it is tonight's edition of charlie sheen. greg? >> thank you, andy. all the hair on thy head, smarting in lingering pickle. >> poor worms that are infected. i purge you of your scum. i apologize for nothing. >> i pray your cat will out live you. let's welcome our guest. there she is, kenzie scofield. she is a writer and social media strategist. not sure what that is, but it is adorable. she is so adorable that my little pony owns a kenzie scofield lunch box. steven crower. he is like taxes. i do them once a year and hate every minute of it. and sitting next to me, the three-named vixen, mary katherine ham. she is so sharp that letter openers keep her on their desk. it is to open their letters. i know, it is driving me crazy.