>> not too proud. i will eat off the desk. did you bring these from home? >> i did bring these from home. >> so this is cheap bacon. >> costco, i get precooked bacon. you have to warm it up for 30 seconds. we go through an entire pack, 60 pieces in a week. >> you said something scary during the staff meeting. you said you eat bacon every day. >> i exaggerated. every other day. >> that's a lot of bacon. >> what? what's that? >> this is not a heart-healthy snack. be careful there. it is delicious. so good. here are fun items to think about. what about baconnaise, mayonnaise/bacon. a bacon martini. look at that. oh. that's a little -- >> a little limp. >> that bacon isn't excited. but i bet that drink is pretty good. >> uh-huh. >> this is my favorite, think about this. bacon floss. bacon-flavored floss. still getting your dental