They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their High School Year books. They thought they were the [bleep]. But you knew no matter what like an sand l sketch it wasnt going to end well. For them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. What happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the wal tons. So lets start with the thief in dad, friday he finally acknowledged his seventh granddaughter with london roberts, this aftering avoiding her like she was kamala harris. For some reason it came in an exclusive statement to People Magazine making it their best scoop since they discovered the Love Child Hi with angela lansbury. She was a hell of an animal. But heres what he said to a doozy back in 2019. Mr. Vicepresident im wondering if you have a comment this report and court filing that your son hunter made you a grandfather again . No, thats a private matter i dont have a comment. And only you would ask that. Youre a good man, good man. Classy. Greg classy. Yeah, classy like denying a kids existens for four years. Keep in mind the bidens put up christmas stockings for their pets and not worn for this poor little brat. I mean that affectionately. Im sorry but the only class joe knows are the ones he lied about finishing at the top of. Joes been stealing other peoples material for so long, abe lincoln sent him a cease and sdichlt joes pen shanty for plagiarism started in lawsuit where he admitted to lifting tire passages, syracuse punished him by giving him an f and making him retake the class. Thats right. He was left back in law school. I didnt know that was possible. This would be the law school where joe says he finished in the top half. But it says he finished 76 out of 85. So apparently he sucks at math, too. Raises the question, what kind of dope would finish behind a doofus like joe . [laughter] greg unnecessary, but why not, its monday. Back in 1988 joes first president ial bid crateered when he claimed his ancestors worked in coal mine and came up and played football. Turns out they were ancestors of a different family, one if britain and football called soccer, a foot they leave to children and lady people. I didnt make the rules. No bidens ever worked in the coal mines although once joe did stay in a basement for three months, so maybe that counts. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg joe also claimed i have to his helicopter forced down by al qaeda sot at in iraq and arrested in civil rights demonstrations including trying to visit Nelson Mandela in jail. To be fair, he did Think Mandela was corn pop. All those claims turned out to be as genuine as joes teeth. Last week dr. Jill bidens exhusband Bill Stevenson went puck stating his brother frank threatened that if jill didnt get the house in their divorce, Stevenson Would face serious problems. But he hung on to the house and then was hit with tax charges in delaware, in delaware, a few months later. This would be the same frank biden who, by the way has been busted for dui, driving without a license and shoplifting dvds from a florida video shop. Let me guess it was god fathers 13. Then of course bidens other brother jim, part of the famous Business Team of jim and hunter. Hunters laptop the filthiest thing since charlie sheens toilet seat reveals that uncle jims always been part of the game. In 2018 as hunters dealings with the chinese oil became public, uncle jim was frantically texting hunter to call him and help him play out these deals. According to the Washington Post the Chinese Communist oil firm paid hunter and his uncle nearly five million in just over a year. I wonder what hunter did with all that money. Im sure he invested it wisely in stocks although according to his laptop pics this by had more pipes in his mouth than an indian chief. Native american. Of course uncle jim and hunter know about as much about oil as kat does about iron curls. And her family was arrested for dui driving without a license and Felony Shoplifting at nyc is that now some kind of family tradition. Hey, whos stealing the thanksgiving turkey this year, kids . Shes also been arrested for attacking police and resisting arrest. She looks adorable. Not to be outdone joe bidens own daughter ashley has a rap sheet for Drug Possession and attempting to interfere with cops while making an arrest in a brawl. And then theres hunter. This shows only an hour. So forget about that chinese oil deal with uncle jim or the burisma deal in which he had another oil company, ukrainian paid him millions for his non nonexpertise and forget months cows mayor sent him upwards of A Hundred Million over the years. Yeah, and trumps an agent of russia. Forget the drugs and prostitutes. Wow if i had a nickel every time i said that. But heres a guy who took up with his dead brothers exwife who he promptly cheated on, denied fathering a baby he knew was his and forced that babys mother to accept a few of his crap painting as Child Support when John Wayne Gacys art was far better. Even denied the kid use of his name, which given his familys history, may be the one break this kid has gotten. [cheers and applause] greg i wonder what joe thinks. No, no, no, look. Look, i know about this girl. I just lost track, thats all. Six, seven. I dont know much about hunters professional or private life. I mean, i run into his on a golf course every once in a while, thats about it. But, no, no, shes great. And i hope this kid comes to visit at the white house. Ill find her a job to do. You know, if i stumble getting off a plane, you know, maybe she could help out. You know, that will be her job. Visiting grandchild shell pick you up off the tarmac period greg lets welcome tonights guests. If youre afraid of crowds, spread out and get comfy at one of his shows. Actor, writer and comedian jamie lissow [cheers and applause] greg her Communication Skills give liberals the chills, Communications Director at never back down Packet Erin Perrine [cheers and applause] greg this ex cop did everything by the book. Unfortunately that book was, are you there god, its me margaret. Founder of the ops desk. Org paul mauro [cheers and applause] greg and, finally, shes like a zipper, people tend to notice her when shes down. Fox news contributor, kat timpf [cheers and applause] greg jamie, want to point out first that you and i will be performing together in reading pennsylvania on september 16th. You can go to ggutfeld, going to be me and you and nick and paul norton and joe mackey. Its going to be fun despite having you there. Which ironic to me is that hunters child wanted to be known as hunters child. But your children tell everyone that their dad is dead. I dont know if thats ironic, just something to point out to make me feel better. Jamie yeah. I think its always sad. You know, i all the joe lies youre going through, dont you think biden didnt count on verification by google . Like, do you know what i mean . Like google put a lot of [bleep] out of business. You could say whatever you wanted back then. I did a deep dive on this on hunter, isnt it fun when youre reading about hunter, they said the mom of the child was a dancer . Greg right jamie isnt it fun when you read something about hunter and it says the mom is a dancer, you dont go, oh, ballet . Its for sure a stripper. Ironically her Finishing Move was the nutcracker. [cheers and applause] greg see, with your jokes theres always this urge to step in, you know, in the middle of it but it takes forever because its always worth it. Jamie oh, thank you. Thank you sort of. [laughter] jamie i mean, i was thinking about, this is the president he calls seven, well six or seven grandchildren, he says he calls his grandchildren every day, i was thinking hes got time for that, man, because theyre all going to voice mail. Quicker. Greg i dont interrupt. Erin why do you think he decided to acknowledge the grand child . Anything to do with polling . Erin certainly speculation, not a good look, he built this political ideology and people believed hes this great family man, this great grandfather and then hes got this secret seventh child hell never acknowledge but really they hit the trifecta on a political news dump, a friday afternoon in the summer and hes headed out for a beach vacation. Hes not going to have to take questions on this for ten days while hes gone. So this was just them yet again trying to sweep this under the rug. Im sure the polling doesnt look good when you have a denied a grandchild for four years. Cant imagine anyones super supportive on that. Greg yeah, going to the beach while you let that kid swelter in some ungodly basement. I made all that up we dont know if thats true but i look i can to think that. Paul, monologue was pretty vong tonight i felt. Paul i thought so. Greg yeah. We found out today joe was in on all those phone calls with his son and they claim, people say theyre only talking about the weather when he would bring his dad into the phone calls. What do you make of that . When you were a cop and you were in meetings, did other Police Officers ever go, hold on, can my dad come in and talk to you . Paul yeah, let me call my dad. Were negotiating a plea, dad are you free. Greg yeah. The commissioner is really mad at me dad. Paul he killed his whole family buried them in the backyard but maybe you can talk to this guy. 20 times no less . First of all devon archer didnt kill himself, okay, lets get to that now, because he buried them. Everybody saying they need a witness who can say they were there and he point blank witnessed it. Lets cut to the bottom. Joe biden, our president , has a real estate portfolio roughly equivalent to the British Royal family and hes been a career civil servient. And you have to say to yourself how dos that happen and then you say why does that matter to us aside from the integrity issues and everything else. You have the burisma thats ukraine, he comes back from ukraine, he says im going to go after the prosecutor and gets the prosecutor fired. Hundred Million Dollars coming from the mayors wife in moscow, that oligarch never sanctioned. Right . The chinese situation, the oil thing. When you say to yourself, i dont understand why cant we be a little tougher on china, theres your answer. And thats why it matters. Not because of the money and everything else, sure that matters. But what really matters is were all getting screwed because hes supposed to be looking out for us and that isnt our policy thats his policy, thats his familys policy. Thats the problem. Greg and, to your point, who did they keep saying was russia, russia, russia, was trump, and here they have a hundred Million Dollars from the spouse of a mayor . Paul and where did it go on the laptop hes always crying poverty. You can buy a lot of track with not that i would know. Erin hes trying to renegotiate his payments for Child Support now as well. Greg yeah you have to bury that you cant brag about that money if you want to take it from your kid. So kat, paul makes a good point about how how a Civil Servant will end up richer than all of us will ever be as a Civil Servant and the whole point was using that to get rich. Arent you mad . Kat yes. Always. Well, thats like a huge part of the government. I mean, same thing with want me to list everybodys name in the government, we dont have time for that. But the grandchild thing, look, i would never deny any of my grandchildren no matter how much they suck, because you cant thats not something you can do. And also, the grandkids whose parents are addicts, a lot of times the grandparents take care of them. I know this because i watch a lot of intervention and a lot of those grandparents have a lot fewer resources than the leader of the free world. So i just dont understand why it took so long because i dont know how you wouldnt care, but lets say you dont. If youve been in politics this long shouldnt you be better at pretending to care by now . Greg thats true. Youre like the mr. Olympia of being phoney. Your muscles for lying must be massive kat yes, just pretend at least but couldnt be bothered to do that. Greg i would definitely recognize my grandchildren but not the children. Just skip em. [laughter] greg just deny but then recognize the grandchildren just to pissoff the rotten kids that i have. That ive yet to have. Still deciding. Not sure. All right, before we go, as i mentioned ive got a few extra friends and Guest Comedians on my next stop including sha lieu, list ow, morton mackey depaul 0. This is like an all star. Sent 16th Reading Pa go to ggutfeld. Com for ticket info. 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San francisco officials filed a Complaint Against can exert and investigating this big bright x sign to the roof which used to be the social media companys headquarters in downtown for a possible permit violation. What does the x mean . No its not marking the only spot in town that hasnt been pooped on, yet. Its part of elon musks rebranding of twitter to the new company x. Its like new coke for people too young to remember new coke. What is that . I bought it. People had stopped installation last monday, but the sign still popped up by friday. And evidently the glare from the x was distracting to residents who were only trying to defecate in the street. Of course, Police Stopped it because if theres anything police have in San Francisco, its a lot of free time. And this morning the sign was taken down. But maybe authorities shouldnt be focused on more pressing issues like, you know, maybe the homeless. You know its bad when people in tents are reporting home invasions. Of course, theres the crime, even murderers are moving out because they dont feel safe. Poor guys. Homicides are up 23 from last year. Theyre actually running low on potential victims. Robberies are up 13 . Hard to believe theres anything left to steal. And auto theft is up 10. 5 . But instead, san fran targets elons sign. Officials say replacing or installing a giant one on top requires a permit, ironically something that doesnt require a permit . Taking a dump on the sidewalk. No wonder theyre doing it. Paul, youre a Law Enforcement dude. Paul rumor has it. Greg yes. Is this like just not ever going to turn around . Is it hopeless . I mean, you were here for youre in your almost early 70s. They didnt even laugh, paul. Paul thanks a lot folks. Greg that was amazing. They thought that i was telling the truth. Paul yeah, they did. Greg but you were here when giuliani turned things around. Is that possible . Paul no, it is a not possible. I dont know what happens in San Francisco. The bigger problem here is that all of the major cities around the country which are dem run look at this and say hey that looks like a good idea following the exact same policy. Philadelphia, new yorks getting there, memphis, baltimore, chicago, you can go on. And theyre all following the same path. And, you know, when you see cities prioritizing taking down letters off the top of a building when the Crime Numbers are what you saw there, you know, obviously its not going to end well. Heres the real problem. We need musk, and im afraid hes sliding into the a business. We dont need him rebranding. First of all you cant say i xed that at you. What was wrong with tweet . What is he changing that for . Heres why. We need him to hold the line on social media and we need him to kick zuckerbergs ass. Greg yeah. So someone was pointing this out to me. That, okay, when you pronounce x when its in the front of something, president xi. Xi. Greg so if you werent on twitter it would be called yeah, in shanghai. I dont think that applies here. [bleep] greg come on, how many people tweet on the toilet. So, kat, obviously i went there kat so glad you did. Greg yeah. You know the one thing though. What people dont realize is tha