oh yeah. that's a rush, right? >> eric: it's like, uh -- >> anthony: the road to enlightenment, right there. >> eric: ah, now the massage. >> anthony: oh, and you might as well straighten out eric's neck while you're at it. >> eric: whoa! don't do that. ah! >> anthony: oops. that didn't sound good. so, you ready for the ass cleaner? he's coming, he'll be right over. same tools as the ear cleaner, by the way. as i explained to eric, a true artist must never stop learning. the japanese have a name for this principle and the intended pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment -- kaizen. [ teacher speaking chinese ] >> woman: today we will learn fish-flavored dish, ready the pork. >> anthony: so it was with this in mind, as well as the classic work of mr. rodney dangerfield, that i decided to go back to