joining us in the next half hour. you like your name? john? that's a great name. >> it's fine. better than aliwicious. >> people probably spell it wrong a lot. >> ron marciano getting in on the name game. so you're robert, which is a nice sensitive name, but your parents thought about other names. >> kind of like john, it's okay. dad wanted alberto, you know, go with the hard core italian. it wasn't cool to be italian back then. >> but you would have been an alvin or bert. >> bonnie and gastone were taken for the hurricane season. >> a lot of people would call you gas. >> my parents said if you're a girl, you're kiran, which is a hindu name.