Raid sirens sounding and Chaos Erupting in israel as a barrage of missiles rained down on southern israel. Palestinian Militant Group hamas is claiming responsibility, saying they launched 5000 rockets at israel early saturday morning. The leader says its part of a new Military Operation against israel. Israels military claiming a number of terrorists have infiltrated its territory from gaza during the unprecedented attack. Several videos posted on social media appear to show dozens of uniformed gunmen inside the Israeli Border town of sderot. Residents across the region are being ordered to remain indoors. The Early MorningRocket Assault reported lasted about 30 minutes. Right now, officials confirm a woman in her 60s was killed in more than a dozen others were injured in the rocket attacks. Israel responded by mobilizing soldiers and calling it a reserve as it declares a state of war alert. Israeli officials warn that hamas will face consequences for the attacks and has reportedly already begun striking targets in the gaza strip. The launches came after weeks of heightened tensions along israels volatile border with gaza and heavy fighting in the Israeli Occupied west bank. Israel has maintained a blockade over gaza since hamas and Islamic Militant group that opposes israel seized control of the territory in 2007. And the bitter enemies have fought four wars since then. There have also been numerous rounds of smaller fighting between israel and hamas and other smaller Militant Groups based in gaza. Again, if youre just joining us, Chaos Erupting in israel as palestine militants in the gaza strip shoot a barrage of missiles into southern israel. There are also reports that palestinian says Palestinian Militants are infiltrating israel from gaza at this hour. And were continuing to follow the Ongoing Events in israel. And well bring you the latest as we learn them. 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We got to get stripes. Weve got to. Confid failure is beautiful. We have you build confidenceenh then when. When you get hit in the mouth, youre good. Youve been hit before. Yeah, but you know whatknow wht s going to happen once a guy or robots get become conscious, then theyre going to be able to reject you and imagin de y getting turned down by a rock,ou dumping what had already. Your card was not accepted. Sir. Do you have another form of failurent. . All right, fair enough. It all bad continues to nag. Thats good. Its true. Now, if youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld, go to fox news. Com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our Studio Audience. Theyre back. You are going to jail today. Oh with all new episodes of crazy or twist undeniable, its on video slots that defy reasoning. I understand that my pants are down. Its weird. And the best acting youve ever seen. 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