Lets get going. An tha come on. You can do bettet r than that. Oh, yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. You can stay happy tuesday, everyone. So democrat congressman Jamaal Bowman has had himself a weekont and its only tuesday. On saturday, Bowman Pulleuedr A Fire Alarm at the capitol and claimed he didnt know what a fire alarm doee s. Now, id be the last personaccu to accuse bowman of knowing thingsse, but the words fire an, alarm, they dont leave a lot of room confusion. He said he thought it opened the door. t the ap dont fly with him. H hihell take the handle to the planes emergency exit. Flushes the toilet, thenad his office put out some suggested Talking Points ta jets, llow democrat they pu who are all happy to fall in line like outside hunters hote l. This is what he wanted themwt to say to reporters. Quoted hime, i believe congressn bowman, when he says this was an accident. Republican wn s to instead focus their energy on the not see members their party beforee. Anything else. End quote. Well talk about raising the alarm in case of fire. Scream, but excuse me,. Thats kind of rich coming from a socialist democrat, seeing as stands for nationalist, socialist workers party. Talk about the pot calling the kettle hitler. Kettle but hey, whats goo hd forth the goose is good. The goose stepper. I thought that was clever. Thank you, joe. But its the same old story if you persuade everyone that your opposition is hitler, then that excuses you from your own bad, thatom. They did this with trump. I mean, you called him the Second Coming of adolf, so why wouldnt you rig an election. At not to do that would make you a sympathizer. But apparentlymake, bowman didnt actually know. Jabar bowman said that, according to Jamaal Bowman. Is there no limit to things thisaccord. Man doesnt know . Do dont ask jamal. He doesnt knot dont asw. He just put out another statement on excuse. N ou i just became aware that in our messaging guidance there was inappropriatguidane use of the term without my consent. I condemn the use of the teri mo out of its precise definition. It is important to specify the term to referut m to membes of the party and neonazis. All right, so lets recap. Jamaal bowman doesnt know what a fire alarm does. His stafarm doesf doesnt know a is, and none of them know the first rule of holes. Stop digging. At this rate, this guy is going to wake up tomorrot thisuy wilw of course, though, the media bailed him out. By monda y, two of the Big Three Network news programs had moved on from bowmans stuntveoc and didnt cover it. Only cbs did. But even they framed as republican accusations and then repeated bowmans excuses. E are some republicans are also calling for the ouster and prosecutiooun of. A new york democrat Jamaal Bowman, a former Middle School Horm of pullinghey a House Office Building fire alarmrm to delay the 10th proceeding saturday. Bowman apologized and saidroceen he thought the alarm would open a locked doorway as he rushed thoud open and after discussing it, defending bowmaner defen, tw quickly moved on. And believe me, moving quickly, its not easy for them. To greas they have to stop every six or eight feet to grease the walls. Now, even though the medias already moved on, surely anis absurd event like this is ripe for the picking from comedy show s, right . You think the Network Late Night talk shows that returned Last Night Tha have something to say about a democratic congressman committing a Federal Crimeno On Camera in the capitol . Nope. It was mostly trump jokes. And of course, with a few Lauren Boebert jokes throughout thrown in. Es it was material ripped fromen the headlines. If the headlines were fromes weeks ago, jimmy fallon avoided political humor altogether. His credit. Seth meyers did. Variations of trum seth medid p thats no surprise if liberal compliance was our currency. Compliseth meyers would be jeff bezos. For colbert, its mostly trump jokes boebert couple of bob menendez and taylor swift jokes thrown in. Kimmel mostly trump jokes. John kennedy jokes. But you get it. The writers are back, and so are their restrictions. Joke about this. Dont jokeut about that and Geta Nostalgic for the days when the hosts haen thed. But this isnt just about bowman. Hes a product of his environment. Thist just abthe Media Environe is illiberal and liberals in power. No, the Mainstream Medianstrea will them more cover than one of whoopis memos. A thats why bowman can pull the fire alarm in front of a surveillance Camera Lisurvie Abt and then lie about what he lied about. Thats why joe biden can claim hes never done an illegal, immoral or unethical thing immoe. Lif sorry, the guys as crooked that painting hung by stevie. Thats why his son could canb bring cocaine. The white house. Thats why the clintons can treat ukraine likeeat a 20 something intern. Thats why bob menendez can swim around in a big pile of gold like scrooge mcduck. Theyre all openly corrupt because they know they can k get away with it. And thats because their comrades in the media care about nothing but power. Thats not to say republicans arent fair gamerepu. Trump is fair game. We should all mock and criticize people in power. Should andyoure mocking and n me. Im off limits. D lecturing anill pick a Team Y Lawyers on you faster than you could say. Jacoby and myers. Side o but when you only go after one side of the aisle, you give the game awa givy. Even youre not speaking truth to power. Youre not even doing comedy. Youre a colbert or kimmel. Just another political activist with a house banother pod. Thats why i dont care when lib say im one sided. Sorry, thiim ones one show aga every other late show, late night show iother n america. Theyre all doing trump jokes, so why should i . Its like William F Buckley once said. Liberals want to hear other views until they discover otherr their are other views. Itsid i say that . Maybe i said that. Ar its hard to remember since i started putting nyquil in myd protein shakes. But ill make a deal with those otherall make night,. Ill start slamming republicans. When they start slamming republicans s. Now, the minute they do that, someones going to pull the fire alarmal. Well, very tense. Gueslets s when one of his aude members first got, its usually from appendicitis. Comedian joe mackey packs heatai while dispensing red meat townhall. Com editor and Fox News Contributor katie babb. He looks and sounds a gram of weed. Comedian and founder of western razor, david angelo and like a proctologist Office Oldwait men also wait hours to see her New York Times best selling author and Fox News Contributor got tim joe. One of have people ever tried to pull a fire alarm during . One of your shows . Not my stand ugep shows when im stripping, yes. Because things get pretty hot. Ll ill tell you. Ill tell you what, though, greg. I think Jamaal Bowman can Pullrm The Fire Alarm again and wouldna defend him again. That is just the sweet, liberal, liberal privilege. Sho that i wish we talk show host writers all had on the conservative side because these talk shows, they arent funnthesowy, they gw ratings, but they get paid millions of dollars. And on the fli dolla p side of that, my id card doesnt even work in this studio, i have to letsto iscurity. And every day im like, is this it . Is this a day where, whenn threatened to kill me if w the jokes dont go on fridayel that someonesda to pounce . Well, i mean, joe, i mean, lets be frank. We eliminated your position two years ago. R none of us really wantedyour to hurt your feelings. And you. But youre a crowd favorite, so we let you come in. Wow. Yeah. Well in. , kevin gets fired quicr than i do. Yead quickeh, well, what an excellent segway to, katie. Vin who would have thought that Kevin Mccarthy would get canned before bowmane . I mean, its not like mccarthy pulled the fire alarm. I mean, he shut up today. He got us off the pope. Definitely dont have the voteds. Stay here. And now im leaving. You know, i think this says a lot about educatioi n, americ, that this guy was a School Principal and yet claims was princt know how to read a fire alarm, that he was confused. I mean, i think that says a lot about the state of education in america and the kids that cane t all over all e the country. That is frightening. Also, he you know, nobodysw pointing out that he did throw his staff under the bus or did. Yes. You knowaff uns be, because he o i think he compared people to before and now suddenly hes changed his is to compare to a lot of conservatives to. And now he wants to make sure that we respect the termaz and only apply it. And its very precise fashion, which apparently also doesnt knowprecise. Of a kit again, state of education in america very clear that when people like this case ica peop t the show, kids are not doing well. Yeah, you knooing w david, used to write jokes. Now youre Sittin G On Smallom Fortune from your Western Razore company. You look very comfortable. Thank you. Yes. What is your whats your feeling . Why is it i mean, you you wrote you wrote for these shows. Why . Why wont they . It seems why like this fire alam joke is perfect fodder. This fire. Well, you know, i dont know why. Why does anyone do anything, greg . You know, thats a great question. No. All right. Judd hirsch, is that it was. No, it was donaldit was sutherland. Right. Well donald , right . , anybody we those sweaters thinks there are. , i bought this oe sweaters br. At nordstroms. I mean, its actually cheaper to spend the winte r. Barbados. I mean, the prices. But, you know, they pose the fire alarm. And, you know, on congress, you pull the fire alarm, its actually just bernie alar actua, goinground fire. Fire. Ts a fire thats how they you know, thats how its wires jusd tha, thats why thats why we dont do them. Yeah, i dont know. I t is it a funny joke . Ho because it was cute right now . A little bit, bernie. I always go to bernie sanders. You you cant fail when you do a very well. You know whats interesting . Inte is bernie and y and you made a fire alarm joke. Welle. , but its an old questio that bears repeating. If you were a republican, repus. Uld be front page new oh, yeah. He were probably going to be in jail. I mean, thats we understand that. We understand. I dont know what happened. Hes you cant say anymori done the democrat. Thats news. Thats the real story. Yeah. You know, i didntthats al new were paying hunter biden. Do you know what happened . Well, they were saluted in Theut Nadian Parliamened in t. So theres just some 96 year old in argentina, like, you know, a hunter. I bought one of your watercolors. Is that a german accent . A no, it wasnget. All right. I apologize to the people of germany. Are a well, youre a apologist. Way to go. All righ nt, dad, finish this u. Why cant the media, like, do that . Just, like, pretend to be fair . Like, you know, like, imagine t this happened to a republican and then that way with a democrat . I ask. I thought the part of the Pressa Release was when he said accidental when he fire alarm. Yes. I dont like that. You knowlike tha, i like hes tu his buddies like, im your friend. Be loyal to me. Pafriend, beright and i and i dt get partisan loyalty, but i am a very loyal frienrtbut d as, you know . Yes, yes. But if you mess up, got to at least admit it to your friend first. Like i messed up. Still a place to have my bact. K still instead of doing what hes doing here, which is like, oh, yeah, accidental fire alarm accide. Wrong so case like, dude, it can be hard to admit you were wrong sometimes, but really not in this casel yo. All you need to admit is i know what a fire alarm is. Doeses. Like its a nobodyha actually thinks he doesnt know what a fire alarm is. Yeaha and if they do, then that is even meaner. Yeah. Its almost as thoug h he wants people to believe hes stupid. Rather just like a liar. Than j i mean,us you probablyt ko convince the media that he doesnt know what a fire alarm is. Not probably believe hi a fire they wouldnt believe republican. They believe him. They believe that he ignored the huge, but at the door. On te say i say i dt all the time. I am sorry. I made an impulsive decision. You know what . If the media believes that he i didnt know what a fire alarm is, isnt that a little bit racista . Its a little bit racist. Talk about low expectations right now going here that im not going near that one. Just smile. Somalia is beast. Why hes not on the bachelor. Ill never know. 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