malkin, where is he? [ applause ] looks like he's a basketball player. big guy. strong, tough. served as the other half of the two headed monster. they call it the two headed monster. that scored a combined total of 77 goals. way to go, fellows. great. that's fantastic. fantastic. phil kessel. where is phil? phil, come on, phil. come on. come on. get over here, phil. these guys don't want to be politicians. they shouldn't be. don't be a politician. [ applause ] phil led the team in assists although i hear his sister amanda may be the best hockey