little buddy for you to meet. >> dave: it's a gremlin. >> bar dave: this is a real newfoundland cod fish. given the chance, this fish could've grown up to the height of 6 feet tall, weighing as much as 130 pounds. this fish won't grow any more than this because it's dead. [ laughter ] i do need you all to pucker up and give this fish a little kiss. excellent, fred, there we go. >> fred: on the lips? >> bar dave: you're best to go first and last. and by the jesus keep that tongue in your mouth. excellent. >> fred: did you name your fish valtrex? >> bar dave: i will now. >> anthony: you were just in a strip club. [ laughter ] where did you put that mouth? >> fred: tony, you can't catch it twice. [ laughter ] >> patron: oh, here me darling. >> bar dave: this is like an aphrodisiac for you too. okay! and we can't have a drink without having a toast, so please wait until everyone gets