was the ninth in line. >> until he is wedding day, alan must rely on letters to communicate with his fiancee. but before he opens his mail it must undergo a meticulous screening process. >> good morning, holman mail room. if it doesn't have dorm numbers, ais numbers, they can't have it. if it doesn't have a name on the return address, they can't have it. doesn't have a return address at all, they can't have it. they're not allowed to have any kind of nude pictures. pictures that are sexually explicit. that's not allowed. when i was going through the mail, i was looking at the envelope. and i notice it was like a big sticker. i've never seen one of those. it was kind of weird. i took the letter opener. peeled it up, and when i did, nude picture. i was like, okay, well, that's rejected.