false pretenses. i thought it was a project with faith and mcgraw showed up. so it was kind of like when mika shows up -- when mika doesn't show up and joe does, it's awful. >> we have that -- >> seriously -- >> -- too. we'll be showing next hour. >> jon, is your tour bus parked outside the studio right now or how does it work? >> basically, my fans, they get up early -- >> you have fans?! >> -- because they go to bed early. and we have a special handicap section for the parking for my bus. >> brought to you by milk of magnesia and bengay. >> you know, willy's jealousy about this, because he was a vanderbilt guy, is painful. >> willy just wants to live in nashville, let's be honest. >> that's the real story here. >> so jon, let's talk about the fourth of july. let's talk about where america stands on this birthday. mika and i have an ongoing