Greg to still be doing this amazing, amazing happy tuesday, everybody how do you know when you have reached peak idiocy . We now need Diversity Guidelines for clearing land mines. It seems canada has just donated 4 million toward an effort to clear land mines, but in a genderinclusive manner. If theres one thing we can agree on concerning the war in ukraine, there simply isnt enough gender inclusive mine action, right . But lets be clear up front, anyone in charge of Clearing Landmines is way braver than i am. I can barely clear my driveway. If it is something you accept as your job, i dont care if you are white, black, gay, trans, or identify as a Cabbage Patch kid. Oh, look at that. [laughter] how did anybody like those dolls . Tyrus i never saw it either. Greg hideous. But its not about the dolls its about how dei and sanity has injected everything. He used to correct only the places where useless people where, like academia or media. But not airlines, medical school, and war, even landmines. Im sorry, maybe inclusivity shouldnt be anywhere on the list of priorities. Those should be pretty simple. Competence, patience, steady hands, and balls the size of the las vegas sphere. Think of brian kilmeade, and then think of someone who is the opposite. [laughter] [applause] got to make landmines funny speaking of that, before we go any further, we want to get a comment from a guy who knows his stuff, johnny joey jones, who lost both his legs as a bomb disposal technician. Not a great one. [laughter] take it away, joey i just want to let you know, you have full support to make fun of this ridiculous story about Gender Inclusivity when it comes to taking bombs apart. Just so you know, any Gender Transformation that happens while taking bombs apart, completely by accident. We didnt mean for that to happen. [laughter] greg thank you, joey. On saturday, Justin Trudeau released a list of candidates funding support for ukraine. Under a section called Gender Inclusive Demining for sustainable teachers in ukraine, it explained 4 million will go to targeted communities but also establishing a gender Diverse Working Group to promote Gender Transformative Mine Action in ukraine. This is insane. So thats quite a goal, to add onto the burden of saving lives, including your own. You have to think about this. But it turns out dei is part of their whole program for Clearing Landmines around the world. They even published a 75page document on it. According to the u. N. Undersecretary general for peace operations, jeanpierre lacroix, while these weapons may be indiscriminate, the impacts vary according to gender, age, and other aspects of diversity. It is essential that Mine Action Actors are equipped to apply a gender lens as part of a company in the event inclusive approach to planning, implementing, and Monitoring Programs to ensure protection for all and to ensure that no one is left behind. Tyrus boom [laughter and applause] greg all right, stop right there, lacroix. I have tasted your flavored water, and i wasnt impressed [laughter] what is it everyone named jeanpierre is full of crap . Its almost as though it is french for a dip [bleep]. Its safe to say Land Mine Clearing is dangerous. You have to be right 100 of the time. You cant even be wrong once. Its the opposite of people at the u. N. Who can layer this bowl [bleep] on the backs of great people without any risk. They are safely turning out this turd sausage while cashing the checks that taxpayers send them. They think this will increase the effectiveness of mine action activities and improve satisfaction at work . I have no idea how they will test this. Work satisfaction . I would assume there is one metric, not dying. [laughter] and if you put diversity before competence, that metric is going to get worse. So dei has finally reached The Mountain Top of risk, and even more, we now include everyone in that risk. But dei has the same consequences here as it does everywhere else, whether its harvard or united air. It has an opportunity cost, meaning the effort placed in this identity obsessed lens is an effort that should be placed elsewhere, and the risk for disaster will grow. It is why it scares us so much that it has wormed its way into med schools. You have Students Learning more about pronouns than the pancreas, more about trends than transplants. But especially in the arena of Clearing Landmines, every little bit of idiocy you introduce matters. Of course landmines blowing up all sorts of people, yeah, thats true. But does that mean they have to be cleared by all sorts of people . And not really. Dei efforts have a mathematical roadblock. If you choose to fish from a small pond of applicants, you end up running out of qualified fish faster, so you need to fish from the lake, not the pond. Does anybody really believe will gives and will make for better Land Mine Clearing . We are talking about defusing deadly explosives here, not getting misgendered in an office break room. Do you think using the right pronouns at work is a minefield . This is an actual [bleep] minefield, people. [applause] who benefits from this . Not the people who need landmines cleared. They just want the best people to save them, and the lgbt community, tell them The Bomb Squad needs trans women. We had thomas would suddenly grow a mustache and douse himself in old spice. [laughter] he be pretty attractive, too. Tyrus could bring old spice back. Greg but Clearing Landmines is just the latest Human Endeavor to be infected with diversity, equity, and inclusion. Landmines are serious business, but the people making the rules apparently are not serious people. That is leftisnt for you. Human life is less important than their woke agenda. What if a few people lose a limb or two to meet a quota . Its worth it to tell yourself youre being inclusive. In this case, dei might mean you die. [applause] lets welcome tonights guest as a former spy, his favorite secret gadget was the pocket fisherman. Former cia operative and host of the president s daily brief podcast, mike baker [applause] she is such a security expert, she frisks herself at the airport. Former Deputy National security advisor, k. T. Mcfarland [applause] like a praying mantis, she has skinny arms, eats bugs, and bites of her lovers heads. New york times Best Selling Author and fox news contributor, kat timpf [applause] and he uses the Goodyear Blimp as a loofah. The selling author, comedian, and former n. W. A. Champion, tyr [applause] as a violent and psychotic former cia agent who has had mie tortured and brutally murdered, would you like mike not millions. Greg would you agree to thousands . Would you like to see gender inclusive tactics in the cia . A mike there is a movement there. They are already doing it. I dont want to walk into that. Greg when you waterboard someone, do you ask their pronouns first . Mike yeah, otherwise you get in trouble and youre taken off the case. And then you have to go in for harassment training. Its uncomfortable. It didnt used to be that way in gitmo. That was a simpler time. Greg yes. Mike the problem not the problem, actually, the unexploded ordnance, the land mine, what it doesnt care about is whether you are white or whether you are black or whether you are hispanic, whether you are gay, straight, or whatever the other options are. [laughter] i havent kept up on that. Greg yeah. Mike because that land mine, as julie will tell you, will [bleep] up in a complete the nondiscriminatory way. This is not a perfectly formed thought, but we should all be more like the land mine. You see where im going with that . Greg we should all be like the land mine. Mike im sorry, am i interrupting a call . Greg my phone went off. You for ones made an amazing point and my phone went off. Mike you missed it its been 20 years greg that was a viewer calling, i cant believe mike baker is making sense. [laughter] i know, we should all be like the land mine we shouldnt care what gender or race you are. Mike thats exactly right. Greg yeah, ill be home early. Mike how many years have we been doing this together . Greg like 14 years. Mike Something Like that. Thats the first cogent thought ive had with even a long time. And its interrupted. Anyway, thats my thought there. The only other thought is, the u. N. I think k. T. Will agree with me, they occasionally do good work. Then theres times, like when they appointed iran on the human rights forum, or they allowed unra to be populated by not just sympathizers, but hamas supporters. The u. N. Is essentially a selfserving gaggle of bureaucrats who are there to promote their own interests. But you do need a forum where countries can come together and talk. Greg it shouldnt be in the United States. I say epsteins island. [laughter] k. T. , in terms of diversity, shouldnt we demand that our enemy do the same thing . Shouldnt we call them out, say, if a terror group isnt inclusive . There are no irish people in the taliban. I find that offensive. You think they listen . K. T. well, maybe not. But they will probably learn their lesson from the ira originally. This is just a jobs program for grifters. Skimming it off the top, because they are not teaching people how to look for landmines. They are teaching people all this other stuff. These are all employees of the u. N. , which is actually a lot of grifters. Greg summit he was paid for that 70page manual. K. T. event. Instead he is going to take the hour class to learn that seth and they are not taking the class to learn how to demobilize a landline. Ukraine has probably 2 million land mine so far that we know of. You have to do each one individually, theres no blanket blow em all up at the same time. Mike you can detonate a whole field. K. T. but there are firm fields, school playgrounds, its just the most horrible thing, and to think that these grifters are taking money away when they could be doing programs that would save little children who are out playing soccer in those fields is just reprehensible. We all laugh at the dei lifters. Ha, ha, ha. But this is where it has actual human casualties, and its tragic. Greg it keeps moving, kat. Lisa mcclain of this stuff when it was in College Campuses , but its spreading like a disease. Kat one way it is different from a disease, i would think it would stop if anybody bothered to question it. Thats how this stuff gets through. I read through this, and it sounds really confusing and like, am i missing something . But really im not missing anything, it is just bull [bleep]. For one person to be like, excuse me, gender transformative mayan removal . What the [bleep] is that . But everybody is too scared to do that, because they are worried about yes, of c of course, gender transformative land mine removal, of course yeah everyone goes along with it and its stupid, it doesnt mean anything really. People have to say that but they are too afraid to say that. They dont want to look stupid, but you look more stupid the acting like it mean something when it doesnt mean anything at all. Greg and if you call it out, tyrus, its just a tiny part of the budget. It doesnt matter. Tyrus everybody is right and wrong at the same time. Mike is that possible . Tyrus yes, it is. Be really quiet and wait for greg to step on it. Mike its the story of my life. Tyrus a few of us. But it is a moneymaking scheme. Its a great hustle. But its not innocent. It has dire consequences to the people involved. If you are trying to get your dei hires in, which means you have to replace the ones that are already there, and probably are men, either white or probably black, but they are men, alpha men. When he put them in these classes, they will do like kat said. What is this . What does this have to do the saving lives and being on the minefield . Hes an outside, thats a little toxic. Hes out. And then the replacement will go who knows the handbook, but then walks out there and goes, what are you doing . Im making sure theres no mines in this guide. Close what you think im making it up . Try flying next to the Emergency Exit Seat right now. You cant give that seed away, because they got rid of The Good Guys because they ask questions. Because the consequences for challenging the woke is your job. What it comes down to, the guy who bet there would be a streaker at the super bowl, he made sure that he was the streaker. The woke call out a problem. Greg then there the solution. Tyrus then there the solution, then they make the money. Theres little consequence. He had to pay a 50,000 fine, but he made 375,000. You break some eggs, ruin lives, make money for the name of the group and get everybody blown to hell. Mike to tyrus point, it is insidious, because the u. N. , and every other government agency, but also corporations, you are required for any program, any office to take the box and show how this project or how this program will include this element, this dei element, and is money set aside for that, and therefore it is in your best interest to keep pushing this because thats how you make more money. Tyrus thats how you lose your best and brightest. Because they probably seen some [bleep] and they wont be polite on the field. Greg google ignites reality with its partiality. [applause] if you will be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld , go to foxnews. Com gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. 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Call your doctor if worsened breathing, chest pain, mouth or tongue swelling, problems urinating, vision changes, or eye pain occur. Ask your doctor about breztri. [applause] greg google continues to control the nation with its biased basis information. According to the Media Bias Ratings last year, 63 63 of articles on the google news home page came from leftist media outlets. Just 6 were collected from sources on the right. That is as unbalanced as kats breakfast. Tyrus jesus christ greg of the sites google news pulls from, either then lean left, including yahoo, cbs, the ap, nbc. But thats not true. Only four lean left, the other four mean super left, with some leaning so far left they topple over like nancy pelosi at a wine tasting tour. [laughter] of course this is the same google that launched gemini, the woke ai that refused to create white historical figures. So is it any wonder that now google only displays Stock Pictures of white criminals . We googled Shoplifting Stock Photo and got image after image of white shoplifters. [laughter] had that get in there . But its practically impossible to find a stock photo of a shoplifter who is not quite. I havent seen that many white faces since i crashed the doocy family reunion. Sorry for what i left in the pool, steve. Maybe google is just trying to avoid stereotyping nonwhites. What if we search for whitecollar crime, something stereotypically white . We got only white men in suits and handcuffs. Strange, and sexist, given some of our best white collar criminals women. Its not just google. Yesterday the fbi posted this photo of two white Women Shoplifting to illustrate the epidemic of organized retail theft. It looks like they just escaped from a Tupperware Party in scarsdale. [laughter] but apparently the fbi would rather avoid the obvious, that most of the thefts are performed by gangs and theft rings run by migrant illegals. Instead, its two white women snatching a purse from t. J. Maxx. Sorry, the only place white women form unruly mobs is at starbucks during Pumpkin Spice season. Finally, if you thought google is bad, here is meta ai, instagrams new chat bot. The acid to list all the as president s. You can see it skipped over trump listing obama as the 44th, and biden is the 45th president. Clearly this is programmed to erase trump and is a compliment, so he followed up and asked meta ai why it didnt include trump, and it said, i apologize for the mistake. I should have included trump as the 45th president. Then it relisted all the leaders and included trump in his rightful place. Good. Hopefully it will also list the eight in his rightful place this november as the 47th. [applause] i didnt expect applause kat pathetic greg [laughs] k. T. , i think we are discovering our Information Systems are contaminated. Should we just stop using the stuff . K. T. i think weve discovered the fbi is contaminated. I was just at cpac over the weekend, and we had a lot of International President s who came, and the thing we all talked about is that we are all facing the same sort of unholy trinity in our governments. You cant try them, they are unaccountable to anybody, but they run everything. The media, and that includes social media and legacy media, and the far left. They have all decided they a