talk about the past. i mean, i'm here now. john fain: are you now or have you ever been a communist? lee harvey oswald: i've never had a card. john fain: when you went to russia, your mother told the state department you were some sort of secret agent. are you? lee harvey oswald: a secret agent? john fain: are you involved with an intelligence agency? lee harvey oswald: you're fbi. john fain: yes. lee harvey oswald: and you don't know. [laughing]. secret service agent: oh, mrs. kennedy. uh, i'm sorry, the pool is closed.