Youre watching Gazoomba Gate week 21. The resurrection. Greg oh, yeah, man. This is awesome. You thought this saga and the sags was over. Sorry. Gazoomba gate is back the coverage of a teacher so busty he needed three mirrors to see his own feet. When this largeboobed creature laid down people thought a camera died. Mushrooms started growing in their shade. Heres a trip down mammary lane. She, was once a he, began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. The school board still stands behind the teacher. No other choice. In the unlikely event of a water emergency landing, your shop teacher can be used as a low station device. The shop teacher was recently pictured in all her immense boobry skydiving. This story is getting bigger and bouncier. I may go to my grave never knowing The Real Story Behind Those Titanic [bleep]. I would rather die seeking the truth than live in the shadows. He is gorgeous over time. So kayla, kaylas back, but not the old kayla we came to know and love its a new one. A male one. Uhhuh. You know what im thinking. The old one, the real one, is back. And so the students at Nora Francis Henderson secondary school until hammonton ontario, can you get a longer name, please . They just got their first lesson in gender idiocy taught by the man himself carrie luke. And the lessen is this. In order to expose bad ideas like gender belief, sometimes you have to amplify them to the point of absurdity. Last week tyrus reported the canadian teacher, aka kcup had transferred schools. Well, today was the start of The New School year at kaylas new school, he arrived, he arrived with a Police Escort and without the gigantic prosthetic. He also donned a 5 00 oclock shadow. But despite this, the media still keeps calling him a her. A she. But we wont. A 5 00 oclock shadow at 8 00 in the morning . Youre not getting that from a chick unless youre having breakfast with joy bahar. Yeah, always the kill consider. So despite kaylas denials all the signs point to the fact that kayla was always a maam man named carrie later on and we knew that when we heard he could parallel park. A sexist would say greg yeah. But we always knew there was something more to this than a case of gigantic mastia. I had that once but not there. The New York Times got pugh itsers for being dead wrong on the Russia Collusion hoax and we nailed this story from the getgo and kept on it for a year and i dont even get an nbr tote bag. But i hate to say i told you. Actually i love saying i told you so my new favorite thing to say after im here for my prostate exam. Because if ive been right this is the greatest punk since i promised the staff a christmas bonus. I gave them all copies of kill meade last book. As you know, ive been watching this teacher closely with a lot of skepticism and hand cream. Dont judge. Mean while canadian government was too stupid and terrified by the progressives to notice the obvious that carrie was running a long con on everybody. This was one prank that wasnt a bust. So whats his point . Or should i say points . Possibly to show just how ridiculous pronouns and gender, as belief ideology, have become. Have you noticed, by the way, that an obsession with jumping between genders isnt quite as prominent in the rest of the world. You know, where people worry more about staying alive . I mean, lots of countries kayla would be ridiculed for making children hopeful that theyd get milk. Its not even prominent in most of canada. Theyve got real problems, like the creepiest Prime Minister on earth. Once again, i want you to look closely at that picture. Its not just the black face thats disturbing. Whats with the tongue on his right, your left. [crowd groans]. Greg whose tongue does that belong to . Could it be carries . As In Carrie The Teacher not john kerry. The fact is the interest in transitioning up there is as common as a full set of teeth on a goalie. And in america, same here, the only people interested are the dumb, the easily scared, the easily tricked and as lessent suckers for attention as well as their virtually signaling parents and hollywood the land of virtue Virtue Signaling excuse me. Nothing waning self worth like access rising yourself with children you pumped with hormones and beliefs. So your agents not calling you anymore . The seasons big Charity Events are going on without snub buy your 8yearold son a lowcut dress and a pair of [bleep]. Yeah, now do i know this is lemieuxs snippety i dont. Neither version will call us back. I feel like im in high school again trying to get a prom date. He wont pick up. And its possible that his new school actually had laid down the law and told him he had to leave the fake body parts behind. But whatever his motivation, his disappearing Inflatable Boops showed the world how many real boobs there are in government and in schools. This might have been greatest ongoing parody since the biden presidency. [cheers and applause] period greg lets welcome tonights guests she was my fixation when she hosted alternative nation. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy [cheers and applause] greg he made his bones killing terrorists with drones, Fox News ContributorBrett Velicovich [cheers and applause]. Greg shes like a cool fall day, slightly chilly and covered in dead leaves and frost. New york times best selling author and Fox News Contributor kat timpf [cheers and applause] greg and finally, the earth i dont remember bits him. New york times best selling author, comedian, former nwa World Champion tyrus [cheers and applause] greg kennedy, i dont think the world revolves around me, but is it possible, is it possible that this guy was doing this all for me . [laughter] greg if you think about it. If you think about it, this has been going on kat oh, wow. So many things make so much sense. Greg im serious, im not joking. Tyrus im actually good with it kat exactly. Greg what do you say young lady . Kennedy i mean, sure, absolutely. Yes. This was all a very cleverly executed ruse to make you feel a little buzzy where your bathing suit covers. Perhaps that was the point of the whole thing. And guess what, kudos to kayla because it worked. But this person, and i dont know which pronoun to use at this point. Greg its a he, always been a he. Kennedy i dont know what to make it, but this person told the New York Post, which is owned by our parent company, thank you New York Post, that they were intersects not transgender and spoke of that condition you spoke of, this is completely real and because of that this Circus Freakdom was a condition that rendered it a victim and wanted people to believe that so became enconed in this very intricate lie that was all absolute garbage which just speaks to an untreated Mental Illness. Or a sociopathy that means this person should not be around children or in school. Greg this brings up an interesting and it always comes up and i always forget about it. Brett what if its not a long con but is a Mental Illness. I still say long con but kennedy believes its a Mental Illness. Brett i believe it could be both but this topic makes me extremely uncomfortable every time imarea here. Greg have you ever done this. Brett last time i was here we had the same exact topic. I dont know if you think im a Subject Expert on trans or whats the deal kat no, its just that the topic comes up a lot. Greg yes. Brett what bothers me the most about this Mental Illness or not, long con or not, is that, you know, the Educational Department at this school is putting this individuals needs over that of the children. Greg right. Brett so what are we even doing . It makes no sense. Its absurd. There probably is a Mental Illness here but at the same time, you know, this person was adamantly claiming before that this chest, whatever, you know, was real, and theyre a proven liar because there are photos that showed they were, in fact, real, when they photographed this a while back before. So like why would you want this person dealing with our children . A proven liar, forget about the trans stuff for a second. Kennedy what happens when theres a bomb threat . Do they have to shelter shut down the school and shelter in place every time someone calls in a bomb sfleet youre using logic in this story. And brett, youre only on here because brett is nonbinary. And i didnt ask. Brett i didnt ask. Greg youre a good looking man but youre a better looking lesbian. That was terrible. Kat, are you hoping that this is the final chapter in what has been an extraordinary and emotionally moving story . Kat we were hoping it was the final chapter when you werent here last week. Thats why tyrus covered it, we were like were going to take it from him. Greg yes, i knew thats the strategy you were doing kat because i said so out loud on the show. Tyrus you went so far kat i did. I said im so glad were doing this so we never have to do it again. Because we just did a segment whereas gutfeld would probably do a whole monologue about it and i would have to sit here and try to think of something new to say. Youve been here twice . I have nothing left to say about this obviously she was a woman before, now shes a man happens all the time. No it doesnt happen all the time. It doesnt happen all the time which is why there are a lot of people who are tran who want to live their lives and then theres this. The amount of weird lies that the boobs are real still doesnt mean you couldnt cover up the nipples if they were. Kennedy exactly. Greg right. But, okay, this is why, tyrus, there is a new wrinkle to this story. Tyrus oh, great. Greg no, youre going to love this. No, youre going to love this. The insistence that even the New York Post refers to him as a she even after this. Are you guys such cowards . Tyrus yeah. Greg youre [bleep] [bleep] cowards why cant you do it . What a bunch of [bleep] sorry. Brett so angry. Greg im so angry over this. Because im afraid its going away. Tyrus its not going away. Greg okay, good. Tyrus just for that reason. We did everything right last wednesday. I said son of a bitch, its back. I said to kat, theres no way that he could if we do it on a wednesday, by the time he gets back monday there will be so much in the news cycle there is no way that he would resurrect this back. Impossible. I, sir, deeply underestimated you kat we both did ieand you brought him back. And i think its a combination of both. I think its the attention seeking, and he was getting a lot of attention, and then it was going to cost him his job and suddenly he wanted to keep his check so then he could just put it all away. Hell come back for a little while and wont be too long before there will be a halloween or casual workday that he will bring her back and then everyone will be like he cant be here and hell get all the attention again and somewhere in a little cabin in new york youll hear a little yes . Kennedy greg can i ask one last question . Greg yes. Tyrus no. Kennedy so all we saw of karey kayla, was, you know, from the chest up, obviously the delightful canons, the Calcium Canons as the kids call them, they werent there. But do you think hes got like a giant greg this is your last question . This is the last question. Tyrus its fine to have giant mammaries but if you have an Elephant Trunk in your pants, thats just too far. Greg you know what . I brought that up the first time we did this. I said what if it was a woman that walked around with a giant wang. So, you know what . Maybe this was a more important topic than any of you thought. Okay. Before we go, a quick reminder. Ive got some special Guest Comedians for the next stop on my book tour. Shillue, Jamie List Out jim norton joe dipaolo, September 16th Reading Pa and stanford connecticut nice Place On November 5th followed by albany new york december 3rd so go to ggutfeld. Com for ticket info. Up next joes age raises fears that he cant do four more years. J. P. 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According to the survey, not only are americans concerned with joes antique husk of a human body they also disapprove of his Job Performance everything from his handling of the economy, the border, china, the war in ukraine all received close to or above 50 disapproval. They even think corn pop got a raw deal. He was just an innocent black man that biden assumed couldnt swim. Wow. You thought that was racist, too. Im glad. Fortunately, biden has spent 40 of his time as president on vacation. So things are only 60 as bad as they could be. During a recent trip to his delaware get away, he claimed to only be there because he had no home to go to. Reason im here today, just for one day, i know im on vacation. Im not. I have no home to go to. The Secret Service has torn my house up, in a good way, to make it secure. So i have no place to go when i come to delaware except here right now. Im only here one day. Are you homeless . Im not homeless, i just have one home, beautiful home, but im down here for the day because i cant go home home. Greg i guess the Secret Service was tearing up his house looking for more coke. That story went away, huh . I wonder what joe thinks. Yeah, yeah, i saw it and i meant it. I cant go home home. And when im at the white house, i cant do work work. And stop asking me questions. Its hard to talk talk when you cant think think. But they dont make it easy for me. I have to get on that plane, you know, the stairs. I go up up, and then i fall down down. [cheers and applause] greg brett, its getting harder and harder to lampoon biden when the person thats doing the lampooning makes more sense. Isnt it fitting that hes a homeless president when you consider how America Looks right now . Brett yeah, its ridiculous. I mean, his