show like this one? i like to get liquored up and throw axes at a target. hoping of course they don't bounce off and sink into my groin, or somebody else's groin. i hate when that happens. >> anthony: have you done this before? >> dave: i've thrown axes, i throw axes regularly. >> fred: i had a throwing axe board in the back of joe beef until i realized it wasn't really safe. >> anthony: try not to cut your own ear off. >> jack axe man: you want to draw back nice and slow over your head, lean right in. when your arm is straight out and it's parallel with the ground, that's when you release. >> anthony: that's when you release. >> jack axe man: that's it. >> fred: is there a william tell kind of story in newfoundland with a cod over the head and the father threw the axe? >> jack axe man: not yet, not yet. do it proud. go fred. >> anthony: watch your head there. >> dave: should i just go again? >> anthony: so far we kind of suck. this is not encouraging.