or only with people in your own household and preferably outside, for indoor dinners the cdc says keep the windows open, spread out as much as possible and wear masks. What about christmas, what are we going to do for christmas. We lost the summer, now we will lose thanksgiving. You and i are booth italian, tell italians not to get together on the holidays is pretty tough. Trevor honestly i know it seems irresponsible but i think it is great for people to gather during a pandemic to celebrate thanksgiving because isnt that what thanks giving is all about, spreading a disease that wipes out a continent . Im actually surprised republican still want thanks giving this year. After joe biden won, can you imagine what thanksgiving is going to be like. Them millenial neetions and nephews will be showing up luke they own the place, Walking Around liic damn, these mashed potatoes are disappearing faster than your Second Amendment rights, uncle steve. Ha ha. Now while things are particular leigh bad in the u. S. I do think its important to remember that this is a global pandemic. From the democrat, not from the rep it is global. Right now europe is also seeing a giant spike although over there it is not circumcised. The whole world is going through this, people, but there is one place where they do seem to have managed the virus better and that place might surprise you because youre racist. When covid just started to sweep the globe, experts predicted african africa would be def stitted with millions of lives lost but six ponts later the continent seems to be doing much better than anticipated. The World Health Organization says africa is leading the world in its overall response to the covid19 pandemic. The. The United States is a country of about 326 Million People, right. We have 228,000 people dead. The entire continent of africa, they have only had 41,000 deaths. Experts are going to explain this, they are baffled as well, why the number of cases cumulatively have remained so low compared to the rest of the world. Yes, many people never expected that africa of all places would be able to handle covid19. Could you see them now, they are all like how is africa so successful at this . I mean i could understand if this was a marathon or carrying stuff on your head contest but this is a deadly disease, how are they doing it. First off, that attitude is offensive. And secondly hell yeah we would win a carrying stuff on your head contest, i always said it is racist why it is not an olympic sport, some can shake a ribon and win a medal, how come we cant balance buckets an get gold. With how well africa is doing maybe they should be sending their 22 year olds to america so they can also help out and also get some of those great pictures for their understand gram. So why has africa been more successful at controlling a deadly disease. One reason might be that they have had a lot of practice. Pecks ert experts say some african nations experience with previous viral outbreaks like the ebola and marburg viruses means it was already prepared to deal with covid19. We have systems in for those disease have been actually reuse and readapted for covid. They already have commute workers, Health Workers who are experiencing with dealing with pandemics in south africa they went out to the communities, door to door getting people to get tested for coronavirus so they actually went out, hunting for the virus. In liberias capitol monrovia residents are taking matters into their own hands by setting up neighborhood checkpoints to scroon the temperatures of those who enter, a strategy used during the ebola outbreak. You know how people tap elbows to greet now, that was already used in westafer ka during the 2014 to 2016 ebola outbreak. They called it the elbowla then. Yeah, unfortunately many africans have been more prepared for corona because they were forced to deal with ebola. And if you have i corona is bad, ebola doesnt stay around, it is like if corona went to the gym, actually corona does go to the gym t is there, dont go to the gym. See here is how it works, using bad experiences to prepare for worst situations comes naturally to africans, do i it too, it is in my dna. Like i prepare for a possible famine by eating at the cheese cake fact real estate. That may my stomach is like huh, maybe starving wouldnt be so bad. So because africans know first hand what a disease can do to people, they didnt take any chances with covid19. Most countries had mandatory mask requirements. And the country even imposed a nationwide lockdown before they had a single case. Imagine that. Imagine that. Before they had a case. Which reminded me of how my mom would sometimes beat my ass before i did something wrong. But mom, i havent done anything. This is for something you were thinking of doing. It is true, i was going to do it. So african nations were able to build on their experience fighting other outbreaks. That is not the only thing that is working in their favor. It actually seems like the African People themselves have a lot of builtin advantages. One reason experts gufer for the low death rate is the continents young population. About 50 of the People Living in africa are in their teens. In addition about 40 of those young people we estimate had asymptomatic infection and that might be because they had been exposed to other coronavirus that cause the common cold earlier on. A key they believe that lower burdenen of so called diseases of lifestyle like obesity or hypertension. Both they believe could lessen the selfer rit of the disease. There is another more unusual hypothesis. Sm scientists believe parasitic worms could be protecting some africans from the full effects of covid19. Trevor okay, wow, that is pretty weird. One theory says that africans have parasitic worms which protect them from coronavirus . Like all africans . I guess i should thank you, mr. Wriggles. You were looking out for me. Youre welcome, trevor. How about we get some pizza for dinner tonight. Trevor you bet, buddy. He is slowly killing me. But yeah, one of the more intrusive reasons for africas success is that as a continent the people are younger and in better shape than in other places. Which helps in surviving corona. Plus africans get that secret vaccine they developed in wakanda. So africa as a whole is doing better than mores of the world when it comes to managing covid19. But dont forget, luck and circumstances aside, most of africas success has come down to leadership. Many african countries have leaders who have taken this disease seriously from the start and because of that, the people have also taken it seriously. And heres how you know leadership makes a big difference, because some countries have leaders who are like trump. And just like trump those african countries are not doing well. While many countries are being praised for their approach to controlling the spread of covid19 tanzania is an exception. The president John Magufuli has been in recent weeks downplaying the risk of covid19 telling people not to wear masks, there has been very little social distancing. Tanzanias president has said the country has been healed of coronavirus through pray are, it is an almighty claim and difficult to challenge because his government hasnt releasessed any data for weeks. He has been sceptical of the virus and hasek owed conspiracy theories. On Live Television he told the nation that the countrys National Laboratory had inflated coronavirus numbers. He even sent samples of food to be tested for the virus as a way to expose false positives. Trevor wow. I mean say what you want about trump but at least hes not clogging up the laboratories with fruit samples. Mostly because he doesnt know what a treut is. But still also can you imagine if tested positive for coronavirus. I mean he would be calling up all the other fruits that were next to him in the fruit salad, hi, blue berries, it is me mango, yeah, i just tested positive for covid so you may want to isolate. And by the way, can you tell melon for me, things have been weird for us ever since i told him that he is just in the salad to fill it up. Which is totally true but whatever. Okay, bye. So look, africa has been much less of a nightmare as it has been on other con tructs. But please understand im in the saying this to brag or anything, like africans are better. Im saying it because this is good news for the rest of the world it shows if you take precautions and you use common sense, you can limit the spread and the harm of coronavirus. So please this is the one time it is okay to take something africans came up with and claim it as your own. All right, we have to take a quick break but when we come back we look at why georgia is on everybodys mind and then megan rap ino rapinoe and megan rap ino rapinoe and farrest whitaker are coming for over 30 years, lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. Heres to one more, the lexus december to remember sales event. Get 0 financing on all new 2020 and 2021 lexus models. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Hey, tracee, i cant hear you over this flamin hot crunch. Oh, crispy, airy, tasty poppables. Stax. Im totally tubular. Lays. A little joy with every bag. Lays. Its just that its. Lavender, yes it is. Old spice, its for men. But i like the smell of it. [music playing] its velveeta shells cheese versus the other guys. Clearly, velveeta melts creamier. Swipe, lift, spin, dry. Slam, pan, still. Fresh move, move, move, move aaaaand still fresh. Degree. Ultimate freshness activated when you move. But to someone who wants to bring a little bounce to their house. Hey, google, play this on all my speakers. Its the google whole home funkifier. Introducing nest audio from google. Lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. Heres to one more, the lexus december to remember sales event. Lease the 2021 is 300 for 339 a month for 36 months and well make your first months payment. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Lets talk about the United States senate. Like a retirement home that can take away your health care it with the election day results coming in, the senate is now divided almost exactly in half between democrats and republicans. There were actually two Senate Elections in georgia that werent decided last week. And those are the ones that will determine which party wins this tug of war. Turning to georgia where the balance of power in the senate will be decided in just a couple of pnts from now. The peach state will hold a pair of runoff elections in january after neither race landed a win we are at least 50 of the vote. The two Senate Runoffs scheduled for january 5s will now determine the fate of the senate and how much legislation mr. Biden is able to get past nextier. Both parties will be pouring tens of millions of dollars into the contest. Every republican of naft profile will head to georgia as well as prominent democrat, the scuttlebutt is rather biden stay away and obama go. Trevor damn, democrats want o bma to come down instead of joe biden. Man, once you go barack you fever go back. Poor joe biden. I mean he is president elect but democrats are all still like obama. Everybody, lets get a Democratic Senate for joe. Who the hell is joe, obama. But yes, both parties are descending on georgia for these two senate races and if you live in georgia, can i just say im so sorry for what is about to happen in your life. You thought the text and tveds were bad before . That shut is getting run 50 timeses a minute, volunteers will be popping up in your dreams, hi, sorry to interrupt your weird unicorn sex dream, can we count on you on january 5th. There will be so many ads now is the perfect time to cut the cord and cancel your cable. Wait, not right now, not right now, after the show, after the show. Whooo, thats better, that was close, dont do that again. One reason both parties think at the both have a shot in the Georgia Senate run is the president ial race there was surprisingly tight. Joe biden did come out slightly ahead but its too close for comfort. The white house remains focused on the election tonight winning a hand recount in georgia as it pushes other legal challenges that will likely have little bearing on the results. The election is over but the counting is not tonight with every ballot if battleground georgia set to be recounted by hand. Typically recounts only change a races margin by a few hundred votes or so so if very unlikely President Trump could overtake president elect biden 14,000 vote lead in georgia. But the Trump Campaign today calls the recount a first step toward winning their legal fight despite no evidence of widespread voter fraud. Thats right. Trump is getting a hand recount of every georgia ballot. There are millions of them, hand recount. And i dont think thats going to be fun for him, because its bad enough losing georgia by 14,000 votes but now imagine having to see this one by one. St also strange how election recounts are the one time when people think counting by hand is better than by machine. There is never any other situation where we say okay, thats what the calculator says but just to double check, five, six, 11, 13, 25, carry the one all right, yeah, i think the spaceship has enough fuel, you can take off. I would be like counting each ballot by hand is going to take forever. Not just because of numbers but because it is georgia. Have you ever been to georgia . Those people are not in a rush. One vote, two votes. Three votes. You going to bring me some of that peach tea. What they need to do is go and hire those trap rappers to dot counting, 1, 600,000, whoop, and again and million, as you heard t is unlikely that trump will actually fine enough miscounted ballots to flip the results in georgia. But even if he does, he still wont have enough electoral votes to change the overall result. And while biden would really like to get up to speed for his whole new big job that he has coming up, trump refuses to lift a finning tore help him. Developing overnight state Department Officials tell cnn that the Trump Administration is preventing president elect bied fren accessing mess angs from foreign leaders. They are calling the state department, theyre not giving the president elect these messages. Traditionally the state Department Operation center sets up phone calls for the president elect with World Leaders. They troy translation, that is not happening right now. So just to be really clear about what is happening, it means World Leaders who believe that they should be reaching out to the state department to get in touch with the president elect are doing so but those messages are not being responded to. They are not being received by president elect joe biden, essentially he has a mail box full of messages at the state department that he cannot access. Trevor this is a big problem. Because by the time he gets around to listening to those messages, they will be months old. He can going to be like World Leaders needing crucial information that nobody heard. Hello, this is a putin. Will you do what i demand or were launching missiles in three days. It is putin again, missiles now two days away. Yo, why are you ghosting me, is it something i said. Trevor you know at this rate joe bierd len spend his first month just sifting through all this mail. It will be a waste of time because you know how much of mail is just junk mail, ello l. L. Bean catalog, blue apron catalog, another catalog, here is a letter from angela merkel, oh, dear joe, use my friend coupon to subscribe to blue apron, dammity, another one, she is tricky. The real question is why . Why wont trump just acknowledge that he lost. Why is he out there every day tweeting bogus videos and tweeting conspiracy elections about election fraud, why, because of his fragile ego, huh . Because he wants to take the country down with him . Could be those things. But it could also be benjamin. He is refusing to concede vowing to forge ahead way local fight to contest the election. The Campaign Launched an official election defense fund. They are calling it the official election defense fund, scroll down to the fine print at the bottom of the pawj and it shows if you donate, 50 will go towards paying down campaign debts. Campaign finance attorney say the money is going toward a new polit Action Committee the president founded called save america. That money is a slush fund that could go directly to the president. This type of fund has restrictions on how the money spent and can be used to pay for personal experiences. Trevor my man, donald jobless trump. This guy never misses a hustle. I bet as we speak hes ripping out the copper wuering from the white house walls. Keep pulling, jared, i know a guy who will give us 35 cents a foot for this tough. Trevor but that is what is happening, for anyone with brains it looks like donald trump is scamming people out of their money by saying that his country wrongly kicked him ou out of power. And i guess i owe donald trump an apology. Because i honestly thought he could never change, but he has. The dude went from being an african dictate tore a nigerian prince. When we km back i will be joined by an american soccer superstar mega rapinoe and the mediocre Walking Around<\/a> liic damn, these mashed potatoes are disappearing faster than your Second Amendment<\/a> rights, uncle steve. Ha ha. Now while things are particular leigh bad in the u. S. I do think its important to remember that this is a global pandemic. From the democrat, not from the rep it is global. Right now europe is also seeing a giant spike although over there it is not circumcised. The whole world is going through this, people, but there is one place where they do seem to have managed the virus better and that place might surprise you because youre racist. When covid just started to sweep the globe, experts predicted african africa would be def stitted with millions of lives lost but six ponts later the continent seems to be doing much better than anticipated. The World Health Organization<\/a> says africa is leading the world in its overall response to the covid19 pandemic. The. The United States<\/a> is a country of about 326 Million People<\/a>, right. We have 228,000 people dead. The entire continent of africa, they have only had 41,000 deaths. Experts are going to explain this, they are baffled as well, why the number of cases cumulatively have remained so low compared to the rest of the world. Yes, many people never expected that africa of all places would be able to handle covid19. Could you see them now, they are all like how is africa so successful at this . I mean i could understand if this was a marathon or carrying stuff on your head contest but this is a deadly disease, how are they doing it. First off, that attitude is offensive. And secondly hell yeah we would win a carrying stuff on your head contest, i always said it is racist why it is not an olympic sport, some can shake a ribon and win a medal, how come we cant balance buckets an get gold. With how well africa is doing maybe they should be sending their 22 year olds to america so they can also help out and also get some of those great pictures for their understand gram. So why has africa been more successful at controlling a deadly disease. One reason might be that they have had a lot of practice. Pecks ert experts say some african nations experience with previous viral outbreaks like the ebola and marburg viruses means it was already prepared to deal with covid19. We have systems in for those disease have been actually reuse and readapted for covid. They already have commute workers, Health Workers<\/a> who are experiencing with dealing with pandemics in south africa they went out to the communities, door to door getting people to get tested for coronavirus so they actually went out, hunting for the virus. In liberias capitol monrovia residents are taking matters into their own hands by setting up neighborhood checkpoints to scroon the temperatures of those who enter, a strategy used during the ebola outbreak. You know how people tap elbows to greet now, that was already used in westafer ka during the 2014 to 2016 ebola outbreak. They called it the elbowla then. Yeah, unfortunately many africans have been more prepared for corona because they were forced to deal with ebola. And if you have i corona is bad, ebola doesnt stay around, it is like if corona went to the gym, actually corona does go to the gym t is there, dont go to the gym. See here is how it works, using bad experiences to prepare for worst situations comes naturally to africans, do i it too, it is in my dna. Like i prepare for a possible famine by eating at the cheese cake fact real estate. That may my stomach is like huh, maybe starving wouldnt be so bad. So because africans know first hand what a disease can do to people, they didnt take any chances with covid19. Most countries had mandatory mask requirements. And the country even imposed a nationwide lockdown before they had a single case. Imagine that. Imagine that. Before they had a case. Which reminded me of how my mom would sometimes beat my ass before i did something wrong. But mom, i havent done anything. This is for something you were thinking of doing. It is true, i was going to do it. So african nations were able to build on their experience fighting other outbreaks. That is not the only thing that is working in their favor. It actually seems like the African People<\/a> themselves have a lot of builtin advantages. One reason experts gufer for the low death rate is the continents young population. About 50 of the People Living<\/a> in africa are in their teens. In addition about 40 of those young people we estimate had asymptomatic infection and that might be because they had been exposed to other coronavirus that cause the common cold earlier on. A key they believe that lower burdenen of so called diseases of lifestyle like obesity or hypertension. Both they believe could lessen the selfer rit of the disease. There is another more unusual hypothesis. Sm scientists believe parasitic worms could be protecting some africans from the full effects of covid19. Trevor okay, wow, that is pretty weird. One theory says that africans have parasitic worms which protect them from coronavirus . Like all africans . I guess i should thank you, mr. Wriggles. You were looking out for me. Youre welcome, trevor. How about we get some pizza for dinner tonight. Trevor you bet, buddy. He is slowly killing me. But yeah, one of the more intrusive reasons for africas success is that as a continent the people are younger and in better shape than in other places. Which helps in surviving corona. Plus africans get that secret vaccine they developed in wakanda. So africa as a whole is doing better than mores of the world when it comes to managing covid19. But dont forget, luck and circumstances aside, most of africas success has come down to leadership. Many african countries have leaders who have taken this disease seriously from the start and because of that, the people have also taken it seriously. And heres how you know leadership makes a big difference, because some countries have leaders who are like trump. And just like trump those african countries are not doing well. While many countries are being praised for their approach to controlling the spread of covid19 tanzania is an exception. The president John Magufuli<\/a> has been in recent weeks downplaying the risk of covid19 telling people not to wear masks, there has been very little social distancing. Tanzanias president has said the country has been healed of coronavirus through pray are, it is an almighty claim and difficult to challenge because his government hasnt releasessed any data for weeks. He has been sceptical of the virus and hasek owed conspiracy theories. On Live Television<\/a> he told the nation that the countrys National Laboratory<\/a> had inflated coronavirus numbers. He even sent samples of food to be tested for the virus as a way to expose false positives. Trevor wow. I mean say what you want about trump but at least hes not clogging up the laboratories with fruit samples. Mostly because he doesnt know what a treut is. But still also can you imagine if tested positive for coronavirus. I mean he would be calling up all the other fruits that were next to him in the fruit salad, hi, blue berries, it is me mango, yeah, i just tested positive for covid so you may want to isolate. And by the way, can you tell melon for me, things have been weird for us ever since i told him that he is just in the salad to fill it up. Which is totally true but whatever. Okay, bye. So look, africa has been much less of a nightmare as it has been on other con tructs. But please understand im in the saying this to brag or anything, like africans are better. Im saying it because this is good news for the rest of the world it shows if you take precautions and you use common sense, you can limit the spread and the harm of coronavirus. So please this is the one time it is okay to take something africans came up with and claim it as your own. All right, we have to take a quick break but when we come back we look at why georgia is on everybodys mind and then megan rap ino rapinoe and megan rap ino rapinoe and farrest whitaker are coming for over 30 years, lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. Heres to one more, the lexus december to remember sales event. Get 0 financing on all new 2020 and 2021 lexus models. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Hey, tracee, i cant hear you over this flamin hot crunch. Oh, crispy, airy, tasty poppables. Stax. Im totally tubular. Lays. A little joy with every bag. Lays. Its just that its. Lavender, yes it is. Old spice, its for men. But i like the smell of it. [music playing] its velveeta shells cheese versus the other guys. Clearly, velveeta melts creamier. Swipe, lift, spin, dry. Slam, pan, still. Fresh move, move, move, move aaaaand still fresh. Degree. Ultimate freshness activated when you move. But to someone who wants to bring a little bounce to their house. Hey, google, play this on all my speakers. Its the google whole home funkifier. Introducing nest audio from google. Lexus has been celebrating driveway moments. Heres to one more, the lexus december to remember sales event. Lease the 2021 is 300 for 339 a month for 36 months and well make your first months payment. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Lets talk about the United States<\/a> senate. Like a retirement home that can take away your health care it with the election day results coming in, the senate is now divided almost exactly in half between democrats and republicans. There were actually two Senate Elections<\/a> in georgia that werent decided last week. And those are the ones that will determine which party wins this tug of war. Turning to georgia where the balance of power in the senate will be decided in just a couple of pnts from now. The peach state will hold a pair of runoff elections in january after neither race landed a win we are at least 50 of the vote. The two Senate Runoffs<\/a> scheduled for january 5s will now determine the fate of the senate and how much legislation mr. Biden is able to get past nextier. Both parties will be pouring tens of millions of dollars into the contest. Every republican of naft profile will head to georgia as well as prominent democrat, the scuttlebutt is rather biden stay away and obama go. Trevor damn, democrats want o bma to come down instead of joe biden. Man, once you go barack you fever go back. Poor joe biden. I mean he is president elect but democrats are all still like obama. Everybody, lets get a Democratic Senate<\/a> for joe. Who the hell is joe, obama. But yes, both parties are descending on georgia for these two senate races and if you live in georgia, can i just say im so sorry for what is about to happen in your life. You thought the text and tveds were bad before . That shut is getting run 50 timeses a minute, volunteers will be popping up in your dreams, hi, sorry to interrupt your weird unicorn sex dream, can we count on you on january 5th. There will be so many ads now is the perfect time to cut the cord and cancel your cable. Wait, not right now, not right now, after the show, after the show. Whooo, thats better, that was close, dont do that again. One reason both parties think at the both have a shot in the Georgia Senate<\/a> run is the president ial race there was surprisingly tight. Joe biden did come out slightly ahead but its too close for comfort. The white house remains focused on the election tonight winning a hand recount in georgia as it pushes other legal challenges that will likely have little bearing on the results. The election is over but the counting is not tonight with every ballot if battleground georgia set to be recounted by hand. Typically recounts only change a races margin by a few hundred votes or so so if very unlikely President Trump<\/a> could overtake president elect biden 14,000 vote lead in georgia. But the Trump Campaign<\/a> today calls the recount a first step toward winning their legal fight despite no evidence of widespread voter fraud. Thats right. Trump is getting a hand recount of every georgia ballot. There are millions of them, hand recount. And i dont think thats going to be fun for him, because its bad enough losing georgia by 14,000 votes but now imagine having to see this one by one. St also strange how election recounts are the one time when people think counting by hand is better than by machine. There is never any other situation where we say okay, thats what the calculator says but just to double check, five, six, 11, 13, 25, carry the one all right, yeah, i think the spaceship has enough fuel, you can take off. I would be like counting each ballot by hand is going to take forever. Not just because of numbers but because it is georgia. Have you ever been to georgia . Those people are not in a rush. One vote, two votes. Three votes. You going to bring me some of that peach tea. What they need to do is go and hire those trap rappers to dot counting, 1, 600,000, whoop, and again and million, as you heard t is unlikely that trump will actually fine enough miscounted ballots to flip the results in georgia. But even if he does, he still wont have enough electoral votes to change the overall result. And while biden would really like to get up to speed for his whole new big job that he has coming up, trump refuses to lift a finning tore help him. Developing overnight state Department Officials<\/a> tell cnn that the Trump Administration<\/a> is preventing president elect bied fren accessing mess angs from foreign leaders. They are calling the state department, theyre not giving the president elect these messages. Traditionally the state Department Operation<\/a> center sets up phone calls for the president elect with World Leaders<\/a>. They troy translation, that is not happening right now. So just to be really clear about what is happening, it means World Leaders<\/a> who believe that they should be reaching out to the state department to get in touch with the president elect are doing so but those messages are not being responded to. They are not being received by president elect joe biden, essentially he has a mail box full of messages at the state department that he cannot access. Trevor this is a big problem. Because by the time he gets around to listening to those messages, they will be months old. He can going to be like World Leaders<\/a> needing crucial information that nobody heard. Hello, this is a putin. Will you do what i demand or were launching missiles in three days. It is putin again, missiles now two days away. Yo, why are you ghosting me, is it something i said. Trevor you know at this rate joe bierd len spend his first month just sifting through all this mail. It will be a waste of time because you know how much of mail is just junk mail, ello l. L. Bean catalog, blue apron catalog, another catalog, here is a letter from angela merkel, oh, dear joe, use my friend coupon to subscribe to blue apron, dammity, another one, she is tricky. The real question is why . Why wont trump just acknowledge that he lost. Why is he out there every day tweeting bogus videos and tweeting conspiracy elections about election fraud, why, because of his fragile ego, huh . Because he wants to take the country down with him . Could be those things. But it could also be benjamin. He is refusing to concede vowing to forge ahead way local fight to contest the election. The Campaign Launched<\/a> an official election defense fund. They are calling it the official election defense fund, scroll down to the fine print at the bottom of the pawj and it shows if you donate, 50 will go towards paying down campaign debts. Campaign finance attorney say the money is going toward a new polit Action Committee<\/a> the president founded called save america. That money is a slush fund that could go directly to the president. This type of fund has restrictions on how the money spent and can be used to pay for personal experiences. Trevor my man, donald jobless trump. This guy never misses a hustle. I bet as we speak hes ripping out the copper wuering from the white house walls. Keep pulling, jared, i know a guy who will give us 35 cents a foot for this tough. Trevor but that is what is happening, for anyone with brains it looks like donald trump is scamming people out of their money by saying that his country wrongly kicked him ou out of power. And i guess i owe donald trump an apology. Because i honestly thought he could never change, but he has. The dude went from being an african dictate tore a nigerian prince. When we km back i will be joined by an american soccer superstar mega rapinoe and the mediocre Soccer Player<\/a> Forrest Whitaker<\/a>, so stay raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, warm, Fuzzy Feelings<\/a> and cards, all handwritten, this smart food popcorn all tied up with strings. These are a few of my favorites things music with slay bells and gifts incognito play secret santa. 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Heres to one more, the lexus december to remember sales event. Lease the 2021 nx 300 for 349 a month for 36 months and well make your first months payment. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. Trevor welcome back to the daily social distancing show, earlier today i spoke with Megan Rapinoe<\/a> twotime world cup champion and olympic gold medalist. She opened up about her activism, her success on the soccer field and so much more. Megan rapino welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im a big fan, im very excited to be here, this is exciting. Trevor i am a bigger fan now that i see what you are wearing because a fan of hoodies, i am partial to the hoodie game, that say pretty dope hoodie, i like that. Yeah, st a good one, china town market, nice and colorful, comfy, im probably sweating underneath but you cant tell so its fine. Trevor that is what makes hoodies the best, what matters is what you look like, that saul that matters, welcome to the show and before we get into it, congratulations on your recent engagement. Thank you very much, were both very excited. Trevor are you engaged to somebody now who has a list of achievements that could only be matched by yours, so on your side you have won two world cups, an olim bick fold medal. Two on her side has won four wnba titles four olympic gold medals and four fifa world cups. The question is in the ikea book shelf who gets to put the trophies where, is there like priority . Even my mom when we firs got together is like i googled sue, are you really not that impressive any more. I was like i know, this is crazy. It is probably like percentage so like my little sliver of 20 and sue is going to take up the rest. Trevor i like that. , there is no lie that there has been pay disparity between people of different genderses and different races, in sports its interesting because people always go well oh, it is about income and it is about revenue, people dont go to the games as much, the womens games that is why they dont get paid t is not us t is the fans who are not going. How do you handle that dispute and how do you try and educate onlookers who are going well, megan, i dont know who is right and wrong in this. I understand what these owners are saying but i understand what you are saying, how do you handle that side of the arguments to win people over. I think in sports we often go to like what is your sal real estate and how many people are watching you or how many people in the stadium, but it really starts a lot before that. You have to think of it like a business that needs to be invested in. And you know, if the nba is getting a billion dollars investment, the wnba is getting even a hundred million of investment, one business is going to be more successful. If you spend more on your marketing person and branding person, your c. E. O. , all these people, the business is going to run better. So by the time we get to the game, weve been so underinvested in or at such a disadvantage the whl time, like its shocking that we have as much success as we do, or were as popular as we are. I think its like lets understand the entire picture before we just go the very last page and be like well, no one wants to come. Trevor i also love that you are request fight inspired other people weim and you talk about this in your book and you shared the story, your aunt told you that she fought for her pay when she saw you fighting for yours, what was that like and like what did she do in her world that changed everything. To know that she found herself in our fight, yeah t made me really emotional it was a really touching moment and i think thats probably the most rewarding and most important part out of our teams fight with the federation and the lawsuits and equal pay, it is like yeah, of course were doing it on our behalf but soon immigrants it we are is still privileged, make a lot of money and still superstarses of some kind. But for so many women out there, st my aunt in her job. St a Domestic Worker<\/a> or a restaurant worker, it is to do these things, even in our position it is difficult. So to know we have inspired or at least made people think down to every level it is the biggest win i think we could have. Trevor the title of your newly released memoir is one life, which is misleading because i feel like you lived many lives. You share so many inspiring, heartfelt and painful experiences from your journey, you tow, some of the stories that stick out for me, you know, the moment when you realize that your dad is a trump supporter and yourself and your twin sister who are both gay say hey, this breaks our heart and you have to deal with that with somebody that you love. Do you have any tips or tricks on how to mend the wounds between family members who have been ripped apart because of politics. I just try to keep talking. I still like obviously have this relationship, i love him and while its painful, of course, and it was painful to know that he would have voted for someone like that and supported him for a lot of years, i dont think he voted for him this area which im thankful for. But we cant just not talk to each other. I mean it is obviously a tough time for everyone right now, knowing what, 71 Million People<\/a> or something voted for someone who spews hatred and chaos and disaster. And we have approaching 250,000 people dead from covid and all of these things, to know that someone supports that, but clearly there is much more to it that i think we need to dig into and have more conversation with, just as family, as friends as a nation, as everybody. Trevor thank you for sharing. Your book truly truly truly is something that everybody should read. They will love you even more. You are going to have even more fans and you are probably tbing to have to build an extra interest ofee cabinet because of all of the awards the book is probably going to win as well. So tell sue to make some space for those extra trophies and congrats on the trophy, thank you so much for joining me, i appreciate you. Nah. Trevor megans memoir, one life, is available now, you definitely want to get it when we come back acting legend Forest Whitaker<\/a> is joining us on the show, stay welcome back to the daily social distancing show. Earlier today i spoke with oscar winning actor, producer and director Forrest Whitaker<\/a>. We talked about his legendary career and his brand new holiday film. Everywhere i have ever been, i felt out of place. This is the only place i have ever been where i finally felt like i belonged. Child with an imagination always belongs. Never be afraid. Z people cant see what you see. Always be afraid if you no longer see it. Trevor Forrest Whitaker<\/a>, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Its great to be with you, trevor, great. Trevor you have one of the most il us trus careers that anyone could ever, ever, ever dream of. I mean everything from star wars to black panther to practice toon, everyone has a Favorite Movie<\/a> and that Favorite Movie<\/a> probably has Forrest Whitaker<\/a> in it, i want to before which get into this, talking about your new move wree, do you have a Favorite Movie<\/a>. That i have done. Trevor that you have done, do you have your Favorite Movie<\/a>, that is my Favorite Movie<\/a>. I did like when i worked on it was a full performance for me, there i express myself as fully as i can as an artist. Wption other times it s i the imagine you can you might get in black panther or some of the history in the butler, they are all different. Trevor i feel like we are lucky because we get, now when you said last king of scotland the first thing i thought of was that you didnt convince me, some of those lines and the way you live in these characters. I sometimes wonder, are you able to just let the character go once you have lived in them for so long or do they live with you for a little bit after after the project. Sometimes it is takes awhile to get rid of a character, to shake it off. Kind of like doing that 24 7 for months at a time, the rhythms stick with you, and you have to fight to wash them off or clean them off. And then actually, you know what, trevor, sometimes you carry a little piece of that person, like as if you have been reincarnated again and you carry them with you, the way you say a line that came back from another life, the way you understand, sometimes i might work on a karen begin, im not a car person, all of a stud i know how to fix everything because of some part i played as a mechanic. Trevor that is hilarious, that is amazing. That is amazing, i feel like you should take more roles that teach you things that help you around the house. I need a role fixing fridges, people. Before we get into jingle sang el, i wanted to talk to you about plaque panther. I know chatting to ryan and lupita and everyone that was part of the team, the cast was like a family. You were doing something so special. You were creating something that reverberated around the world as a south african i still loved the film because of how you portrayed my people my country, my world, africans loved it, americans, everyone loved it because of the story behind the story. When chadwick passed i know that that just shook everyone. You were somebody who connected with every young actor in such a special way. What did he mean to you as a human being, not just as an actor. I think for people he aked as a beacon in being able to fulfill your hopes and dreamsk being able to reach the highest heights and to be able to contribute and give back. Not just with love but with understanding. I think that is a great gift that he was able to give us in the world i think he still does that in a way. A allowed us to believe in the possible. He rose to do certain great things and revealed as you say more things about his culture and about his connections. About his spirit. And revealed this in many different ways and parts he played. He was revealing different histories and understanding a lot of din people. I just add mired admired that he did that and felt it was a treasure in that way that he gave so many gifts to his work and himself. I loved how he lived his life. I also like how you did, i like how Forrest Whitaker<\/a> seamlessly moves between emotions. You have aked in some of the most powerful movie and roles that have shaped how we even see ourselves . The world. Jingle jangel is a departure, i feel like st the perfect move ye for this time, a christmas musixal. It has joy, a life spirit, tell me about this project and why you were drawn to it. I did like the themes which were really powerful, in your life and family, you can find yourself again and rise back up to suk sed and have life again and find joy, that was really great. And i think when the director had vision for this film and asked me to do it, i thought this would be a beautiful gift to the world and also for me, to get a chance to live in this kind of energy, this positive feeling. It was every day on the set it was really full of people enjoying themselves and doing everything they could. In the Little Corner<\/a> of the stage they would be writing a little phrase or something so people really cared so much. It was one of those amazing experiences. And the director, david, he had been trying to get the movie made for like 20 years. Sometimes just explaining its scene and being caught up in the set and all of a sudden started weeping, tears coming down his face, just like caught with him, because it meant so much, so it meant something to us, you know, the film and i think that you can see that joy in the movie, the movie is full of joy and hope and possibility and i think its necessary right now. I think its good for people right now because people have been feeling beat down by the pandemic, racial injustice, beat down by society sometimeses a a whole. And to have a film like this that tries to lift you up and make you believe that yes, you can fall but you can come back. You can rise back up and you can find your joy again, you know. I think the move c. E. O. Does that. And its fun, its funny. Its wild. A lot of different things. Full of joy, full of fun, its a place of hope and i really had a great time watching it. Thank you so much for joining me on the show. I know are you very busy. I appreciate you so much, thank you for everything that you have done and the roles that you played, and the way you played it. Thank you so much for being here. I really do appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Its great to see you. Take care. Dont forget, jingle jangle, a christmas journey will be available on Netflix November<\/a> 13th. We will take a quick break but we will be right back after thi trevor s that is our show for tonight but before we go, remember that thanks givek is coming up and in the era of corona, there are a lot of seniors who are home bowbd who are at greater risk than ever before because they dont know where their next meal is coming from. Luckily meals on wheels is out on the streets delivering meals to elderly americans every single day to help keep them safe and nourished in communities around the country. If you can help with this noble cause then please donate whatever you can at the link below. Until next week, stay safe out there, wear a mask and remember, if you dont have corona, dont forget to thanks your tape worm. Im eating your. Trevor so adorable. Now here it is your moment of glern. So this attempt by donald trump and those aligned with him to get those ballots thrown out and run to the Supreme Court<\/a> as they have indicated clearly that failed. They have refused to intervene. And ultimately now those ballots are going to be counted. Im going down to south park gonna have myself a time both Friendly Faces<\/a> everywhere humble folks without temptation im going down to south park gonna leave my woes behind ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor headin on up to south park gonna see if i cant unwind timmy, timmy, timmy, timmy timmy, timmy, lehbahla timmy come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine today on the maury povich show these poor, unfortunate people all have horrible disfigurements. And we wont believe how we exploit them for your amusement that sounds pretty good. [garbled speech] hey, kenny [garbled] thats awesome, kenny. Now, gosh darn it, fellas, my names not kenny. Kennys dead. Okay, notkenny. And im not gonna wear this coat anymore neither. I should be able to be you guys friend without wearing kennys old coat. Be quiet, notkenny, the maury povich freak show is on. Oh, all right then. Our next guest is a little girl who was born without a midsection. Please welcome damla jones. [applause] hello, maury. Ah, sick, dude youre a very brave little girl, and im very proud of you. Thank you. Can you tell the audience how miserable your life is . Ah, yes, it is. Ha ha, youre a cutie. Do the other kids at school sometimes make fun of you . Sometimes. Do people sometimes stare at you . Sometimes. Do they go, oh gross, what the hell is that thing . I dont know. Well, your mommy told us you like to listen to music. Yes . Well, guess what, damla, were gonna give you a 300 Gift Certificate<\/a> to cd world in torrance. All right, everyone, stay tuned, because next were gonna meet a woman whose head was smashed in on a logger. And were gonna give her a makeover this is terrible, dude. Maury povich parades these people on his show like carnival freaks. Then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick. Dude, one of us should make up some disease and get on the maury povich show so we can get a prize. Cool oh, yes thatd be awesome. Do you think theyll believe it . What disease should we say . Shh, be quiet, you guys. Hello, is this maury povich . Oh, well, who the hell are you . Oh. Well, im calling about your ad for freaks. Right, i mean people with disabilities. Yeah, i have a friend. He has a deformity. I think hed be perfect for your show. Great his condition . Ah, he has a condition called chinballalitis. Yes, his balls actually hang from his chin. [snickering] shut up, you guys. Yes, yes, of course, hes very upset about it. Yes, he cries all the time. Miserable, uhhuh. You wa really . What . Dude, they say theyll fly him out the day after tomorrow. 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