His views on where to takehere america are older. And anyway, well, it just i dont want to get started. Joe biden goes on late night. He brings his glassese but forgets his lines. This is an ngo paid for by Government Money and it is for shelter. Why so much secrecy . Thats what the American People want to understand. Why wont Migrant Hotels let fox in new thing . A comedy stage is the last place in public. You could say awful things because they cant cancel me because i got nothing going on. Pu seattle cancels a comedy show drugs, crime and homelessnessawfu that stays. Plus, that guy swore 30 pm and most of michigan where the first polls close in the states primary for republicans ,16 delegates are up for grabs tonight, with trump being the massive favorite in thethe fi contest. He already holds nearlyrst g 100 Delegate Lead over nikki haley and four democrats. Rawithng the biden faces a Chm Progressives in this state over his stance on the war on gaza. Now, a lot of those voters, arabamericans, hope to send a message to the president by voting uncommitted. Theyll stick with us for the results as they stream in. Now, John F Kennedy rightfully earned himself the title, the first tv president. He knew how to work a camera. Richard nixon used television to loosen up here. How tokhe is on late night. N lae the republicans dont want another piano player the in tp whitube house. And since nixon, every major politician has used late night to showcase their swagger. Bill clinton brought the sax and george w brought the jokes. The top ten changes are making the white house. Are you ready . Right up your alley. Roll a cabinet meeting. You cant talke whit until you e the mechanical bull. Just for fun issue executive fui order commanding my brother jeb to wash my car and trump brought the hair. Can i mess your hair . Oh, have my hair stuck down from joe biden. Nnt on late night and brought Nothing Exceptig traffic to ao halt. Midtown almost missed the five. Greg cant carry that show without me now. President biden skipped Supesuper Bowl interview to sit down with seth meyers. For those of you who dont knowview t who he is, he comes on after jimmy fallon. And for those of you who dontr know, jimmy fallon is asked jayu leno. These shows are all dont kno pretaped. So biden could be. Ed didnt get to bed. D be edihebiden didnt bring a , a joke or charisma. All the president had werese sunglasses. Theres a dark brand and conspiracy meme. And this is something that you seem to have a lot of fun with. Youve coopted. Youve coopted dark. Brandon, this is a Yard Signed T and dohis you enjoy playing around with the dark . Brendon i meanlaying, no, i rest the of it. Okay. Is the Stage Manager holdingg up an applause sign . Because why are People Clapping for sunglassesup the a . Whats so funny about a grown man putting on sunglasses . Its funny when you puta sunglasses on a dog. Thats funny. And on babiessses is funny and cute. But is this all bidea n has . Yeah, and he forgot to takeforgt them off t. Can you confirm or deny that there is an active o conspiracy between you and miss swifere is at . Where are you getting this information . Its classified matters, but i will tell you, she did endorsed endorsement in 2020. She did have you might be wondering maybe wonder who you think it might come around again. I told you that entire exchange was scripted. The producers in the white house aides prepared that for days. Is there a conspiracy . Its classifie i tu itd. That was their big bit. The white house and nbc wrote a hoax into the show, too. In mayas monologue, he said that trump sold he forgot melanias namemye he. Former President Trump told m supporters lasilanit week that former First Lady Melania Trump will soon be making more regular Appearancesr Firsar on the campaign trail. Im not sure what youan c called herampaign last week. I call up my wife, our great first lady. She was a great for people,ek loved her. People love her. Oh, look at that. Wow, mercedes, thats pretty good. Im sorry, mercedes. You had a Nuclear Meltdown when biden messed up the president of egypt. And you cant remember your wifes name. Now, the media went from. I can barely keep up with biden to, well, trumps little. Except thats not trues na. Trump never forgot melanias name. Its a hoax. He was referencing mercedes mere schlapp, the host of cpac. His audiencede o was showing loe to melania. Everybody at cpac knows who mercedesrybody schlapp is. Even the times debunked it. We called them b. S. Ask themy why they peddled misinformation. Theyre ignoring us. So im sending gianni across ign the street to break into 30 rock. Best part. Biden plagiarized the hoax. Watch. You Mentioneand Thenrized some d material. Some documents recently leaked, some Classifie Materiald documents. And this isnt a gotcha show. But i do want to ask about it a that says you are currently 81 years old. Who the hell told you that . Yeahboit is you, thats classii thats classified. All jokes aside, according. To recent polling, this is a real concern for american voters. How do you address that concern Going Forward as you come up to the 2024rn foa election . Well, a couple of things. Number one, you got to take when youve gomerica how datt as about as old as time, but he nnot remmber his wifes name. Bidens only punch line was a stolen hoax from meyers monologue. And then biden forgot what year it was. E wawhats your 20 24 agenda . Because i feel like we live in such crazy times that that. Is one of the things i feel wer hear less about. Look,. The 2020 agenda is ton finish the job. Seth meyers again tried to ask him, why are you running . I think its about were about the future and everything, every single thing weve done. Rei think weve got some good things done. Everything. And they told us we couldntdone get it done because things were so dividedt and i thinkivided everythings everything weve gotten done. Hes just friendly states he wants to do away with you, gets elected. And i really think his views on where to take america are older. And anyway, i donet get the president of the United States couldnt name anything hes gotten done or anything that hes going to do. Robert, her witness this during his five hour interview with President Biden, calling him a painfully slow elderlyt ne man with a poor memory who struggles to remember things. Biden couldnt even answer what hes done and whaour inte t hes going to do on ar late night show. You see what happens without nowhat o cards. The president s being lampooned internationally now italian tvs turn biden into a nightly segment. The president divided over heated debate. Mr. President , mr. Cain, president. Well, maybe not, mr. President. Yeah, okay. Its okay. Whats your name, mr. President . My name is joe kennedy, not biden. Now, if i were biden and i was losing to trump and my party pasted to put me out to pasture and swap me out for a younger, better looking liberal, the mideast and Europe Weree At War and migrants are murdering our women. The last thing i would d le east o . Go out for ice cream with Aut Fr Comedian i and then lick it when they ask about the border. For now, that is not a plan. What i didnt know is my good friend apparently, john seth meyers, took his grandpop out for ice cream to make him feel better for forgetting his lines. Here you go. Good job, joe. Poyou want a sugar cone . You know who lights up for ice cream . Children and the elderly. Theres a reason caregivers deliver ice cream to their patients in nursing homes. According to the alzheimers t association. Ice cream is a favorite for people with diminished faculties. Quote, Ice Cream Hasulties the power to immediately. Elicit soothing feelings at the very first taste of af single spoonful. It erasesthe very all the nee feelings related to the frustration and continues to stimulate Pleasure Receptorsi in the brain. With every new scoops relato. Now, obviously, im not diagnosing biden with alzheimers, but you see whats but y going on here. They clap when he puts his sunglasses on. They treat him for ice cream to make him happy. Hes got his little corvette toy car that hes so proud n th his special I Folders Next to. And no one can take those folders. Thos e speciae are my folders. These are child copies. Homework. He lies, falls asleep, doesnt listenp and, joe. He has his aviators midship in his hot wheels and hes o happy. Are we really going to reelect this guy . N america . Even obama world sees it. If you watch joe biden speak,. Oftentimes he sounds frail and he sounds more frail than he used to. He shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back. Fraiheso for most people in the country who are just watching him be president , what do they see when they turn on the television . They see the shufflek so and thy hear him. And he is hes swallowing a lot more of his words norn on even bidens best friend, obama knows its over. S bet thing, hat . Bes Best Friend Thing . Its weird, right . He swims naked. He crashes his bike. Jill is trying to make a meat, his veggies. He gs home weekend. Hes losing to trump in every battleground. And hes so stubborn he hasnt changed anything new. Emerso hn poll showsing. The president getting smoked down 3 to 10 points in each swing state. Trumps up nine in georgia,e an and that was before bidens migrant murdered lake and riley. Every time the white house lets him out for recess, his numbers drop. You have to put this Guyout O Back In Time OutValue Tainment founder r Patrick Bette davids the host of the p, b, d podcast and he joins me now. Do you really think this guy has a shot at reelection after this kind of behavio. R . Vior . Well, first of all, jesse, thanks for having me on. Heres the one thing we have tos ask ourselves. Do we want him to run or do wees trust . Las vegas odds where las vegas is not in the business of losing business losing money. Right now, the highest odds of Becomine Businessg a preside, according to las vegas. Number one is trump. Th number two is biden. P nu but number three is michelle obama. 8 to 1. Numbermb four is newsom. So if you were to pick and choose who you want to gor h up against trump, maybe the fact that his team has have him goingmir four on. As seth meyers, he is going to the border on thursday. Maybe this is thei seters, goiry of saying no, biden is going to be the nominee. Is that bad news for conservative this wi b . Who would you rather have Michelle Go Up against trump . Would you rather have newsom go up . Woul d You Rather Have Biden Go On . This may actually be good. The fact that they have him going out there and obviously we know the closest case study we have to biden is jimmy carterp agp . Its low energy. Its not entertaining. If you go on a tv show or a podcast, you can always gauge if somebody is entertaining by what they talk about, by the number of viewership they get on a channel that the video, O The Interview went on. Theres two clips. One of them is 11 minutes. L the vinr one is the short cut with the glasses. The highestht has got 670,000 views, the one that should othel has got 400,000 views on a channel with 5 million subscribers. What the market is saying, were not interested in what President Biden has to say. Ch sizzle. No a hes never had a sizzle. Sam just a little tired of the media trying to sell me sizzle. That doesnt sizzly. E. That and were sick of it and weredo not going to be played for fools by i t. But youre right. I dont want michelle. I dont want gavin. I dont even think theyre in it. Its going to be joe and trump. Gavinbut i do worry and many t people agree, that the kind of rabbits that theyru pulled out pul of their hat last time with the out , all thoseter shenanigans, theres ptsd from half the country over that thesd mail in ballots. Thats a legit concern. I think thats all valid. But heres what happens. When they come out and they tell us they want to put, you know, border bill 118 billion and us who are willing to read and kind of go through the process, we say, okay, 118 billion. You want to call Ie Procest A Br bill. Then you break down the number you notice out of the 118 billion, 60 billion is going to ukraine. Only 20 billions going to theu t border. Then to co two weeks later, sinn they notice, congress is not going to let it pass. Raine ontothen they get rid of e bill. Now they wany t 95 billion mine the 20 billion. The American People are not done. They sit there and say, youre playing with us, youre toying with us. And this whole conceptus t abou, hey, he cant even remember his wifes name that the president is runninganent who with Mercedes Schlapp that you talked about earlier being the c pac host. These are these are many games theyre playing with the American People. Im convinced the 12 of independent voters who really run everything. Theyre not going to fall for this trap. I hope so. And i agre hing wil fore. Trap and theyre banking on us not being able to read. But were reading and were actually reading better than joe is off his own t note cards. Patrick, thanks, as always. We really appreciate ially bett any time. Apprec thank you. Wellia, fox news is not welcome at the Migrant Hotels. Notplease get out of property, please. Im going to call the police immediatel i wy. Please tell whoever to get out of the chair. Welcome to the fox nation. Okay, here we go. A place where history is so sacred. 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