Control and of course, your favorite, fan mail. Of course first, one of our favorite segments, we get to talk about all of the funny stories. Heres a look back at some of the best. Research shows dudes are forming tight bonds with one another, having a heartfelt conversation and expressing their feelings like never be before. Greg i feel like im going to shut up, this is so fake. And guys dont say that to each other unless they are so wasted. To that point, this is something and i think we have discussed this before but it is irritating when you watch your partner to get information from their guy friends so they are going out and they come back and they have nothing to say. What about his divorce . I dont know anything. Yeah. Are you crying . No, i was laughing. I love crying. Im crying all over, man. Greg, kissed me. Greg you have the most portable phase. Some schools in canada are bringing up mandatory cursive writing. I want everybody at the table to please write out the five. Jeanine the five . Turn it over. [laughter] robert louis. That is pretty good. Nice penmanship. What were you sick thinking the exercise was about, Exclamation Point . Greg i was going to write something dirty about you. I think we are all old enough to have one this contest that is a closed look at my f. Her teeth does not work. Taylor swifts concert should be an unforgettable night for devoted swifties but unfortunately some, remember it all too well. Numerous fans report experiencing post concert and they should. It is a rare phenomenon where an excessive surge of excitement renders them unable to recollect specific details of the concert. Have you had that happen to you, greg . Greg yes. Have you ever been so ecstatic that you forget where you are . It happens every time i run into larry kudlow and the law. Especially when he is shirtless. Jeanine yes, okay. Dana i was interested in this because i dont understand how that could happen. Thankfully, i have a pretty good memory. I live in fear that im going to lose it. I imagine paying that much for a ticket in the not remembering it. That will be careful. Jeanine a lot of these kids, 3,000 for the ticket. So excited. They are like in a state of shock. If they wanted to give me a ticket, i will remember. American couples are getting a slim divorce. I dont snore, so that is not a problem. She steals covers. I still have back, so we are even. She is making me put my alarm in the bathroom and then she does not like the bathroom area, door opens. She makes me go and then i cant hear it because the doors cl closed. And you just put it and that is too loud. So that is a real issue with the marriage right now. Jeanine if you let her have the covers, maybe you wouldnt have to deal with that. Theres plenty of covers to win around, judge. Greg there is. Jesse i knew there was someone in there. Dana it is the foam and can you turn that off . And if you are scrolling through instagram and it starts playing horrible music. That has happened once. I got a French Bulldog. That snores like a rest home of carnival crowns. It is just like i mean, the noises that come out of a French Bulldog or straight out of a warner bros. Cartoon. It is like [laughter] people know this if you have one. You will hear this insane noise and you dont even know what orifice it is coming from. They can now add org into their summer road trip list. As they will be ending its 72year ban on selfservice gasoline. That lives good old new jersey is the State Of The Union that requires gate waiting on a Gas Station Attendants to do the job. Some people who love new jersey. You love having your pump . Im perfectly comfortable with new jersey keeping this policy. I love having a little chat when we are getting our car filled up. Greg i think it is great to pump your own gas. It makes you feel like you know something about cars. You get up there. You feel good twisting the cap off and then you pull the lever and you light up a cigarette. [laughter] and you take it in. Sometimes i will just be smoking and just filling up a car and then i just when im done, i just toss the cigarette, hop in the car and off i go. Jesse, you should love selfservice because you get to get out and it is a chance for people to recognize you. Country you know what i do. When i do it jesse you know what i do. When i do it myself, i stand with my back and i have the reverse grip. I look out. [laughter] i just look out. He cant see it there. Greg do you ever offered to pay for peoples gas . Jesse do you . Greg all the time. Jesse you are live. Getting rid of stuff and she has given up on tidying up after the birth of her third child. My home is messy. The way im spending my time is the right way for me at this time and this stage of my life. Im kind of a fan. About the work. I liked it. I love to clean a closet. Im in quite a mood right now. I will give It Everything i have in my house. I am really good. I have no sentimentality at all. It is out of here. I will take a picture of it for you. You can look at it later but i think what happened is she is such a perfectionist that at some point, perfectionists have to figure out a way to let some of there and now she has a third child. It sounds like she maybe had either a friend talk to her or a therapist talked to her and she is like, it is okay for me to allow my house to be a little bit messy and good for her because that sparks joy in a different way. Jeanine i did it is great. You make a decision to have three children, that is very much a fulltime job and a half. I would be i would be taking care of the kids and trying to be as neat as you can. Let me tell you how many books she has sold. If she wants to hire help, she will have plenty of money to do that. Jesse what men are really good at is focusing on one thing at a time. Jeanine that is why. Greg your hands . Jesse and then we move. Once we are in that zone, we are all in. We cant be doing [laughter] talking about it around the house. Jeanine every woman juggles a lot of that. You are working the background and you are cooking dinner. The dogs wanted to go outside. Then. Then you or think about what youre going to do in the morning and then you have the laundry going and now you know the laundry has stopped and you get it i mean, give me a break . Do you agree with jesse . Jeanine no, this guy is 88. He is a guy. This is from a man. The Wall Street Journal has an article on whether pop callers are cool . If you think about it, the jacket that you wear, the overcoat or the rain slicker, you can pop at that and it still looks good. So what is wrong with apollo. Greg there are only three people that can pop a color. James dean, fonzie, and dracula. You are not fonzie, you are not james dean. You are almost a vampire because you saw, the blood out of every issue. Jeanine and you left out elvis. You, i think it is pretentious. Jesse okay you think it is pretentious. [laughter] greg she died her poodle pink . Jeanine at least i did not up a collar. Jessica i think jesse pulls it off well. [laughter] is it cute to wear a collar . No. [laughter] dana so much more to. Up next, our favorite debates at the office. Stay with us. My names dan and i live here in san antonio, texas. My wife magda and i have been married for 39 years. About three or four years ago, i wasnt feeling as if i was as sharp as i used to be. I wanted to try something that was overthecounter. I saw the prevagen commercials. After a short amount of time taking prevagen, i started noticing a difference that im remembering this, im remembering that. I stopped taking prevagen and i found myself slacking back so i jumped right back on it. I feel as if its brought me back to the good ol days. Prevagen. At stores everywhere without a prescription. 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Jesse half of recent College Grads say they are not mentally and emotional prepared f for a nine to five job. Judge, you know how you get prepared for a 9 00 to 5 00 job . You start a 9 00 to 5 00 job. Jeanine remembered the safe spaces . They should have to find another job until they get to the park where they understand to eat yu have to work . I think they should have to work 2 00 a. M. To more than 1300 New York Times employees are returning to the office. They expressed their distaste after the times gave employees branded lunchboxes as a return to office park. Was that in the lunchboxes . I think if i was with the new terms and they sent me a lunch box. I would be like, you are not getting the points. Thousand employees writing comments saying inflation is killing them. You can put that in the front page. Another problem is the open plan office. People are going crazy because they cant stand listening to all of their colleagues conversations and the noises and everything in there please go back and forth. They will do individual offices and go to open plan. Bloomberg, he said he was going to make the west wing open plan. Greg can you imagine a Plumber Working From Home . You need like a zoom snake to go into your toilet or maybe people would have to come to you with your clogged plumbing and carry your toilet to the plumber. That would not work. No, wouldnt. Tran14 covid to people that they could run around in their pajamas and go to the supermarkets and airports in their pajamas and i cannot really stomach another zoom, you know, zoom here, assume there. It does not get the work done in the right way. I just dont agree with it. I just dont. Your work is very smart and collaborative. You agree with martha . Greg she hates where home employees. But i agree with the judge, if you dont want to come back, out. A lot of people are happy to be back in the office until your annoying coworkers gets on your nerves. Greg the human brain is amazing. When you work among the sounds of work, it is great. When people are talked about stuff, it is a good buzz but then when people are talked about their plans for the weekend because you start to go, why are these people does what are these people doing to me . The biggest offenders are not just a stack. They people. Who is more annoying. Jesse or this kid who can do this on his desk . Watch him here. So [laughter] my staff is more annoying than that. Jessica do you do you want to equip dead end job but still get paid . Greg i would fire you in a second. If you were quietly quitting, i would and quietly fire you. Jesse i put in my eight hours. I just did the right amount. And im happy. Im home on time. Im with, fam. Im not stressed out. Im not going gray. Greg covid could have changed everybodys mentality. Although i would rather break than spend time with my family. [laughter] the five. Jesse what if Work Life Balance is a good thing . What is being a workaholic is not what it is all cracked up to be, dana . Greg it does not really take much to pretend you are a gogetter. People have this idea that you have to work hard. You dont. You just show up. You get your nice little hair and your time. You show up on time. Jesse i just got here. I was doing errands all day. Jessica people do need to work and part of what is going on here as baby boomers make a ton of money. But they also did not retire. The normal chain of command is not happening. So right. And so a lot of people and im not saying there are not issues with wanting to avert a full week. I get it. Millennials and gen zs have different ideas in terms of, you know. Greg judge just flipped me off. Jessica something was happening and i was trying to go along. Baby boomers involved. I think the best way for colleagues to bond and to develop friendships is if they have success at work. So if theres a goal that the company is trying to reach and everyone works together to get there and you when the business or even finish the job or you win the case, and then you go out and you party afterwards, that is when you bond. Greg and then you dont talk about it. Jeanine we dont want to go out and have to discuss things about work. The whole point of going out, with people that you work with is not to discuss work. Is to find maybe a Common Ground in your social life and to have fun and laugh and see them in a different life and actually we did that last night for the five. And i hear you were dancing all night, harold. Harold if i could stay up all night, probably would. Jens years are staking taking a stance against after were drinks. The New York Post talking to workers in their 20s who refused to socialize on healthy work life boundaries. Dana one of the great ways to enhance your possible Career Attainment is to socialize a little bit with people that you work with because you never know what you might be thought of for the next opportunity. And then the other thing is you should figure out a way to maybe you could beat somebody at the office. Two and five employees will sniffle and cough around the office just to prove to their coworkers that they are actually another weather instead of just taking a sick day. Have you done that recently . Jeanine no, but i will tell you what, they do it. Does that mean i did it . They do it to prove to the people they really are sick. You dont want people to think you are just lazy and say, oh, eat candy, dark chocolate. Greg the sixth day is what they call getting your botox. Because your face is swollen. You cant come in. You get botox . Greg with this beautiful face . I would not touch this. Dana up next, highlights from some of our favorite moments on the climate crus crusaders. 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