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This week, a truck spills covered in arkansas highway in nachohigh cheese. Too bad this didnt happenfornia in california. They could have called chip s. All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh shout out to Eric Estradajo and john wilcox. O h pot. I know that Singer Lizzosow is is being sued for harassing her plus size backup dancers eao allege she pressured into eating bananas protruding from stripper protruds. Yeah, its a shocking allegationit that any of them were eating fruit. Yeah. The complaint also says was o was reinforcing the worst stereotypes about the plus size dancers when she should have st the stage. Ng the chairwoman of the Somali Athletics Federation is under fire after. Her unqualified niece lost a 100 meter dash by, 10 seconds. Shes also under because its somalia. Thats how you tell a joke during an episode of the view. If you goldberg detailed the challenges of having in a pool. Meanwhile, her ex, ted danson, g said the relationship was a challenge trying to avoid pool. Still, she says she prefersox pools over in the ocean becaus ae doesnt need to worry about anybody throwing harpoons. Oh, you know, thats too far. Yeah, thats true. I disown that. But keep tha joke in because its good. Dw dwarves in the Film Industry are complaining about Hugh Grant Being Cast as an uncle loompa in the upcomingarmus we y wonka specifically that cgi has been used to enlarge grantsin head. In fairness, hes more famous for getting a little head. Ill never forgetversar the anniversarys coming up. Never forgety up. After spending more than 14 grand for a custom made colby costume, a man in japan transformed himself into a dog to celebrate his achievement, he drank some champagne out ofce a toilet. And he says the best part g is that nowcks hi no one cares what he licks his ows n. A 33 year old woman broke the Guinness World record for the worlds largesr tht mouth,hc which prompted a special phone call from bill clintonal. The benefits of a mature audience. Finally, a recently conducted survey hady re asked people what makes the perfect sandwich . And the only correct answer is a woman who its a compliment all right to the news trumps Support Enlargesarge after more bogus charges and the support trump is has obama sweating yet . After another round of indictments for everything from obstructing proceedings to removing the tags from mattressesctor. Se trumps numbers just continue to rise. The more indictments and witcht hunts, the greater his chances of winning the republican nomination for chance presiden. A grammy, an oscar and an emmy and ultimately the White Houseis in 2024. Ive done the math. If he gets invited 2024. , indica one more time, hell be more popular than barbir e. And its not just me saying. Te although that would be enough reason to believe it. Even Barack Obamli a is scared that donald trump could win another term. And usually the only thatng tha scares barack is michellt e. In late june, obama reportedly had a private Luncma Reporh wit which is rare. Joe usually only eats lunch with a nursee usuall or people who wantib to bribe him. Apparently, obama was pretty shaken up, telling old joe he pos concerned trumps political strengths, his loyal following and a trump friendlyl media ecosystem. Joe was so alarmed there werefeo few moments where he actuallynt seemed to recognize obamseema, and obama said trump could be a more formidable candidate thanl Many Democrats realize. He then said he had to get home before michell many de notices hes gon e. Ot the then you got the polls showing no sign of pig the trump support waning. Even mayor pete cant slow down this train. The latest New York Timesst Siena College poll shows trump widening lead over ron desantis. Ron is so distraught hes thinking of settingntis to marthas vineyard. 54 to 70 among likely republican primary voters. No one else even comes close. But thats only because ecause. Uly hasnt announced too o, no, no. Too many skeletons in this closet. Closet. S. Ry on skeleton and the cherry on top ofs trumps best week. That Divine Archer hearing detailing the biden family corruption. Remember that old thing . It happened five days ago. But time flies when the democrats are Indicting Oveir only challenger over speech. Yeah, talk about timing. Its about as coincidental as ea dog sniffing hunters luggage and as joe points out, trumps first impeachment should be Vacatediffing H because the s violated the rules by not allowing republicans to call their witnesses, which may have included dvon archer not to mention the fact thatac trump was proven right on that perfect phone call. Prov perfectso all this spells best week ever. The only thing that coulevd it better is a sale on selftanner and anothetor two oranner three indictmentcos. Pete, your mullet looks great. Thank you. Re well tannedk you. Youre. I love your boots and your Little Pocket square. Everything about you is a critique. Yes, they should vacate the first impeachment. I know they wont, but it seems like there is grounds forw it. It certainly does. You talked about the phone theyl call. The phone call was about. Shouldnt you look into this biden guy . Shbiden. These deals that theyre doing over there. Remember, Trump Wa Pete Yas talg about . Remember when you started saying, wheres hunter . Yeah. I mean, that was early on. I i dont want to care. Wheres hunter . Yeah. And no one knew who hunter was. Yes. Oh, whos. . But he knew. I mean, inside it was an ope nshingt secret. Inside washington, d. C. This is a dirty double dealingol family. Right . And they and they found they stumbled their way into them because Obama Choseir in South Carolina and then he became their candidate. They did a bunch of deals when. They think he wouldnt be a candidate and now theyre stuck with him. Yeah, and when it comesen to trump, though, what was the investigation . Its all eyee would a s impeact indictment. Wait until, they imprison them. C wait. If you think his poll numbers are high now, try that. Thats wheretmto wait n him. Is o on that . Inevitably. Yeah. So it is a it is a good for trump for all the wrong reasons. Yeah, its true. We could talk about Thewe C Greatest Finale of any movie ever. Dagooul n, the president getslected elected in jail and they, have to come in. They have to come in and unlock and they and he goes, i pardon myself. Poppy goes, what do you think . Yn he clearly, like the more his adversaries, his enemies, even his competitors go after him, the tougher and the stronger hes getting. Its like cosmicallycall theyre pumping him full ofg hi peptides and Human Growth Hormone and mountainfo. Yeah. All at the same time. Mm. Thin and i just think about if this old adage you just wrote this book show dont tel l for this man to march again into a courthouse and hold his head, i high with fortitude and really rally not just the people who support him, but his family. Yeah. And thats more than his republican competitors are alike in the face of w adversity. I will be really fiercee lik when i have to face our enemies that doesnt. Hat saying that Means Nothing thing. It says at all. Right. And again, at least one of the republican nominees has never stood up to hama nominees, yeah, youre talking about that because hes a vegetarian, of course. So he is, you know, cat saidlike once before and i like quoting myself. I know you do. Ye mysels. This election is a between trump and biden. Its trump versus the entire political establishment, the machine that fixes everything from indictments to impeachments to elections. What saye politi you . I think you might the same poll that you cited with trump and desantis, to me, the thing that stood out the most that in a head to head between trump and desantis, trump got 2 , even quote among voters who believe he has committedhe i serious federal crime. Yess serious. Till b which is stiligl bigger than the 17 desantis gets overall. Right. So they overallld prefer a crie trump saying for months that desantis not going to happen. Everyone keeps trying to make him happen. Hes like je b to point out. Mmhmm. And thats exactly whats happening here. 0. People want him to be a thing hes not going to do. Hes not. It, though, because hes a Grea A Thingt governor, and i tk he got too involved in the culture war stuff, man. Yeah, i think people, you know, the economys an issue, stuff like that. He got weirdly obsessed with the disney thing. Stt. E public got on tha yeah, i. G ha ha ha. Next up, trans attacks. No kidding. No, youre not. Ha ha ha. H oh, tyrus. What make of this week . Its a its a bittersweet week. I think. Joe rogan, whos not. Who would never be, i would saym frameded, as a trumper. Yeah. Talked about the. How shocked he is at whatstalkd going on and how its making a people support trump that normally wouldnt. And thats the thing is the the Mainstream Media wants us to all think that these huge numbers are coming from his base, but its not. Its coming from people who relate. Mmhmm. Who see this who are tired of this. Because whether you like him or not, hes changed things. Hes. Its transparent now. Now, whet hesn we make jokesneo about you buy one of hunters horrible paintings, and if you buy enough of them, eventually you or one of your kids who never amount to nothing will get a job, evenu the white house and ambassador or whatever. Like, thats how it worked. And that wasalone of y thing microcosm. Thats how all the things worked with china, ukraine, romania. Its same thing you buy. Ke you give him a big salary, t he tells me who paidhatd that g i will influence or give you jobs for you. Thats thats how the whole teaid, andence and works. Hole s trump didnt do that because he came out saying, i dont need your money. I remember wheys because n you triedt nee to give me money. You tried to give me money. You still owe me money. Triey to. Mon so and so he changed things. So werege seein thingg theyree so hyped over him that are theyre literally journalistset on the street corners, Liken Ge Waiting for a trump card to go by. Yeah, they can get a look at it. A looki mean, its literally l what its come down to in all that is all that is doinite g is galvanizing everyday people who normally dont care or like thisple who don is out. There was an opportunity in this for the president to be a Presidenwas Oppot if he was tl concerned about the american peoply out e and keepig democracy. You have the trial after the election. Whats you ter the whats it going to make . Yeah, and if it came out of joe bidens mouth. But the problem is its not about getting him convict because theyre going to get one. Thats why theres so many. The one the two im concerned with is the one in georgia and the one in new york, theyse e theyre theyre not nof federal. Yeah. So you cant pardon those ones. Sothost they couldederal. Be pardoned. But there was an opportunity for him to say let the people decide. Bu othet he if were not talkingknw about this all his Laundryt Taln with hunter is all out in thery street and we all see it now. And all wllowed ie confirmed. Its like devon archer testimony indictment. Ey are n yeah, a plea deal falls apart indictment. I mean nobody will shy theyre nohidingt even hiding ie all right, weve got to move on. 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