comedian. which one of the 400 stories would you like to hear? hey, guys. keep your [ bleep ] in your pants. >> terrible, terrible displays for those folks. the courage they displayed coming out and naming names and also dealing with those episodes, they are to be commended. >> other news tipping the scales, in morocco the remains of the earliest home sapiens were unearthed. >> i didn't know that pre human was a thing. although i can tell i have definitely gone on a few dates with some. >> coming out. >> in lovelock, nevada, after nine years in prison. >> congratulations to o.j. simpson on being the only one having a good year. he's free. >> in london, bad boy prince harry getting hitched, engaged to american actress meghan markle and ready to make party plans. >> it doesn't involve three models and a dozen bottles of vodka? >> yes. >> stay cool.