Wanted: Wedding date for mother in law who will 'wear white and escalate small dramas': Hilarious Craigslist ad offers $1,000 to suitor who can offer 'constant attention and supervision' Titled 'Wedding Date Wanted for Mother-in-Law,' the ad, which has since been removed, was posted on July 11 It was posted under the 'talent gigs' section of the Hudson Valley Craigslist Hello! I'm looking for a wedding date for my mother-in-law from Friday evening to Saturday evening for a wedding in Hudson Valley in August,' the ad reads The ad claimed that the 51-year-old mother-in-law needed 'constant attention and supervision' and the date's sole job would be to ''distract and de-escalate'