Im jimmy failla and this is fox news Saturday Night. Hopping. Just like that, the cake party is back and welcome to fox news Saturday Night where everybody can hang no matter who you vote for or what you slept with. Man have i seen some things in my old taxi garage but theres a lot of variety here in that spirit, tonights panel, the girl who once babysat my son, a guy who once babysat my dog and a woman who always babysat my liquor cabinet. Podcast loyalty christina hutchinson. Hey, girl. Influencer charles mcbee. [applause] cohost in human happy hour, emily compagno. Christina, this is your first time on my show and everyone should know you and i go way back. Text war days. Democrat think i hosted the first date of show you ever didnt comics. I was shaking in the background. Im happy to report, the club is now out of business. [laughter] historic night for comedy. For america, we are still in business but have entered our rescue days. Everybody talking about trump versus biden we might have to elect john tougher to give a makeover. At the least, the cover charge of the southern border, a couple of blocks off the most. We begin with the current President Joe Biden going on the seth meyers show which is historic because not every day president sit down with the lowest rated post. I wasnt uncalled for cheap shot at seth meyers, im cranky because the guy wont return my calls and seth meyers is a dreamboat, i tried to get him to play basketball one on one [laughter] a girl can dream thank you for laughing because in this jacket people at home think im serious. Anyway. Biden went on late night to ease concerns about his age. The good news is he proved he was ready for the election. The bad news is, he doesnt know what election it is. Whats your 2024 agenda . Thats one of the things i feel we hear less about. The 2020 agenda [laughter] listen closely, you can hear his press team cracking a beer and she checking in the green room. Biden gets figure wrong all the time and regularly talks to dead people but do you think the joke is on us and he owns a time machine . I hope so. [laughter] dont you want it to be on us . I do. If he wins, its going to be like we can deputies. New , it already is. Im ready for Mitch Mcconnell to jumping. The saddest thing when you go to visit congress, offender. Do you know when you go to six flags and a sign on the door tells you which rights are working today . Has congress. Senator mcconnell which out, apologize for your convenience. The president is telling him hes batman just call him bruce wayne. We are trying to say, term limits, maybe term limits. I want to bang on the guy but its hard to watch these clips of the president and not feel its time for joe to step aside for somebody younger like moses. [laughter] for the former president , the Supreme Court announced plans to hear arguments over big dons claims of president ial immunity the week of april 22. Trump has an odd take on crime. This is a guy who wants break he was so popular he could shoot somebody in the middle of fifth avenue and get away with it and everyone thought it was crazy at the time but if you see new york crime stats, it turns out a lot of people are shooting people and getting away with it. We could push them on to the platform. Is the purge right now. Whatever you got. I should say have to shootings in new york are fans who shot themselves. Too soon. Speaking of violence. In venice beach there was a brawl between an angry woman with the club and a sweet lady with a shirt off her back. [bleep] the crazy thing about venice beach is when people across the country watch the video, they say a naked woman for the club, crazy but in venice beach there like a naked woman with a club, thats best. How are you, girl . Long story short, you may not see naked gladiator fight every day in your neighborhood but that is speech, they are used to people beating around the bush. Good night, everybody. There it is. Jimmys got jokes. [laughter] is not just gay magician. Can we be honest about one thing . That video showed not top 25 weirdest things to happen in venice beach, would you agree . One 100 . Heres the thing, i feel like seeing is new yorkers, hold my beer. The happens between my front door and by the time to get to sixth avenue there Something Like that. John click part two, naked style because of sunny, they have that but out here we are fighting each other with swords and chain mail. I was talking to my mom, ohio, Shut Up Teresa and she was like the neighborhood is going to hell, whats going on . We drop in a culdesac. [laughter] neighborhoods going to help like whats going on . Somebody through a mcdonalds bag in the street. Like mom, crackhead took a dump outside my so they got the other day. [laughter] put in a mcdonalds bag. Its nice to know women are getting just as crazy as the m men. I love that. You closed the gender we are kat cola. The Glass Ceiling being broken. Perhaps the strangest him a courtesy of kfc unveiling a new sheet pizza, marinara sauce, cheese and pepperoni on the top of to Fried Chicken college. Perfect meal when you cant decide between chicken and diabetes. Seriously, they just put 815yearold stoner in charge of their and you . How is that not chicken farm . People are trying to say that like their version of chicken farm but once you get into the mashup category, a junior in high school got stoned and came home and anointed himself. Not that youve ever been there is a concoction you make. Also, i feel like ozempic is investing because down the line they will realize he will get back or need and shes not a starter, dont be misled that filled with Visine All The Way to the top. Kfc, excellent colonial. Do people of dubai have a chance to get home in a hurry . The first annual ironman just to race and it was inspired by Robert Downey junior which explains the cocaine at the start. Each jumpsuit has 1500horsepower and reaches weeds of 80 miles an hour, pretty bad. Although the price take reaches an altitude too high for most people with a single suit selling for 400,000. If you dont have the cash from a what the cessation of taking up with the wind in your face, get dorsey on alaska airlines. There it is. Panel, a reminder, worldfamous yellowjacket will go to the panelist for the strongest night. Charles and christina trying for their first win. Emily trying to make it a double like she does when she orders long island iced teas. Something about flying men, straight out of The Wizard Of Oz what country was it where the cops were on rollerblades . So right. I was called san francisco. [laughter] i know they are cute and you like the 911 single shorts but do you know who likes them more . The criminals. Are you a fan of the jet suit . I voice wanted to be abducted by aliens. As you know the women of dubai are looking forward to this transit called driving a car. [laughter] eventually they will get there. Clement have to fly first and then maybe the women can drive. Lets have this conversation, okay . 400,000 to spend which is what it costs, three items, 400,000. Get the jet suit, and bocchino or avocado at home whole foods. Avocado all day. Obviously i tried that one time, that thing, its just the feet but you can do it at a resort from a vacations. Are you talking only fans . Dont out me, okay . Its in the water, you pay 50 an hour, you get air and it was sort of awesome so is the hunched over version so it doesnt seem that inaccessible or crazy, short of alien part which ill take, everything e else, lambeau obviously hands down. A lot more probing that i thought was coming up in a block but in this case, he will love the beef block. The got a rock and show this Saturday Night. Brian kilmeade going off the meter, saluting great women of history with our game white house or penthouse. Plus, Soprano Star Joining me to talk wives and meatballs. Stay right there. The peace . They would cry like shaking with joy because they were here the most powerful thing to witness because i could take the long way to make 300 extra dollars. [laughter] take this out, ceo of kelloggs and health this week for advising americans to eat cereal for dinner as a means of battling inflation and runway prices. Of course the story his home for me because i clearly get paid in lucky charms. [laughter] i decided to hit the streets of times square to find out which cereal americans should go to if they deploy this strategy. I should warn you of people here in times square prefer a different kind of people. If you pick up and putting down a volkswagen bus, take a look. You have an opinion on the best cereal but. Frosted flakes. Yokohama frosted flakes. Frosted flakes is the best cereal on the planet the guy personally knows tony the tiger. Frosted flakes. Tony the tiger getting a lot of love out here some guy before asked me for tricks, be careful, its times square. Mike get a totally different experience. I like sugar crispies. Chocolate crispies is good. You eat that with milk . Dimock yes. One or two bowls . One goal. She just called me fought on camera. I say one full and she looked at my stomach. Im trying. Have you ever had lucky charms with the leprechaun on the box . I havent. We have its called lucky charms and marshmallows. A bit sweet. A leprechaun on the front, greg gutfeld. Do you do the move at the end of the school where you drink the sugar milk . Absolutely not. You dont drink the sugar milk . We were separated at birth. But you dont drink the sugar milk but just the whole thing. The sugar milk is like the bone water of breakfast. French fries. So the best cereal his french fries. Yes. Thats whats up. I think i just met joe bidens speechwriter. Whats the best cereal . French fries. Granola. I like granola. How about you . I dont know but i watch you get out of here. He watched me on tv. Mike can be meet you. Is that true . It is true. Is just random . I love this. Dont buy and i love new york, thats who we figure out who to mug. Guy is done with cereal. Make him an omelette. Hes had it with the cereal, i respect that. All right, panel. The most popular cereal was frosted flakes, tony the tiger. Yay or night . I will say gay. He had a good spirit. He knew the good drugs. [laughter] i was going to say that. A Talking Tiger is a mascot, its one of those 60s things were they clearly dropped acid before they went to the board room. A Talking Tiger, that wont weird out any kids. [laughter] was the quest best cereal . Lucky charms like get the kitty litter out of the way. Just the marshmallows and go to town. Rice crispy treat and reeses Peanut Butter treats which i wasnt allowed to eat at home. Ill go to my Friends House and eat up whole box at one time. You would go nuts. A sugar high is insane and i was my whole childhood. I am pro cement toast crunch. If you want to talk about what cereal has the best sugar milk at the end of the bull, its cookie crisp. Cookie crisp but your whole face hurts because the Sugar Content of cookie crisp would kill a rhino. [laughter] let me say quick. The reason i brought this up, the new stories focuses on survival food, high inflation, peoples money doesnt go as far. What did you eat at your poorest . To make your money go further. A childhood food but kept me going through, sloppy joe. You eight sloppy joe. A sloppy joe and go to town. Now we have sloppy joe in the white house. [laughter] allie up for the jam. [laughter] you are also a comic and you are always one bad joke away from poverty what was the survival food . The original millennial charcuterie board, the turkey in american cheese legible. [laughter] thats a good one. It is approachable, not expensive. What did you stretch arm . I love how you use past tense when we live in Bidens America so currently im still doing it and the trick, i get my fruit from here. The trick is, works next. Checking my purse because is probably two oranges and eight pairs. You are a 75yearold at heart because every time my mom comes from a my first time my mom came, she was putting apples in her purse. [laughter] so embarrassing. [laughter] i am jims mom. Shes the best. Shut up for punching out its how you treat your fans. [laughter] the best part when i was prepping, can google survival food because everything starts with neil prep clips and by the third website, im it in a Doomsday Cult right now. [laughter] my go to the quick, everyday 12 hour shift, two bananas, two granola bars so a 12 hour shift, every three hours you eat one and position a little joy down the road but the key to survival food, he got to like it but its got to be dirt cheap. You got to like it and thats why poor people get fat because sugar is enjoyable and you need that, you know what im saying . The reality of Bidens America. Layoff biden, its Saturday Night. [laughter] im going to take another shot for that. Are you hes not even awake. [laughter] i go hes not awake and such goes hes not even alive. [laughter] human bowl of warm milk, president biden. Thats what you called him. Seriously, is biden even qualified to be president of the villages . Fox news superstar to break it down go off the meter next. Youre just another senior. Thats the third Health Insurance commercial with seniors at a farmers market. Right . 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A blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive of brains. Covid has taken this year just of the outbreak has taken more than 100 look lives just think about it. When they sold out american jobs and killed the keystone pipeline, it kept me up all night worrying about how we pay our bills but that i got by danica and ive never slept better. Sometimes when im hopped up on sugar, my parents give it to me so i pass out. Other times they give it to me during the day probably so they can do the deed. Gross. Morning, people who have used it have experienced product line and inability to secure the southern border. Others have hallucinated and fought breakfast cereals. One cup was a bad dude ask your doctor if its right for you. Thats a moneymaker right there but welcome back to fox news Saturday Night. Everyone would like her next guest a lot more if you only a little bit harder. I kid, fox friends host, the host of the biggest Daily Radio Show on fox news and the host of our show on this channel every Saturday Night. Long story short, you talk about the most talented people at fox news, my next guest is meant all of them. Brian kilmeade on the house in the crowd goes wild. Gutfeld wrote that . Not at all. I just need one eeriest question. The white house spent all week trying to put the age issue to bed for biden. You think they succeeded or did they buy a box and use that instead . The macro great commercial, Frank Fernald did the voiceover. I will say this, to see him walk along the border with Border Guards in a suit, didnt make me feel better about his use and experience. I will say they just decided to throw caution to the wind and put it out there, lets go ahead and put the ball at play. The best news is, its for your shop. [laughter] is providing so much material throughout spring and summer want to keep him in a cage, it makes it harder for you to write this. They are giving us so much material right now, i had to shush emily for telling biden jokes. We have that many. We have a surplus. How dare you do that to em emily. Every word matters. [laughter] its time to go off the me meter. Already . You have a nice one. Russian value. The whole thing using terms nobody understands. We will get that but we are going to ask a bunch of questions that are stupid. It will not put you in a bad spot. You have three cast members that host fox friends with you. If they are drowning in you only have two Life Preservers im kidding. I was kidding. Everybody knows the answer. The castle fox friends this journey, Everybody Knows to throw both preservers to english. [laughter] and the carley. [laughter] i didnt factor her in so its one for carley, one for ainsley. I will write a great eulogy about you man your history buff, who would make a better wing man at a bar . George washington or Abraham Lincoln . Lincoln. Washington has a lot of experience, leadership. What we know lincoln for . Heekin russell. He can fight. I need a guide with wingspan and can lock a guy up and not let him go and at the end talk to the cops and say it was not my fault. [laughter] hes a smart, strong guy, good wrestler. Sorry, im going with him. I love this because of the cops had you up against the wall and a guy named honest abe with you, your story will fly two the only problem is one former here of schooling so thats my problem. Dont knock the guy with one former schooling. Some of us have none. Donald trump, the thing people love about trump is his modesty but is there a Character Trait of trump that he doesnt get enough credit for that we dont speak publicly . Sense of humor, people dont get it. I watch his channels, he chose it out being sarcastic or likes to exaggerate and they think hes serious and take him as if every word is fdr